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Anonymous
2017-03-16 03:51:54 Post No.35566815
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Anonymous 2017-03-16 03:51:54 Post No. 35566815 [Report] [View this topic]

Wojak Recon this is Pepe Beta. Do you copy? Were you able to scope out the Chad outpost?

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Anonymous 2017-03-16 04:07:35 Post No.35567062
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wi got catcpurd pls don b mad

send hlp

Anonymous 2017-03-16 04:10:36 Post No.35567119
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>>35566815
Negative Pepe Beta, they overrun us, repeating they overrun us, mission failed!

Anonymous 2017-03-16 04:12:36 Post No.35567157
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>>35567062
>>35567119
Christ alive. Can you clear an LZ?! we're sending in evac!

Anonymous
2017-03-16 03:49:52 Post No.35566784
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Anonymous 2017-03-16 03:49:52 Post No. 35566784 [Report] [View this topic]

*moves closer to the mic*
"Anon, we need your help to MAGA, help us build the wall"

what do?

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Anonymous 2017-03-16 03:52:30 Post No.35566825
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I'll help you Trump senpai.

Anonymous 2017-03-16 03:53:04 Post No.35566837
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>>35566784
no pls. I'm legal

Anonymous 2017-03-16 03:53:41 Post No.35566843
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Anonymous 2017-03-16 03:53:41 Post No.35566843 [Report]

Politics are dumb and boring.

Anonymous
2017-03-16 03:48:28 Post No.35566766
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Anonymous 2017-03-16 03:48:28 Post No. 35566766 [Report] [View this topic]

Reminder that white males cannot be robots.

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Anonymous 2017-03-16 03:49:35 Post No.35566779
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Anonymous 2017-03-16 03:49:35 Post No.35566779 [Report]

>it's another racebait episode

Anonymous 2017-03-16 03:59:28 Post No.35566922
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>>35566766

Reminder you can't fix ugly

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>>35566766
Excatly.

ori9ginasdl

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Join The Tavern Discord Server 2017-03-16 03:47:25 Post No.35566751
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Join The Tavern Discord Server Anonymous 2017-03-16 03:47:25 Post No. 35566751 [Report] [View this topic]

Come join to have nice talks and fun times

https://discord.gg/SYUbh9w

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Anonymous 2017-03-16 04:00:30 Post No.35566938
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Anonymous 2017-03-16 04:00:30 Post No.35566938 [Report]

Bump!
origem

Anonymous 2017-03-16 04:10:23 Post No.35567114
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Anonymous 2017-03-16 04:10:23 Post No.35567114 [Report]

bump again please join

Anonymous 2017-03-16 04:17:03 Post No.35567240
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Anonymous 2017-03-16 04:17:03 Post No.35567240 [Report]

I really want to but I'm shy

Anonymous
2017-03-16 03:46:26 Post No.35566740
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Anonymous 2017-03-16 03:46:26 Post No. 35566740 [Report] [View this topic]

Why are pregnant women so beautiful?

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Anonymous 2017-03-16 03:53:47 Post No.35566845
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You have a cuck fetish. Men who don't have a cuck fetish find pregnant women repulsive since they've already been impregnated.

Anonymous 2017-03-16 03:55:32 Post No.35566864
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Anonymous 2017-03-16 03:55:32 Post No.35566864 [Report]

I am never getting knocked up.

Anonymous 2017-03-16 04:00:59 Post No.35566949
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Anonymous 2017-03-16 04:00:59 Post No.35566949 [Report]

>>35566864
Only girls(female) can.

Anonymous
2017-03-16 03:46:18 Post No.35566738
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Anonymous 2017-03-16 03:46:18 Post No. 35566738 [Report] [View this topic]

BANG BANG BANG BANG WAKE UP NEET OH GOOD MORNING ITS ME SOME GUY THAT WORKS FOR YOUR LANDLORD BANG BANG BANG BANG WE DECIDED THAT THIS APARTMENT BUILDING NEEDED TO HAVE SOME WORK DONE FOR SOME REASON AND 10AM IN THE MORNING SEEMS LIKE AS GOOD A TIME AS ANY

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Anonymous 2017-03-16 03:49:13 Post No.35566773
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>>35566738
I am literally in this situation right now lol. How coincidental.

Anonymous 2017-03-16 03:50:41 Post No.35566795
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>>35566773

You believe in coincidence? Silly neet.

Anonymous 2017-03-16 03:52:00 Post No.35566817
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Anonymous 2017-03-16 03:52:00 Post No.35566817 [Report]

JUST YOUR NEIGHBOR AGAIN RURAL NEET I KNOW ITS 8 AM BUT IM OLD AS FUCK AND RETIRED SO I'M GONNA BUILD AN ADDITION ONTO MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW

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Mike's Comfy Discord 2017-03-16 03:41:12 Post No.35566687
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Mike's Comfy Discord Anonymous 2017-03-16 03:41:12 Post No. 35566687 [Report] [View this topic]

sup gentlemen, interested in joining yet another r9k discord?
like, just can't have enough of them can we?
well consider your prayers answered for here it comes:
MIKE'S COMFY DISCORD
we heard your wishes so we made it just like you love
and remember the good old 4chan which means it's a
MALE ONLY R9K DISCORD
you heard right! no orbiting and no roasties forever!
join today and enjoy whatever remains of your shitty life :^)

https://discord.gg/Z2BJxk5

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Anonymous 2017-03-16 03:43:21 Post No.35566715
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>>35566687

https://discord.gg/AP2jd8b

;) jOIN NIGGER

Anonymous 2017-03-16 03:48:47 Post No.35566769
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Anonymous 2017-03-16 03:48:47 Post No.35566769 [Report]

Discord is shit, but bump.

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>>35566715
can you make your own thread please, this is not a discord general

Normie
2017-03-16 03:34:38 Post No.35566610
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Normie 2017-03-16 03:34:38 Post No. 35566610 [Report] [View this topic]

General chatting thread, complete and utter apathy edition.

Hey /r9k/, resident normie here. If you have something on your mind, need some advice or just want to get something off your chest, come post here. So such thing as a stupid question here(:

>inb4 normie off my board reeeeeee
>inb4 OP can't inb4

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Anonymous 2017-03-16 03:39:04 Post No.35566666
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Should I quit fapping?

Also, what should I read now? I've got some short different stories and a tale about a man and a donkey in southern spain.

Normie 2017-03-16 03:43:54 Post No.35566717
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>>35566666
Nice get. Nah, I masturbate pretty regularly (2-3 times a day) and I think that there's nothing wrong with that. In fact, when I tried to cut down cause my ex suggested it, I just felt frustrated and cranky, so I didn't hold out for long.

Whatever you want, man. I'd personally go with the donkey tale, but honestly do whatever.

Anonymous 2017-03-16 03:47:34 Post No.35566755
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>>35566717
Ok thanks. I have shitty stamina so I fap twice or four times a week. But still.

I'll go with the donkey one now.

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Why are autists so vocal about their autism? 2017-03-16 03:29:52 Post No.35566561
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Why are autists so vocal about their autism? Anonymous 2017-03-16 03:29:52 Post No. 35566561 [Report] [View this topic]

I've lost count at the amount of autists I've seen who bring up their autism, first thing, whenever they meet anyone. Have they not considered that this is why people treat them like autists?

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Anonymous 2017-03-16 03:32:29 Post No.35566591
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>>35566561

>meet and talk normally with people
>they hate me and think I'm an asshole
>tell them I'm autistic and am bad at anything social
>they start to understand but their hatred still persists

If I tell them soon after meeting them then maybe their anger wont build up as much

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>>35566561
Probably because they're autistic

Anonymous 2017-03-16 03:36:31 Post No.35566643
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>>35566591
So what you're telling me is that you have no control of being an asshole? Or is that just an excuse to get away with being an asshole?

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2017-03-16 03:29:46 Post No.35566560
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Anonymous 2017-03-16 03:29:46 Post No. 35566560 [Report] [View this topic]

I smell like SHIT. I haven't bathed I'm 3 days and have to be in a small room with other people in an hour. FUCK. What do i do?

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Anonymous 2017-03-16 03:31:29 Post No.35566585
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Anonymous 2017-03-16 03:31:29 Post No.35566585 [Report]

Soak your clothes in petrol

Anonymous 2017-03-16 03:32:45 Post No.35566594
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Anonymous 2017-03-16 03:32:45 Post No.35566594 [Report]

Then find a match

Anonymous 2017-03-16 03:34:21 Post No.35566607
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>>35566560
10 minute shower dude its not that hard

Anonymous
2017-03-16 03:29:11 Post No.35566553
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Anonymous 2017-03-16 03:29:11 Post No. 35566553 [Report] [View this topic]

>saw myself in a picture
>look absolutely atrocious and autistic

I wonder how disturbed other people are when I am near them

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Anonymous 2017-03-16 03:47:29 Post No.35566754
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>>35566553
why does this always happen?
in mirrors, I look good. but in pictures I look like a homeless man

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>>35566754
>>35566553
angles and lighting
practice makes perfect

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>>35566813
won't change a thing if my face and body looks liek shit

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Anonymous 2017-03-16 03:27:57 Post No. 35566536 [Report] [View this topic]

Has anyone ever had crabs?

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Anonymous 2017-03-16 03:30:38 Post No.35566573
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>>35566536
Not falling for it, originally

Anonymous 2017-03-16 03:30:54 Post No.35566579
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Anonymous 2017-03-16 03:30:54 Post No.35566579 [Report]

Shave and go to planned Parenthood and get tested. They take in men and women.

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>>35566536
I reccomend dipping them in butter

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2017-03-16 03:26:18 Post No.35566514
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Anonymous 2017-03-16 03:26:18 Post No. 35566514 [Report] [View this topic]

What's today's counter culture, robots?

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Anonymous 2017-03-16 03:33:51 Post No.35566604
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Anonymous 2017-03-16 03:33:51 Post No.35566604 [Report]

Feminists

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Anonymous 2017-03-16 03:35:11 Post No.35566620 [Report]

Honestly, I would say that it is us. I don't want to sound all arrogant and shit, but we really are the epitome of a counter culture. Thousands of young men who mostly don't have any friends in the outside world, are virgins, and seem to have major grudges against modern society. Modern culture consists of working 9-5 jobs, doing petty recreational drugs, "hooking up", and spending every moment either hanging out or communicating with(including social media) real life friends. We are pretty much the complete opposite of that.

Anonymous 2017-03-16 03:36:37 Post No.35566644
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>>35566514
Neo-nazis

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Stepdad will call to ask why i stealed my mom's panties 2017-03-16 03:16:57 Post No.35566421
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Stepdad will call to ask why i stealed my mom's panties Anonymous 2017-03-16 03:16:57 Post No. 35566421 [Report] [View this topic]

Guys, i stealed my mom's panties and she caugthed and asked why, pick up from her hand
and said that was my jeans

I am sure that she told him, because she
can't keep nothing, he will call me right now
i have 18 years old and have no idea what to say.

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Anonymous 2017-03-16 03:18:59 Post No.35566443
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Anonymous 2017-03-16 03:18:59 Post No.35566443 [Report]

what language are you translating this from

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Anonymous 2017-03-16 03:30:22 Post No.35566569 [Report]

yes

fvfghg

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Anonymous 2017-03-16 03:36:20 Post No.35566640 [Report]

You probably understand English as well as you write it, but just claim that your laundry got mixed up.
Her panties were left behind in the dryer, wash bucket, on the line, whatever.