Wojak Recon this is Pepe Beta. Do you copy? Were you able to

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wi got catcpurd pls don b mad

send hlp

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>>35566815
Negative Pepe Beta, they overrun us, repeating they overrun us, mission failed!

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>>35567062
>>35567119
Christ alive. Can you clear an LZ?! we're sending in evac!

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>>35567119
Sending troops to your position Wojak Recon! Do you have a visual of the Chad Army?

ay yo this is chad we got your neets captured and were hacking into your communications

>>35567282
Pffft, challenging us to cyber warfare? Big mistake, Chad. Uploading CP to your mainframe as we speak. Enjoy prison. REEEEEE!

>>35567197
Launching camdrones

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>>35567197
>>35567326
Visuals up.

God, what a bunch of freaks.

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>COL. FEELS BAD HERE OF THE 23TH /comfy/ NEET DIVISION WE'RE OUT OF PISSBOTTLES, RATIONS RUNNING LOW. WE'RE BEING OVERRUN AND SOME HAVE SUCCUMBED TO PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE. THEY ARE CONSTANTLY MUMBLING SOMETHING ABOUT BEING THEMSELVES. PERMISSION TO OPEN FIRE?

>IF NO RESPONSE I SHALL OPEN FIRE ON MY OWN HEAD

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>>35567197
Affirmative, enemy spotted, location M-6 and M-7, two infantry regiments, twenty or more mens, requestion artillery support on those locations, over.

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>>35567378
...My God, it's worse than I thought.

>>35567421
No! Hang in there Soldier, we're sending men to your position with tendies and fresh jugs.

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>>35567516
Send support fast, they got Jimmy, they fucking killed Jimmy, BASTARDS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>35567516
>AFFIRMATIVE, WE SHALL MAINTAIN OUR DEFENSIVE POSITION, I'LL GATHER UP EVERYONE WHO IS STILL ABLE TO FIGHT

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>>35567579
C-Colonel, look! The Chads threw this over for us. It's not tendies but it's g-good!

Tee hee! I feel funny!

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>>35567650
>GOD DAMN IT WE COVERED THIS IN WEEK ONE PRIVATE

*SLAPS IT OUT OF YOUR HAND*

>MAINTAIN DEFENSIVE POSITION, GET THIS SICK FROG TO A MEDIC FOR FUCKS SAKE, FIRST PRIORITY

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>>35567650
NOOO, don't drink it, it is poisoned

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>>35567735
>sarj a myne just wen off clows to ower posishun. i-i carnt feel my legs sarj. i-i don fink aym gona mayk it...

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>>35567735
>>35567867

TENDIES INCOMING! FRESH JUGS, GIVE EM HELL

just be yourself guys haha its not that hard. just go to the gym, get buff, get fit, get some high test and dont forget to nofap. you have to approach them its a numbers game and there are a lot of fish in the sea. if youre feeling suicidal why dont you stop feeling suicidal and travel the world, get some pussy?

Chad out.

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>>35567758
>HOLD YOUR FIRE, WE NEED EVERY FROG WE CAN STILL SAVE
>>35567909
>GOD BLESS, THE RELIEF HAS COME, FIRE AT WILL

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>>35567930
Hehe... We'll show you "buff", normie.

Orbital Drop: Behemoth

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>>35567867
Intel reporting in, it seems we've lost M-10 and M-8 we're gonna need some dubs to turn the tide

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>>35567930
>CHAAAADDDDD YOU'RE DEAD

>THIS ONE'S FOR THAT APU WHO DRANK THE ESTROGEN

*The battle cry of a thousand bitter NEET's is heard screeching in the distance, menacingly*

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>>35567962
This is for Jimmy, burn those WHEY monkeys

>>35568051
>>35568055
>COL. FEELS BAD HERE, DUBS DELIVERED, LZ CLEARED

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>>35568114
>>35568055
FUCK YES! COORDINATES CHECK'D. COMIN IN FOR A LANDING

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All you roaches are playing perfectly into the palm of my hand. Haha-- there is no Chad squadron my little pawns, YOU'VE BEEN BOMBING YOURSELF the whole time.

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>WE'RE BEING SHELLED BY AXE BODY SPRAY HERE

>LOCATION M-4, BOMBING RUN FROM THE NORTH-EAST

>REQ AIR SUPPORT

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COMRADES, OPEN FIRE ON THE ROASTIES.
NOT A STEP BACK, BLYAT.

UNITED WE STAND, UNITED WE DIE.

URAAAAAAAAH!

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>>35568273
>BEWARE,THE ROASTIES FLAP LOUDLY
>GOOD LUCK AND GIVE EM HELL

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Oh jeez, anon. Stop playing army and come sit with us! We don't bite!

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>>35566815
Sarge Wojak reporting in. What are your orders HQ?

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>>35568346
>DON'T FALL FOR THE MIRAGE, THAT'S THE AXE BODY SPRAY SPEAKING

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Time to toast these roasties.
Cover me lads, I'm going up the flank.

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>>35568395
I cover you lad, light them up

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NORDE UNIT REPORTIN IN SIR, WES'L GET EM FROM 'ER FLANK SIR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kv6jQmQStjc&t=334s

Thread theme.

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>>35568442
SHOW NO MERCY, GODS ARE WITH US.

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>2ND REQUEST FOR AIR SUPPORT AT LOCATION M4, WE HAVE SPOTTED THE BOMBERS GOING AT THE SOUTH-WEST DIRECTION

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>>35568454
>posting a butchered dubstep version of the original

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1yqxbDs3iE

looks like we found a normie spy

get him boys

>>35568375
Send in the secret weapon. You know which

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>>35566815
We captured Feelsshire sir . All roasties and Chads are done for

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>>35568618
Copy that. Commencing Operation O.L.D.G.O.D

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>>35568625
>I WILL NEVER TALK SHIT ABOUT YOU BRITS AGAIN, GOOD JOB

>SECURE THE PERIMETER

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>>35568606
I know JUST where to put him...

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>>35568625
Zounds! Rendezvous with Napepe and move out towards Chadsfordtown

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Do you guys mind if a femanon wants to play with you?

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>>35568717
>WATCH OUT IT'S A WILD ROASTIE

>FIRE AT WILL

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>>35568717
GET TBHE FUCK OUT ROASTIE SCUMMMMMMM

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>>35568666
>666

Jawohl Reichfuhrer

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Sending kebab supplies to the base!

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Howdy partners, do you guys have more powder, i need to load my colt

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>>35568717
STOP RUINING OUR THREADS GET OUT NOW

>>35568735
>>35568737
Wait...she might have intel

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>>35566815
I got my best chink on ahead to scout the area

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>>35568785
Or she might be a spy, i don't trust her

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>>35568785
>SHE ONLY HAS INTEL ON THE LENGTH AND GIRTH OF CHAD AND TYRONE

>IT'S A TRAP, SHE'L FLAP HER ROASTIE IN THE WIND AND THEN WE'RE ALL TRAPPED

>>35568813
>>35568821
Fine....make an example of her to all the Stacies!

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>>35568785
She's nothing more than a spy! Just kill her!

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>>35568864
You know i might know a place where she can stay

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hibo hebkuarder?
aym weeting bor orbars

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>>35568864
>IMPALE HER ON THE STAKE, VLAD THE IMPALER STYLE, STRING HER UP NEAR ROASTOPIA

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>>35568666
Reichfuhrer, perimeter is clear and secure, they are gone, maybe they went deep into the wood

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>>35568896
>if this is ar supot tek dwn tho bummes at m4

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>>35568864
Do you folks need help with that?

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>>35568933

rojer

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>>35568916
>WONDERFUL JOB, TRY TO CLEAR THE WOODS, BUT FIRST CALL UP CHINK-ANON FOR JUNGLE STRATEGY

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This thread is so comfy, keep it going lads, they're cornered

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*Hmpf* I'm going to convince one of you guys to let me play.

Maybe I should take my clothes off, it's getting kind of hot in here.

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>>35568952
>VLAD THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE, DEAL WITH THE STACEY WHEN YOU ARE ABLE TO

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>>35569006
I TOLD YOU ALREADY GET THE FUCK OUT MY ROOM YOU ROASTIE TOASTIE CUNT

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>>35569006
I see fear in your eyes, You're not fooling anyone, target on sight, requesting permission to fire

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Kill the Stacy but first torture her

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>>35569071
>HOLD YOUR FIRE ANON-SAMA, VLAD IS A SPECIALIST

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>>35568971
can i burn everything?

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>>35569092
Play with her while i search around here for some wood poles

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>>35569094
NO CAN DO CHIEF, THREAT MUST BE DEALT WITH IMMEDIATLY, I'LL RISK INSUBORDINATION, ENGAGING

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>>35569126
>IF YOU'RE BURNING ANYTHING IT BETTER BE NORMIEVILLE OR THE ENTIRE JUNGLE NEAR FEELSHIRE

>HIJAK OUT

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>>35569163
>COLLATERAL DAMAGE

>I DON'T REALLY CARE BUT NOW VLAD CAME HERE FOR NOTHING

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>>35569162
Roger that it will be fun

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>>35569094
h-hey there g-g-general, you got a r-reall-y long stick, do you mind if I p-play with it for a little bit? It's making me blush... m-maybe we can go back to your quarters and play for a while..

>>35567650
>drinking estrogen
lol

I genuinely love these threads

t. Chad

as usual helper posts are A+++

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>>35569245
>I DON'T SWING THAT WAY MAJOR

*slaps you away*

>GO AND HASSLE THE APUS AT THE MEDICS, THEY ARE BEYOND SAVING

This is wojak recon commander
We have knowledge that the normies have a NEETseeking missile
Abandon hq before its too late

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>WE NEED 3 DIVISIONS ON ROUTE TO NORMIEVILLE ASAP

>>35569348
>AFFIRMATIVE, EVASION PLAN SICKLE IN ORDER

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>>35569370
Incoming air strike on Normieville watch your heads over

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>>35569303
The pole is ready, shall we begin?

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>>35569633
>STRIP HER UP AT YOUR OWN VOLITION

>>35569630
>AFFIRMATIVE, AWINTING CONFIRMATION

This is Beta Squad Zero, we found the normie's nest. I repead: we found the normie's nest.

Waiting for instructions, over.

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>>35569699
higher boys, for every chad see, to know what happen when they mess with us!

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>>35569741
Visuals are up.

Awaiting for orders, over.

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>>35569760
Hell yeah fucking roasties!

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>>35569760
>AMAZING JOB, VLAD. SIMPLY OUTSTANDING

>>35569761
SWARM THEM AT ONCE, THE 3RD ARMOR BATTALION WILL ALONG WITH THE BETA BOMBERS PROVIDE NECESSARY BLIITZKRIEG

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Heh, you betas are disgusting. You will never win. Sad!

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Greetings allies. I am the ultimate wizard, endorsed by the god Kek itself. I have mastered every known magic art in this realm, and have even mastered extraterrestrial arcane spells. Infact, I am speaking to you all telepathically right now.

I will grant you my assistance for your war - I can destroy every living enemy in an area and turn their corpses into undead frogposting soldiers using my adept necromancy, and if you wish I will deploy my acolytes to aid your soldiers in combat. Tell me where I am needed and I will be there.

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ALL A NIGGA REALLY NEED IT FOUR DOLLA PLUS A TENDIE, PLUS A TENDIE, PLUS A TENDIE

ALL A NIGGA NEND DNSISMS..Z..

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>CIA REPORTING IN, OVER

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Solo operative Tfw Alone reporting to hq.
I just withnessed one of our own.. Mutating, turning into a horrid beast of some sort, he was ambushed by three chads one of which was wielding some sort of prototype AXE-thower.
Shortly after being sprayed down he started turning, the chads laughed as he went on a confused rampage aimed at nearby rocks, seemingly attacking anything on sight, exept chads.
This kept going for about 15 minutes until he suffocated, probably due to the high dose of AXE.
This AXE-thrower must have some secret ingredient mixed in to cause these mutations.
I retrieved his heart aswell as some other bodyparts for research purposes, I shall drop these off at the lab, if I survive that is, Wish me luck, I may not return from my visit to camp chad but it must be done, godspeed

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>>35569166
Demolition Squad reporting in with information about the chad village, there is no more chad village, the entire place was leveled with, no survivors.

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weeb division emperor reporting in. We've finished preparations to overrun normiebook with anime profile pictures. Keep on fighting the good fight on the front lines we will take out their main source of communications

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>>35569927
Roger that. Commencing attack.

My brothers, I'll show the normies what hell means. HELL!

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WE'VE JUST GOT WORD THAT THEY RELEASED CHADZILLA! REPEAT! WE JUST GOT WORD THAT THEY RELEASED CHADZILLA... HE'S GOTTA BE 200 FEET TALL! I CAN'T... I CA...*radio static*