Mike's Comfy Discord

>>35566687

https://discord.gg/AP2jd8b


;) jOIN NIGGER

Discord is shit, but bump.

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>>35566715
can you make your own thread please, this is not a discord general

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Comfybumperino /musichour/

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There is only one comfy discord.

>>35566799
A discord general would be less proned to be pruned.

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>>35566687
I approve of this thread. Come join for comfy times

Best discord ever 10/10! Tremendous! So many discords! But, so much normies! SAD! Such cases! But, this is a great discord. Wow. Just look at it. We're gonna make it more great by building a great wall!

>>35568188
Dubs confirm, many such cases

I was only 9 years old I loved Mike's discord so much, I had all the sphagetti and autism
I pray to Mike's Discord every night before bed thanking him for the life I've been given.
Mike's discord is love I say, Mike's discord is life
My dad overhears me and calls me a faggot
I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Mike's Dicord
I called him a cunt
He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
Im crying now, and my face hurts
I lay in bed and its really cold
A warmth is moving towards me.
I feel something touch me
Its Mike's discord
I am so happy
He whispers in to ear "this is my server
He grabs me with his powerful sphagetti hands and puts me on my hands and knees
I'm ready
I spread my ass cheeks for Mike's discord
He penetrates my butthole
It hurts so much but I do it for Mike's discord
I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
I push against his force
I want to please Mike's discord
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his server
My dad walks in
Mike's discord looks him straight in the eye and says "Its all robot now"
Mike's discord leaves through my window
Mike's discord is love Mike's discord is life.

You might want to assist us in our fight for a roastie free r9k so we dont have to retreat to discords

>>35564919

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>>35568299
>JOIN THE DISCORD FOR STRATEGY AND DISCUSSION
kys yourself and join our discord instead

almost everything can be simulated online but flesh.
hungry? order food online and wait by the door.
horny? watch porn.
wanna talk to someone/thing face-to-face? webcams and microphone chat rooms.
wanna drive a car? driving simulation with irl gaming car parts.
wanna touch flesh? wait for virtual reality.
need clothes or something? shop online.
concert in front row? watch a video.
wanna watch a movie? search 'watch [movie name] online stream'
wanna make money? sell yourself online
sports? there are video games for that.
wanna walk the beach and look at girls? download a socialmmo such as second life and go to a beach.
wanna gf/bf/friend? buy a sexdoll or get a tulpa.

>>35568986
>almost everything can be simulated online but flesh.
>hungry? order food online and wait by the door.
>horny? watch porn.
>wanna talk to someone/thing face-to-face? webcams and microphone chat rooms.
>wanna drive a car? driving simulation with irl gaming car parts.
>wanna touch flesh? wait for virtual reality.
>need clothes or something? shop online.
>concert in front row? watch a video.
>wanna watch a movie? search 'watch [movie name] online stream'
>wanna make money? learn coding and start freelancing
>sports? there are video games for that.
>wanna walk the beach and look at girls? download a socialmmo such as second life and go to a beach.
>wanna gf/bf/friend? buy a sexdoll or get a tulpa.

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join this discord for our exclusive saint elliot emote, may he bring luck upon future roastie slayers

>>35569659

This guy is original and right

>>35569305
>In therapy for general depression/anxiety and other ailments
at any moment, they can tell you that they have to go to the bathroom or some shit and you just sit there like a duck while they report you to the police for being 'suicidal' and ye go to the looney bin as your parents sell errthing you have while playing dumb by playing the 'where did we go wrong' card then you will have to pay a ton of money because of looney bin.
>having a job
Why do you wanna 'job' when you know how to 'get' money?
>SSI/WALFARE/ETC
Have ye tried shopping at goodwill/flea markets/etc for things after applying for ssi?
>Sit on cam and let guys throw money at you [IF you are a female]
B-but I wanna work hard and do what I enjoy!
>The people with money/power will fuck you up and stuff like that. Hope you already have your leash and collar ready because once you get a 'job', You will have to be a good 'dog' and 'work' hard to get your 'bone' but the only way to keep getting your 'bones' is riding the company dick. You WILL keep riding it because you like the 'bones' but they can ruin your whole life by just 2 words 'YOU'RE FIRED'.
Ever thought of what would happened IF you did not get a 'job'?
Why do you think that is the ONLY way to make money? Who 'forced' you into thinking that? Are you going to do the next BIG thing that someone tells you because most people are doing it? You once told me to be myself and not follow others.

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there is a dude named banana who posts some top level anime nudies, much appreciated

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>>35570931
Wrong, banana is a fag who can't make any oc.

>>35571015
at least he doesnt steal memes like some other people do

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>>35572135
And who those people might be ?

>>35572424
no names but he starts with fug and ends with boi if you know what i mean ;^)

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>>35573278
Oh i love that guy, he makes the coolest and cutest memes of all discord.

Hang all discord faggots

>join discord
>it's full of people I don't know
>a million rooms
All I want is one /r9k/ discord where I can be part of the community from the beginning, with one room. Seriously we don't need separate rooms for #memes, #shitposting etc.
My discord account have me a part of so many discords and I want to delete them all because they are all cancerous

>>35573593
believe me its better if you sort some things out of general chat like pictures, videos, pr0n and bots. also two channels to chat so people dont have to disrupt the discussion topic if they need to talk something else. all other channels are not needed, like vidyagames, animu, politics and whatnot

Hm Hm Hm https://discord.gg/TUzAS

>>35573783
just ban people who feel the need to post all that irrelevant shit
you know how unnerving it can be to a robot who comes into such a server and is presented with so many options?

>>35573593

Join us then, we have quite some users but the most active ones are a small group

https://discord.gg/E7wBH7x

>>35573810
>You have been invited to Lounge in Game Channel
No fuck off back to /v/
I want a real r9k server, not another normie sausage fest

>>35573839
I'm already in that one and there are a million rooms

>>35573871

People only use #general though. Just stick to that.