How to get a fat hairy nature-loving homesteading Christmas cake

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Well, /r9k/, nothing?

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>>35566407
>>35566879
Try okcupid or POF.
That's all that ever messages me.

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>>35567773
>getting unsolicited messages
Hi Chad.

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>tfw someone like that wouldn't want me anyway
Oh well.

>>35569786
Keep em coming
Oreg

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>>35570296
Might as well make someone happy i guess.

>>35571369
fuckin hell this thing needs to take a hike to /fit/

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>>35571460
What would she do with a bunch of autistic gays that inject artificial manliness into their asses?

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>>35571519
more pls. i love frumpy bitches

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>>35571584
Sure, she's a qt.

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>>35566407
This puts some perspective on my whole situation, there are cuter girls(and guys) that have shown interest in me

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completely utterly wholeheartedly originally disgusted

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>>35571660
pretty gross desu famalam

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>>35571843
>haha I'm a Chad just laughing at you losers lol haha trololo

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>>35571998
MORE MORE MORE

got any spread pussy

>>35571998
I'd rather stay virgin desu

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>>35572111
It gets a bit icky at that point, lots of discharge.

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>>35571998
nah im a virgin with some potential, but man that girl is just gross

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>>35572184
this is my fetish anon pls

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>>35572223
Are you absolutely sure.

>>35572274
Yes. This is what i want.

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>>35572288
One last warning.

>>35572223
was this made as an offshoot of all the double nigger sonic comics?

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>>35572347
I KNOW WHAT I LIKE ANON,IM A BIG BOY

>>35572377
I believe so.

what the fuck is this original comment bullshit?

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>>35572404
Alright but don't say I didn't warn you.

>>35572473
mm yeah that nasty ass bitch

id put some more discharge in there.

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>>35572486
Eww, don't be lewd.

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>>35571660
...this is fucking gross. I refuse to believe there are anons that are that desperate they would fuck THAT. Absolutely vomit inducing.

>>35572510
is that all?

fuck your mute,mods.

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>>35572615
Marry and love, not just fuck.

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I think she might be some rural biker chick judging by the tattoos.

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>>35572623
I'd rather avoid these, I don't find them that appealing.