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If you kidnapped a qt, what are some non-sexual things you would do with her?
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have her review my narrative
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Anything I could do to make her smile.
God I just want to make a girl happy.
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>>35625390
I would hug her very much and tell her she's the best.
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>both my dad and my grandfather died suddenly of a stroke at 35
>tfw 34
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well at least if you die the suffering and pain will finally end
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>>35625389
Lucky.
>great granddad on my mums side died at 98
>granddad on mums side pack a day smoker, 65 and no health issues
>granddad on dad's side 75, healthy as than most 50 year olds
>Dad 55, and no problems
This crazy ride never ends.
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TFW all my grandparents lived over 95 y.o.
FML, I wanted to die naturally at a young age
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>actually a 9/10
>still a robot
It's society's fault, isn't it? Fuck my life.
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>>35625380
>I know, I'll start a bait thread!
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>>35625380
>tfw white
>tfw jawline
>tfw nice beard
>tfw chubby but not fat and face makes up for it
same, i don't even know why i have anxiety and social issues, I should be fucking pussy like a god
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>>35625380
You're a solid 6
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Does /r9k/ consider themselves left wing or right wing?
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This board as a whole? I don't know.
Personally I'm on the "left"
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Used to be a leftie, now I'm with the right.
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>>35625327
I'm a Hoppe Libertarian.
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>tfw no desperate to be impregnated fembot gf
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>having a kid
No.
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>>35625545
Are you a girl?
There's nothing sadder than a woman who doesn't want children.
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>>35625587
No, I'm n..... Yes. I'm a fembot. And I don't want children.
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Rate my eyes? They only look like this when I'm outside on sunny days
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>>35625277
>Rate my eyes? They only look like this when I'm outside on sunny days
we've lost visual on your eyelashes
2/10
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To sweaty 0/10
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I have lashes idk why there not visible in that
Anyone else committed suicide yet?
Feeling ready to kill myself and was wondering if anyone on /r9k/ could give their own suicide stories?
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>Anyone else committed suicide yet?
Yes, I have. I'm the ghost that stalks you, stop jerking off to barney.
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>>35625269
really mate, me too. how'd you do it fellow ghostfag?
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>>35625284
I masturbated at least 50 times in one day and had a heart attack. You?
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>he was born before 1995
>thinks he's human
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>>35625204
>not being a robot
>posting on my board
Get out then.
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>being born after 95
hows it feel to be apart of and contribute to the most cancerous generation known to man faggot?
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>>35625204
>born after 95
>thinks he isn't a MKULTRA puppet golem
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If women are having more sex, why are there more male virgins than ever before?
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>>35625114
All women are having sex with the same few men.
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Basically women are fucking the same top tier men who are knee deep in some gash.
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>>35625272
>>35625322
Holy fuck it's true, I thought it was just a meme
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I made it at 24, I'm 27 now having been happy for 3 years.
Don't give up hope anons
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>/r9k/ is the last surviving brotherhood on 4chan - /pol/, /jp/, /v/ and /k/ are dead or dying
>it's destined to die
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>>35625138
Someone hasn't been on /o/
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>>35625108
Define: Made it.
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I had sex last night.
Ask me anything
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doser ur butt hurttt
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>>35625079
y do you photoshop your jawline?
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doser ur jaw hurttt
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when I was 12 I started a rumor about a girl in my class I didn't like fucking a dog.
I literally started a whisper campaign by posting online on some geocities site the girls at my school used under multiple accounts to make it seem really.
she got bullied so badly from this that she had to switch schools and her life started a massive downwards spiral where she entered an edgy phase in HS and became a massive whore fucking literally everyone including niggers, dropped out of school, became a drug addict and is now a single mom.
I wonder how much an effect I had on all that and how much was predestined.
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Doing god's work, mang
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i hope you die. for real.
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In this world, is the destiny of mankind controlled by some transcendental entity or law? Is it like the hand of god, hovering above? At least it is true that man has no control, even over his own will.
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Hey guys this is a /r9k/ videogames discord
Join us!
https://discord.gg/RNuzS9W
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We Sell Todd and Todd Accessories
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>>35625012
Explain why.
>>35624227
why?
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>>35625054
because everyone loves memes
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>tfw NEET KV 27yo
>tfw /r9k/ has been completely flooded and taken over by normies so the entire board is filled with threads about Chad feeling sad his bro didn't hi five him today
>tfw my only source of discussion to people as fucked as I am was stolen by normies just like they stole everything else from me
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Soon you can post on Wizardchan
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Yesterday I fucked my gf so hard that she screamed my name. Last week my little got initiated into my fraternity and I'm so proud of him. Today I got my midterm grades from my university and I have a 3.8 rn.
:)
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>>35625001
>tfw 26 year old KHHV
>have a normalfag job but not a normalfag even though people assume otherwise
Don't fit in anywhere but at the same time don't give a fuck so never mind.
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6 ft 1
why the fuck can't i get laid, virgin at 20
should i start lifting?
it's especially heart wrenching seeing my 4 year younger brother get so much pussy
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You're not unattractive, lifting might help but unless you dress like a retard it's probably just your autism.
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>>35624994
white/black/dark red pullovers with raw denim is what I wear most of the time, I have a parka and a leather jacket
I think it's the autism, I just wait for girls to hit on me and it's only happened like 4 times in my life, out of which I fucked up 3 times
The other one was still shit, we were both shitfaced, kissed and then parted ways forever, I didn't even ask her name
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>>35625242
>I just wait for girls to hit on me
That's it