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>>35659145
The asian one since I've never had one of those before

>>35659145
Hop out the whip when I get in ya town and I'm dickin' the prettiest down

>>35659145
Well the ones on the left are showing off their feets. The one on the middle left has thick thighs while teasing her feets. I guess I choose her.

Bumping for Bowie.

>I'm Not Racist

piece of shit

But im hotter than him. Also why does my dick itch?

>and live wouldn't be even possible

women literally ruined everything

>>35659096
Abs on girls are gross.

>>35659116
tfw incel
what are you an anti-natalist?
go back to your cave lmao

>>35659090
Shit taste. At least go for Daredevil or Cage.

>>35659090

Holy shit u have terrible taste this guy has to be the lamest piece of shit in the mcu

>>35659148
I don't care about your shitty taste in movies. I am talking about the fact that he physically makes me want to be in a gay relationship.

>>35659041
no, people do tell me

Sometimes I wonder if people accept me being a failure because they think I'm retarded

I'm fully aware that I am autistic.

1am to morning is literally all the time when you don't add timezone context

>>35658993
My sleep schedule is all kinds of fucked up right now, I woke up at around 6:30 since I couldn't fall asleep the night before. What I'm trying to say is, most normies are asleep right now and the only ones on this site at 3 am are usually robots. So yeah, r9k is slower during this time period but there are less normies.

>>35659091
I browse r9k at 3:30am because I have to wake up for my shitty normie job

That looks uncomfortable.

Blox.

>>35658974
Being gay means being attracted to the masculine form.
Traps are a whole different realm of degeneracy.

>>35658974
wheres his other ball wtf

>>35658966
Laser hair removal or electrolysis.

>>35658966
there isno stop to this as us beasts are cursed with hairy fucking everything. We are the descendants of Enkidu, the beast man. The only stop is death or continued shaving.

>tfw shaving with a good razor actually feels bretty gud and gets the dead skin smeg combo off that washing just dont get

>>35658966
It doesnt make it grow back faster or longer you fucking moron.

If this were true baldlets wouldnt just be shaving because their hairline is disgusting

Maybe you should just stop.

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>>35658955
Are you feeIing it now, Mr. Krabs?

>>35658955
Nothe op but how the he'll I stop those crossdress feelings, I don't wanna do that I'm fighting with my self to don't do that and it make me hate myself. Should I just kill myself?

I haven't been outside in nearly a year and I only talk to my family.

>>35658938
>I literally haven't talked to a female that wasn't family for the past three months
>last time I talked to a girl in person was 10-11 months ago when I got a haircut
>the time before that was also the last time I got a haircut

AC7 releases this year
Strangereal universe
coming to PC

fully hyped desu

>>35658855
I don't know, pretty recently I guess? Maybe around 2010? I'm not sure when "i want to le die" humor started being popular

I can picture it because I've probably done some shit like that. It's like a joke but with a nugget of truth in it.

idk but its fucking weird...at work the normies all joke about it constantly. I am now able to join in and seem pretty normal I guess except I'm just talking normally no jokes

>>35658824
because women have started to catch on that they can get away with it, and men are pussywhipped

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>>35658824
Because they're being disensitized

>>35658824
the sexual revolution, social norms are less rigid overall than they were for a while, some people do better not being monogamous, etc.

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>>35658783
yes of course, please email me the recording at [email protected]

>>35658783
No, just BS your way through it and go back to living a normal life. Never reveal your power level

>>35658783
Sure, maybe in a discord call or something?

"There's a rise in the nigger populace as of late"

>>35658769
okay (((dadstein)))

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>tfw dad is pretty redpilled but have to keep trying to hold him back when my little sister is in the car with us

>>35658755
I've recently BEGUN stammering or tripping over my words from time to time. Didn't used to happen.

>>35658755
practice speaking.
If you can't think of what to say, try downloading play scripts and going through the dialogue.

Take your time when you speak, try to be relaxed and watch "The Kings Speech" starring Colin Firth