I'm Not Racist But Bowie Is an Aryan Superman

Bumping for Bowie.

>I'm Not Racist

piece of shit

But im hotter than him. Also why does my dick itch?

>>35659111
>I'm Not Racist
Yes you are.

>feel sad about my body image
>go to sleep
>wake up in the middle of the night
>it's 1972 david bowie from the ziggy stardust tour
>i tell him he looks like my friend but he assures me that he's indeed david bowie and it's all part of my "freaky dream"
>he asks me if f he's freaking me out and i respond that i've had some pretty freaky dreams
>he quickly interrupts me and tells me that he's come to tell me not to worry about my body image and that people used to give him crap all the time
>i ask him about the novelty music paparazzi
>he tells me the media monkeys and the junket junkies will invite me to the plastic pantomime and that i should throw their invites away
>i express my confusion
>bowie gives me a practical advice
>"get an eye patch"
>i tell him i've got one and he tells me to wear it
>he then says bye and flies off
>hits my table on his way out

>>35659111
The most overrated piece of shit in the history of rock music after John Lennon. whatever

>>35659111
He's the Supreme Gentleman of Rock. You can't deny that.

https://youtu.be/Tgcc5V9Hu3g

https://youtu.be/JgEeeaUSZTQ

https://youtu.be/CMThz7eQ6K0

https://youtu.be/N4d7Wp9kKjA

I know four is too many but did not know which one to skip.

>>35659932
>he then says bye and flies off
>hits my table on his way out

You should cherish this dream. He took the trouble to come and acvice you specifically, all the way from Heaven in a spiritual form.

https://youtu.be/OOaqDEjxQAU

>>35659934
You must be deaf. Or soulless.