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>lesbians
>existing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSt62K70o0E

>>35660242
Lesbians don't exist. They're a fetish made up by men who are afraid of female sexuality i.e. the people who lick up yuri sub-subtexts in anime.

>>35660242
To be fair the fact that we're here means we're pretty fucking weird.
And it's probably just envy anon.
I think about how these Chad's are just assholes yet they score the hottest chick's. Then I beat my meat to hen Tai and forget all about it. For a couple hours at least.

>>35660201
This sounds so comfy and nice, unless you get back problems or something.
Drink caffeine!

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>>35660305
Yeah, there is something nice and nostalgic about it. The dreams aren't so good but that's about the only problem, that and the fact that I keep having to force myself to get up and do online schoolwork. Come to think of it, we ran out of soda the past couple of days, so that could be what's doing it. Now I just have to find something to replace that until we get more.

>>35660201
Oh I do the same.

Sleep 9h, go to business school, get home sleep for another 6h.

Its awesome but at the same time depressing, because you get nothing done.

I lost interest in almost all media and even stopped cooking food. I just buy some breakfast in the morning and eat it over the whole day.

the first couple of seasons were mediocre, the new episodes are pretty good, wonder when the main guy fucks it up

>>35660067
We see our main character with no job, future, or money because he is so fucking autistic that nothing will make a difference. When will he finally break? Stay tuned, lads.

I can't look away, honestly. The protagonist just seems to be a perpetual failure who has zero understanding of women. I don't know if this is meant to be a dark comedy or something, but I fucking lost it when he thought the girl inviting him over to "Smash" meant she wanted to play Super Smash Bros. all night.

>>35660053
I only watch the highest quality anime, papa.

because you watch the big bang theory.

>Watching TV

TV seriously makes me angry. It feels like every ad, reporter and writer thinks I am braindead child. I don't want to be fucking talked down to for entertainment.

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>>35660035
i literally just used a tenga resuable cup for the first time ever

im usually a faggot that doesnt get off on penetration at all but i was curious so i bought it and used it after not cumming for 3 or 4 days and it literally felt like i was going to pass out and die from pleasure by the end

so ye buy it

and use lots of lube with it too even if your uncircumsized

>>35660035
they're alright. they don't feel like a real pussy, but they do feel kinda close. you want a water based lube (astroglide works just fine). for long term maintenance, you will also want to have some corn starch and rubbing alcohol

>>35660035
yes you need lube lol

god it'd be so sticky and painful and awful without

true ascended otaku onahole collectors import bags of powdered lube that they mix with water but i just bought a few bottles with each of my onahole purchases no problem

get a japanese onahole though, not an american fleshlight. tenga flip hole is a nice starter toy that's easy to clean and works well for different dick sizes

>>35659931
considering how may different races post on /pol/ i am pretty sure many people have taken the racepill

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>>35660012
Kek, this to be honest

>>35659931
>subscribing to an ideology that despises your existence

Cuckolds.

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>>35659894
>My big cousins older brother rode my piss pistolet
It's the end lads

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>Auntie was absorbed into the abhorrently arid anteater

>>35660181

Is that the same dried-up dick that keeps getting posted here constantly?

I've never seen it flaccid before. Looks like a really loose circumcision.

>>35659804
I miss Oneitis.

>>35659804
Islam is not the religion of peace
There are ony two genders

So should I wash my cum towel every 6 months or 8

How is that even possible.

Very original comment stop muting me

>>35659701
How did you attempt to get SSI?

Unless you can get a good lawyer you're shit outta luck when it comes to disability money.

Get bitten by a spider.

>>35659664
There is no easy way.

Walk down to the store.

>>35659659
Ur ver funny anon

Delt your life anon

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I remember the times, when people actually tried to make a good bait and showed effort.
Not even mad, just sad and disappointed.

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I'd like to try it but I'll never experience it because
>permavirgin

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>>35659637
i-i really like the idea of it, but i don't think it'll ever happen

even if i got a gf I'd be too shy to ask

>>35659637
I would love to do this to my bf but he isn't a faggot. I don't know whether I should be happy or sad.

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Why do you make these threads? Just to torture me? I'm smol as fuck, but you still won't date me. It's not fair.

I'm smol! 5'6" and weigh 100lbs
but a big PP

>>35659638
>but you still won't date me
I will.

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>Learn how to make pasta
>My sister says she actually likes it better than my mom's

>>35659604
Eliza? Why are you here again? Why won't you just leave... what is your damn problem woman

>>35659648
that s a Korean dud from /pol/ obsessed with eliza

>>35659575

/r9k/ never fails to make me chuckle.

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>>35659575
>Germany
>Chad

I think you mean Muhammad.