>Things you can say to /r9k/ but not women and normies.

>>35659804
I miss Oneitis.

>>35659804
Islam is not the religion of peace
There are ony two genders

So should I wash my cum towel every 6 months or 8

>>35659804
Interbreasting :DDDD

I guess Shadman isn't ALL bad.

>>35659804
"Man this sucks"
The joke is that none of us will ever get a blowjob.
:^)

really anything i guess. normies will judge you for the slightest shit, but here it's ok

All religions aren't "all just as bad as each other" Islam is clearly the worst major religion if you look at what it preaches.

>>35659804
all shitskins living in Europe need to be deported, except the valuable ones (i.e. the scientists, etc.).
Nigger-tier black people everywhere in the world need to be deported to Africa. This includes niggers like Micheal "dindu nuffin" Brown

>>35659848
You can say the second one fine

I legitimately want to kill all of you

Top kek, fampai, that really rumpled my jammies.

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>stop being a faggot
>why haven't you transitioned yet?
>roasties should burn
>Elliot Rodger was right

Have you ever read Hajime no Ippo? It's like a Japanese comic haha

Anything that involves telling someone what a piece of shit they are for either a trivial mistake or for misunderstanding something about a niche hobby

I'm honestly just going to date the next woman that gives me money. I don't even care if it's just a few bucks here or there.

>>35662415
Reverse the genders and that's perfectly socially acceptable

>>35659870
>washing your cum rag
Lmao normie

>>35662262
I say this to roasties and normies all the time

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>religion is pretty pointless
>nothing you do will ever matter when compared to the infinite vastness of time and space
>drugs are pretty fun
>guns are pretty fun too
>list of degenerate fetishes
>nothing wrong with suicide
>liberals typically scum
>taxation is theft
>the government is shit and needs to fuck off and die

>>35659804
globalism is what's fucking up the world in all levels
the state should be minimal to avoid economic lockdown by monopolies and oligopolies

>>35662594
and how's that working out for you fampai

your liberal tears give me the fattest stiffy and i just want to hatefuck you for it

>>35659804
There's literally nothing wrong with underaged sex.

I want a manly guy in a cute dress to fuck me hard.

>>35659804
Oregeno.
Origami.
OGIRURUU
and variants. They'd think we were seizing or something.

>>35663090
I seize the day. Gorgonzola.

>>35663115
Seize this, punk. *unzips dick*
origigami

>>35662594
have you considered that that is the reason you have no friends

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>>35663090
>"onigiri" at the end of your post
>no problem
>"asdf" at the end of your post
>3 day ban
mods=fags

niggers haha

>>35663030
>>35664252
Most the time they laugh it off. After all it is a joke.

>>35664288
Cause onigiris are great! It's a shame I can't find them anywhere in my town and am too lazy to make them myself.

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>>35664296
How the fuck was this an original post.
Congrats Anon.

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Last time i spouted out some edgy Trump maymays about autism being an epidemic.
It didn't go down too well, but I'm lucky i'm an autist myself, so I was able to shut this one feminist roastie down.
Also here's another one:
>My waifu is better than your 3dpd shit
They won't even get it, I tried once

>>35659848
What are the two real genders?

I'm a girl. Test me. I'll tell you how I'd honestly react to you saying something specific to me.

>>35662570
>owning a cum rag
not cumming directly into your mouth then drinking it is pure degeneracy

>>35663396
>unzips dick

othello

>>35664986
Can you pretend to be a normal, too for this? I wanna know what would happen if I called an average Stacy a roastie irl

>>35664942
Trap and faggot.
It's scientifically proven duuuh.

>>35665032
I'll be completely honest. I don't think I can roleplay normie Stacy. I'd assume she'd giggle awkwardly and say "um.. whaaat?" with a stupid fucking voice.