>mother listened to the cum cacophony How fucked am I lads?

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>>35659894
>My big cousins older brother rode my piss pistolet
It's the end lads

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>Auntie was absorbed into the abhorrently arid anteater

>>35660181

Is that the same dried-up dick that keeps getting posted here constantly?

I've never seen it flaccid before. Looks like a really loose circumcision.

>ancestor foresaw my penis purgatory
it's all over

>>35660181
> ex gf found the booger wall

Kill me

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>>35660211
LoosebIox

>>35660286

Is that your penis?

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>>35660315
Most certainly is. Ask away.

>>35660328
what the fuck? any idea why?

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>>35660328

It's a remarkably loose circumcision. When were you cut (I mean the year, not what age you were)?

I ask because when I was circumcised, they cut me TIGHT, with no moveable skin at all. I was cut around 1990.

There are lots of reports that around the mid 90's doctors started doing looser circumcisions because they were seeing so many problems from the previously tight ones. But this has started a new trend of parents taking their kids in to get "re-circumcised" so their kid has a super tight, about-to-burst-out-of-its-skin-like-the-baby-alien-in-Alien type of penis, "just like daddy".

>>35660393
Late 1992.

>>35660375
Friction and air exposure. I spend at least half an hour a day fapping.

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>>35659894
>my eldest sibling's sister played my puss trumpet
I'm not going to make am I lads?

>>35660428
interesting

I fap about the same amount, but I have phimosis so my head is never exposed to the air. it was literally impossible for me until just a few weeks ago when I was able to retract my foreskin for the first time. I've been stretching it in the store and had pretty good results.

>>35660455
How bad was the cheese?

>>35660455
>in the store

I can't make a single fucking post on my phone without autocorrect screwing something up

>>35660428

It just boggles my mind that guys are saying "durrhurr I'm circumcised and I'm fine" and they were cut like you, or even looser, and are completely ignorant that there is no law or rule for how much skin they can legally take when forcing circumcision on someone. A tight cut isn't a "botch"--it's a "style", and in fact back in the day it was the recommended style to impede masturbation as much as possible.

Meanwhile guys with extreme cuts are being woken up 2-3 times in a night because their penis skin is so tight it's like they're getting stabbed in the dick every time they go to bed and get a nocturnal erection.

No offense to you, please don't take it that way. It just really drives home the point that "circumcision" is such a fucking non-standard, bullshit operation. The amount of tissue you had taken was nowhere near as much as I or a lot of other guys had taken.

If you want to see a video of how fucking shitty it is to try to masturbate with a tight cut, just look

http://www.xtube.com/video-watch/Hard-to-wank-without-my-natural-foreskin-23826591

Even that guy still has a tiny, tiny amount of skin movement. It can be tighter than even that.

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>>35660375
Penile fissures.

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>Professor found the unexcussed sick days
GUYS HELP ME I HAVE NO WHERE ELSE TO TURN

>>35660489

Also I don't mean to diminish any suffering you may have due to circumcision (I don't know if your dried up head bothers you or if you get any pain from anything).

>>35660463
there was none

I regularly rinse my foreskin

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>>35659894
>Uncle James played the Diarrhea Crescendo cylinder Phonograph record

>>35659894
>wife found the tp tampons

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>qt3.14 gf found the bigger man

It was fun while it lasted

>>35659894
Time to JUST yourself, fampai.