Are these things any good?

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>>35660035
i literally just used a tenga resuable cup for the first time ever

im usually a faggot that doesnt get off on penetration at all but i was curious so i bought it and used it after not cumming for 3 or 4 days and it literally felt like i was going to pass out and die from pleasure by the end

so ye buy it

and use lots of lube with it too even if your uncircumsized

>>35660035
they're alright. they don't feel like a real pussy, but they do feel kinda close. you want a water based lube (astroglide works just fine). for long term maintenance, you will also want to have some corn starch and rubbing alcohol

>>35660035
yes you need lube lol

god it'd be so sticky and painful and awful without

true ascended otaku onahole collectors import bags of powdered lube that they mix with water but i just bought a few bottles with each of my onahole purchases no problem

get a japanese onahole though, not an american fleshlight. tenga flip hole is a nice starter toy that's easy to clean and works well for different dick sizes

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>>35660137
>>35660139

Sounds good! I just want a decent realistic feeling on a budget, and so far i only saw those fleshlight things.
Now i'll be looking out those onahole you mention, and those Tenga things seem interesting, but they look to me a bit more "artificial".

Any concrete model I should look up to?

Thanks guys

>>35660139
i tried to use it without lube once. it's not painful... it's just not possible. the silicon gips so tightly that your dick won't go inside.

a fucking pain to clean. the last thing you want to do after blowing a sweet load when you can't sleep at 3 am is take it to the bathroom and spend 3 minutes washing it out

>>35660236
yeah, i'm glad i own them but this is why i do not use them often. it's even less convenient because i live with my parents so i have to be kinda stealthy about it

>>35660236
i agree with this assessment. a kleenex is quicker and easier, but if you want that "real pussy feel", a couple minutes running cold water through it after you're done isn't that high of a price to pay

>>35660035
The actual stroking doesn't feel much better, but cumming feels incredible.

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> come even quicker then I would with my hand
> more cleanup afterwards

What's the point? Can only cutfags with serious erectile dysfunction enjoy these? The only sort of these toys I've enjoyed are the ones that vibrate, since that way I can just turn it, watch porn and come hands free.

>>35660301
coz it feels really good to cum inside something

ITT: underage or barely in your 20s

orgasms are better because you can just bust right inside of it and don't have to keep wiping the precum off of your dick, but you have to clean it out obviously.

harder to edge with.

if you use it while sitting down, the shit will leak out of it onto your balls.

onaholes can be flipped inside out, takes 20 seconds to clean. onaholes can be ordered from a store based in California if you have a brain and can spend 5 minutes in google.

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My onahole broke after using it 5 times. There's a cut on the side and my bend dick keeps poking out which is uncomfortable. I used a washing cloth and rubber bands to try and fix it but it didn't help. Instead of my dick flopping out ,the rough fabric of the cloth hurts. Worst 50 bucks I've spend in my life.

Get the STU it's fucking amazing.

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>>35660139
Yep, i'm not getting too much confidence on these onahole things, they sound too fragile, and i'm not that into weeb anyways; don't want a small, super tight vagina feel.
I just want a """realistic""" normal vagina feeling, maybe i'm overthinking about this too much.
Thanks guys, will keep investigating

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>>35660798
>fuck a milf once
>claims to be a real slut
>takes dicks daily
>shes tighter than my fleshlight

>>35660798
>can be flipped inside out
>sounds fragile
>i'm not a weeb

no, you're just a dumb dumb, along with everyone else who makes these threads.

My puni ana dx is fucking amazing

Amazing

>>35660810
>t. is not aware of how vaginas function
I bet you think the roastie meme is real too faggot

>>35660838
i have that too, never use it. take the onahole issues and multiply them by 10x and you have that.

>if you fuck it long enough, everything leaks out of the butthole on to you because it uses a shared canal
>hard as balls to clean
>heavy as fuck

i guess it's what you would describe as a "hip". have to have 2 hands for it.

I have one and love it. I clean it like once every few weeks and she's always wet and ready, just top up with lube every few faps. Wearing a condom keeps it clean, the lube is good until it dries out and become sticky, which takes a while if it's sealed with the endcaps.

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>>35660035
Too many fucking weebs ITT who's opinion on fapping is governed by their skinny wallets, and loyalty to their 2D weeb shit.

>They can cost up to $70ish. You get what you pay for OP.
>I've had 10 different fleshlights over the course of 6 or 7 years.
>they last almost a year if you take care of them.
>I've had 8 pussy entry's, 1 mouth, 1 anal. Pussy entry is the way to go IMO.
>have had 8 had different sensation tunnels
>Really recommend the stamina training fleshlight. Feels the best.
>pic related
>I bought the stamina training unit three times, and will be buying a fourth one once my current one goes to shit.
>obviously you have to buy lube to use it. I just bought lube at my local drug store. They don't care man. Get waterbased lube.
>though I agree that it can be a hassle to fap with a fleshlight because of the clean up involved/can be loud, and most times I just want a quick fap and end up just using my hand right quick, your hand doesn't compare. Not even close. I remember the first moment I stuck my dick in a fleshlight, my eyes involuntarily rolled in the back of my head, and my mouth involuntary opened so my tounge can hang out like a fucking animal. It feels so fucking good OP. Ontop of that, there is no better feeling than having a warm slimy orifice stroking/wrapped around your cock while you're cumming. I personally stroke faster while I'm cumming. That sensitivity on my dick head while I'm cumming is so fucking magical.

Good luck OP. Happy fapping.

>>35660997
>Get waterbased lube.
Silicone based ones damage the fleshlight so it's not like there's a choice here.
Also warm it up on with hot water before use, nothing worse than cold fleshlight

>>35660997
OP here, Thank you very much for your insght.
You seem to know your shit, so I'll ask straightaway and maybe you can recommend me:
>I don't mind cleaning it properly after use, I just want it to be durable
>I don't such thing as "quick fap"; my fap sessions last for about 1:30 to 2 hours with my hand, I'm assuming they will be much shorter with this due to bigger stimulation and all that, but still, I want it to be reliable.
>I'm only considering vagina entry, since it is my first one; but also saw that STU and i'm also curious about it. Would you consider it for a first timer, or would you go to a more classical one?

So far, the ones that caught my attention are the Onahole Venus Real and the Fleshlight Destroya, as I want a "real" feeling, but also a bit of extra stimulation would also be nice.

Thoughts?

>>35660236
have a shower after. Clean yourself and it. It will also improve your hygiene

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They're not really worth it desu. You may be interested but that's because you're horny. When you're horny, your judgement is shit. So you think, "Oh ,maybe this will feel good! Maybe it's the next best thing!" But it's not. Don't waste your money. You're better off trying pic related with a warm towel. You're better off going on grindr and paying some faggot to succ u off for like $20 or for free if u succ him back. I'd rather pay. Have him succ u while u watch porn on your phone.

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>>35661131
I bought the Stoya Destroya in 2011. It was like my second one.
Man I used the ABDOLUTE FUCK out of that thing.
I used to be a security guard at a massive chemical plant. My job was literally to sit in one of the 10 guard shacks for 12 hours from 5pm to 5am and open a gate when cars came in. Which after 6 pm, and before 4 am, maybe 3 or 4 cars came in a night. Once it got dark at around 7 or 8, I would literally spend the next 8 hours or so jacking off with my stoya Destroya fleshlight. You couldn't see into the gaurd shack from the outside, and I always locked the door, so having my pants and boxers around my ankles for hours with porn playing on my laptop wasn't an issue at all. Only had that job for a few months, but shit, I got paid $11 an hour to jack off basically.
I will say OP, once that fleshlight went to shit on me, I was still interested in trying different tunnels. Most of them were pretty solid. The Lotus, and the Original tunnels are the only ones I'd say don't fuck with. They're pretty boring. I bought a lotus one because the orifice was Jenna Haze's pussy, and the lotus tunnel was the only one it came in. And since I loved fapping to Jenna haze, I figured fuck it, I'll try it. I regretted it.
>If you have the time to fap. Fleshlights will be perfect. Always warm your fleshlight and lube before use. It will take your fapping experience from being just a cunt hair better than using your hand, to absolute euphoria.
>if you don't mind cleaning it after every use, perfect. I mean it takes like 3 minutes to clean afterall. Use antibactiaI soap. Guys like to use corn starch after cleaning it, I personally never did.
>I'm still recommending the STU to be your first. Might as well get the best. The moment I felt that hole wrapped around my dick, i knew I'd never be changing tunnels again.
It's a "stamina training unit", because it feels SO DAMN good, that when comes time for real pussy, it won't even compare to the STU. Consider that.

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Look, I know you're a virgin and all but you should really buy 20lbs of pussy and ass. Just incase you ever happen to get laid one day. You can practice your stroke game. Many virgins spend their entire lives just jerking their dick or having a toy do it. NO! You have to practice with you standing up and fucking the 20lbs of pussy and ass until you cum. If you can cum by standing up and humping the 20lbs of pussy and ass then you're ready. Buy a hooker.

Trust me, I wish I would have known sooner. Just sitting back and letting your hand do all the work is completely different than standing up and having you work to cum. At first, I had trouble keeping an erection while trying to doggy a boipucci because it was completely alien to me. It felt more like working out than anything and my erection left me. Hell, even fapping while you're standing is a good thing to do.

So.... I have phimosis
Can I use those onahole things too?
I red on the eternal onahole thread of this guy with phimosis who injured himself really bad using one .
Any other phimosis fags here can confirm that it might hurt ?

>>35660035
Don't buy the anal version. It's complete shit.

>>35662435

how bad is it? I had phimosis too for a very long time. Mine wasn't that bad though. only the urethra was exposed so no cheese I fixed mine in less than a week in the shower when I was like 24. It put me off for so long that I said fuck it and fixed it myself. Though a toy may hurt you but you could also use it to stretch it. Pretty much the same as in the shower like I did.

>>35662595
Not really that bad .
I fixed my phimosis for a brief period like when I was like 16 or 17 doing stretching and shit ,but the I let it go and it came back. Now I'm 22 and I think my dick is the same of before doing stretching , which means I can only see the tip.

>>35662756

Let it go? Bullshit. You're telling me that you stopped fapping for so long that it came back? Stop bullshitting. Once you stretch it, it's done. It's been 5 years since I fixed mine, nothing close to ever it going back to where I was. I even went 6 months without fapping, didn't change at all. Probably because I still pulled the skin back when pissing.

>>35662910
Ok , fuck off I'll be honest.
It was when I was , this doctress who was my mother's friend broke the ring then gave my mother some lotion I would use to stretch during bath time . At some point I could see the glans entirely , but I slowly let it go . As a kid wouldn't masturbate till like 13-14 ,and I kept the foreskin on while peing.
That's it.

>>35663024

That lotion was probably steroid cream. But if your urethra was exposed, like mine, then that wasn't neccessary at all. What I did with my dick was just use conditioner in the shower. But you said 16-17 earlier. did your mom jerk u off with steroid cream? im hard rn

>>35663096
Yeah , but won't greentext . Don't ask me pls.

Where can I buy that steroid cream or better some substitute.

>>35663122
I mean conditioner .

>>35663096
About the 16-17 part I wad lying , I have problem with being honest .

>>35663122
>>35663147


You don't need it if your pisshole is exposed. Just get int he shower and slowly push it back with conditioner or shampoo. If it's really tight, don't pull over the head right away. I've read of people pulling over the head and having it stuck. I found out about that before I tried myself. Pull as mucha s you can without going over the head and after a couple of days of when you can pull before the head and it's stretched you do it. I just did it in the shower with shampoo/conditioner over a couple of days. Conditioner probably better.

>>35663169
Stop lying. t.Redditor

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Get an onahole. Dolphin pussy is pretty good.

>>35663096
>>35663122
>>35663147
>>35663169
>>35663184


Also, what color was your head when you first exposed it?

>>35663208
It was pearl like , if you mean as a kid

>>35663247

Mine was purple for some reason. I thought it was purple because of phimosis and shit. IDK. But I was in my 20's when I fixed it. My head wasn't covered in cheese either, which I was expecting. It's still purple years later. It's like an alien dick.

>>35661662
Thanks a lot for your advice man, really.
After all this mulling, I think i'm going to follow your advice and get the STU, and maybe will get the Destroya in the future, if i like this one.

I found this page ( http://www.sexshopboudoir.com/es/juguetes-xxx-masturbadores-el/5306-fleshlight-pink-lady-stamina-training-unit-0810476017729.html ) that sells it for as low as 40 eur, in comparison to the 60 Eur plus shipping that they charge in the official Fleshlight page.

I don't know if it will be a fake product or something, not sure if i should take the risk.

Thanks again

>>35662287

Are these any good? My fleshlights are almost two years old and I'm looking to either replace them or try out one of the "life like" models. And by good I mean the quality, I don't' want to drop 200 bucks only to have it turn to shit 2-3 months in.

>>35660236
Can't you just pull out?

>tfw have to fix phimosis first
>immediately after that I'm getting one and goodbye horrible reality

I have already made an appointment with the urologist. I heard about some creams and then you strech it or something. I'm afraid I'll need something done to my frenulum as well. If I try to pull back the foreskin, it visibly seems to "choke" the dick, so I definitely need to get it streched but the frenulum part hurts as well.

>inb4 some retarded american says to just cut it off
No thanks, we don't practice genital mutilation in my country.

>>35665652
>pulling out
>when it can't get pregnant
You have to clean it out regardless because of the cumlube.

>>35660035
I've realised you can get a similar affect with some lube and a loose grip

after ive read u guys writing about this, i have came to conclusion.
The fuck is wrong with u fags, all of this planing and practice with fucking toys, its literally easier to get a real fucking puss. No disrespect just my 2 cents

>>35667585
It's not about planning, it is about getting a better sensation of something you do literally everyday.
If you can get real pussy that easy that's nice, totally the way to do, but if we can't, it is nice to be covered as good as you can for your everyday.