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Am i the only asian bot? I get so triggered when i see asian girls with non asian men.

>>35683027
hey auschink bro.. how have you been

>>35683339
Im not australian. Im american

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>>35682951
APU is dogshit you made a poor investment choice, ive been collecting for 2 years and can safely say i have one of the largest and most diverse pepe collection going, only the finest make it onto my hard drive.

>>35683793
>dogshit

just you watch apu is gonna get big
It's already big on finshitposting sites

>>35684061
It will never surpass the well crafted and versatile smug and sad pepes

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you re living quite the life

>>35682915
Well, no tendies for you then.

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>>35682915
ohohohohhhohohohohohohohohhhoohohhoho

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Funny you mention her. I've actually gone to see her talk, brilliant woman that I'd do anything to be with, or at least be like.

I"m not nearly as accomplished, but it really doesn't take much for us to stand out from the lowly plebs, you don't even have to try and work hard. Looking at things from a novel approach, like Corina being a mathemetician turned biologist after examining the spatial relationships of termite mounds or social behavior in bacteria. I mostly depend on inspiration though. I read all the fucking time and keep lots of projects going. When one thing gets slow I put it on the backburner and try something else for a while. Sooner or later inspiration will strike.

If you get sidetracked you must have something you like. Maybe you should be doing that instead.

>>35682902
whats funny is my iq is probably on par with hers. just because someone is an overachiever doesnt mean their any better.

>>35683047
>le smart but lazy meme

You're a high school dropout NEET, right?

>>35682878

We should make a chat then ?

>>35682878
make your own server, idiot. Sit alone and talk to yourself about the coloreds.

>>35682878
you are a racist bastard

>>35682857
YOUR MIND MISTAKES TALKING FOR THE DOING

>>35682857
NOT

AN

ARGUMENT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35682877
>>35682879

I couldn't do it guy, I tried to drive my motorbike into a concrete pillar but I had too much self preservation... I veered away.. and away.. and away, for 2 hours I just did passes.

WHY.. WHY?????

WHY IS MY EXISTENCE FORCED...

>>35682844
literally just leave r9k

>>35682844

We're just experiencing backlash right now, things will normalize in the next few years, it's already happening. The SJWs time is nearly up, every dog has their day and theirs is nearly up.

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>wallow in self pity
I still don't understand what this means.
>think everyone should just accept them for how they are
but normies are always saying you should be yourself and not care what anyone thinks

So that kid was you?

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>that kid who had an erection in the locker room when we were changing for gym
>mfw he showed it to everyone and even let people touch it

I was that kid. At like 8 years old.

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>>35682740
Don't say never, unless you have a giant square jaw or are super tall. If you're just complaining because you're fat, then just eat less, you lazy shit.

>>35683098
Why not enslave yourself to idiocy instead, like this 10/10 anon has done?

>>35682740

I'm rich, are you attractive, post pics

Fap away

>>35682707
I would rather be the girl to be honest

>>35682707
>somehow make a girl willing to have sex with me
>pull down trousers
>she grabs penis
>i cum prematurely
>the king's seeds lay scattered on the sheets

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>>35682623

JustBurself a bit more. And by this I mean ditch them, it's not worth your time.

I used to have no friends and it's much better then having friends who treat you like shit. You might feel a bit lonely at the start, and worry about the normie expectations to have friends but eventually you stop caring. It's honestly not that bad.

How exactly do they treat you like shit? Is it something serious or just bantz?

Well if they're bullying you then they aren't really friends anyway

Friends should enjoy each other's company

Sorry Anon, the fembots all belong to me.

Depends how much you're willing to pay me.

>>35682642
20 bucks
buttbucksbloxx

Its annoying if you're not attracted to the person, and 90% of guys aren't attractive to woman.

It's a form of social retardation. Nobody wants random strangers drawing attention to them.

They love it when Chad does those things.

>>35682540
Not a femanon but that sounds creepy as fuck. I can only see that working if you're already in the act of having sex, then it might be hot.

it does, but it is strange thing to tell somebody. I don't hear a lot of people saying that.

>>35682626
this, yes
oriiiiigi

As a frenchman, I can only express my disappointment towards your hatred of french fries.

Make more fries, surrender yourself to the fries.

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>>35682569
No that's not true I love them!!! Thanks for inventing them, it's just that I shouldn't eat as much as I do cause I wanna lose weight

>>35682526
Your will and strength amaze me. You are my her I from now on.