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How does this pic make you feel? Originally

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Anyone have experiences jacking off to this drug on low doses??

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White men: we are done.

Good night.

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Pepe Appraisal Thread General - /pat/ General (working title)

Dead Mothers Edition

Old thread
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First things first rest in peace Uncle Phil, for real. You're the only father that I ever knew, l get my bitch pregnant I'ma be a better you.

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PRACTICE GF

Thinking about talking this homely / semi-qt girl I see sitting alone in the school cafeteria often; should I swoop in and try to seduce her and trade virginities with her?

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>make a normiegram as my first ever social media account a couple of weeks ago
>I only have a few family members and friends following me.
>I was looking at the page of this girl who went to high school with me >probably a 5, kinda chuby but with a cute smile
>I look at her followers, and I see dozens of shredded male model tier chads who go to her uni

Kek, why the fuck would a girl choose some mentally ill manlet loser like me. Many chads have low standards, she is probably getting fucked every night by some 6 ft 3 chad. I've realized that you HAVE to get /fit/ to even begin to compete in the dating market or you are FUCKED.

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Am I a virgin if i was raped?

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I'm not a master of writing stories, so bear with me. I'm about to tell the epic tale of Theo "Hammer" the tard. It all starts freshman year of highschool.

>be me
>14
>Just moved to a new state after finishing middle school because my dad got a new position in his company
>First day of high school
>First class at 7:30 am
>Earth and environmental science
>I pick a seat near the back of the class
>I notice a kid a few rows ahead of me sitting in his seat like a disabled frog
>both feet on his chair
>curled up in fetal position upright in his chair
>Weird, but whatever
>Find out frog kid's name is "Theo" in class
>Theo asks the most simple and stupid questions every five minutes
>Other than that nothing super out of the ordinary happens for the first few weeks
>Third week, bell rings for lunch
>It was Taco Tuesday
>I grab my food and sit alone because I moved and haven't made any new friends yet
>Theo and some staff member sit's next to me
>Staff member says "You don;t mind if Theo sits here, right?"
>That's when I put two and two together, Theo was a tard and that was his tard guard
>Theo wasn't your sterotypical tard
>The was super skinny and wasn't deformed
>He could function like a somewhat normal human being (or so I thought) so I thought he was an aspie or something
>I felt kind bad for him so I tried to make some small talk
>He instantly thinks we are best friends because I tried to talk to him
>He screaming as loud as possible to me about anime and some other stuff
>I can feel the entire lunchroom looking at us
>He's so distracted by talking and eating at the same time he doesn't realize he has hot sauce on his fingers and he starts to pick his nose
>I try to ignore him but ten seconds after I hear the most inhumane tard screech because he got hot sauce in his nose
>He begins running around the lunchroom stripping, digging in his nose and screeching
>mfw

Sorry for the long boring set up, it gets better from here
More?

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would you date an autistic neet that just plays vidya all day and has some other hobbies and would love you 4ever and never cheat on you if he was cute?
tfw no fembot gf

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What a robots desktop look like?

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Join our class kahoot.

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>blessed with 8/10 genetics
>No gf

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>pizza and icecream before bed again

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>train my back so I can give bj to myself
>a few weeks later I can reach the head of the penis
>it doesn't really feel like anything
>train for another two months
>can finally reach about half of erect penis
>it doesn't feel good at all, it's painful to my back and gives me a headache
>tfw fell for the autofellatio meme

I've desperately tried to invent new ways to please myself for many years but nothing has worked so far, all the weird and perverted shit I've tried only made me more miserable. God designed a man in a way that only a woman can please him.