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I'm not a master of writing stories, so bear with me. I'm about to tell the epic tale of Theo "Hammer" the tard. It all starts freshman year of highschool.
>be me
>14
>Just moved to a new state after finishing middle school because my dad got a new position in his company
>First day of high school
>First class at 7:30 am
>Earth and environmental science
>I pick a seat near the back of the class
>I notice a kid a few rows ahead of me sitting in his seat like a disabled frog
>both feet on his chair
>curled up in fetal position upright in his chair
>Weird, but whatever
>Find out frog kid's name is "Theo" in class
>Theo asks the most simple and stupid questions every five minutes
>Other than that nothing super out of the ordinary happens for the first few weeks
>Third week, bell rings for lunch
>It was Taco Tuesday
>I grab my food and sit alone because I moved and haven't made any new friends yet
>Theo and some staff member sit's next to me
>Staff member says "You don;t mind if Theo sits here, right?"
>That's when I put two and two together, Theo was a tard and that was his tard guard
>Theo wasn't your sterotypical tard
>The was super skinny and wasn't deformed
>He could function like a somewhat normal human being (or so I thought) so I thought he was an aspie or something
>I felt kind bad for him so I tried to make some small talk
>He instantly thinks we are best friends because I tried to talk to him
>He screaming as loud as possible to me about anime and some other stuff
>I can feel the entire lunchroom looking at us
>He's so distracted by talking and eating at the same time he doesn't realize he has hot sauce on his fingers and he starts to pick his nose
>I try to ignore him but ten seconds after I hear the most inhumane tard screech because he got hot sauce in his nose
>He begins running around the lunchroom stripping, digging in his nose and screeching
>mfw
Sorry for the long boring set up, it gets better from here
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Go OP I'm listening
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oc is always wlecome
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NO OG PMUB LLI
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let me guess that interaction with "theo" ruined yer reputation right? lol
also estubatusu woooowie?
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>>35840591
continue
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fucking hell op get in!
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>>35840591
For future reference op, write it all out in advance, this way you don't have to rush it out for a bunch of impatient spergs like us
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>>35843067
i don't think we're getting more. it's been at least 2 hours since op's last post
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>>35843084
Didn't even notice the time difference until after I posted, I think you're right
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>>35840591
Sorry for the wait. Continued:
>He continues stripping in the lunchroom in front of everybody
>Normies all cheer him on as a sick joke probably hoping he'll get expelled
>Theo, more confident now, runs onto the stage in the front of the room
>Only in his underwear now, clearly has a boner - not a good situation
>Tard wrangler desperately tries to get him to come down but Theo adamantly refuses
>Theo is now butt naked on the stage
>Walks up to mic and begins speaking
>"Alright now that I have your attention, I need to show you something!!!"
>Turns out Theo has actually been wearing a full-body disguise and mask all along
>As he begins to unzip his full body disguise I notice Theo has beautiful big green eyes
>As I begin to see his real back I notice a bunch of blue spikes
>Most surprising of all are his shiny, white and red sneakers
>Theo is Sonic the Hedgehog
>As if on a divine mission, I slowly walk up on stage
>Everyone's full attention on me and Sonic, tard wrangler and students watching in awe
>I move my had down to his bright blue hedgehog cock
>Start jerking Sonic off
>Stick my finger up his anus and poke at his hedgehog prostate
>Sonic cums prematurely
>"Heh.... Gotta go fast..."
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>>35840591
Tard OC is back!
Make /r9k/ the greentext board again
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>>35843386
you aren't op. op's disgust at the tard wouldn't lead to something like this
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