decided to try out tinder earlier, see whats up.
wow. just wow. maybe 2 out of 40 women are attractive. whats up with this. i thought guys were the problem. how am i supposed to find a mate if +90% are so unattractive they're nearly unfuckable. most of them need a fuckin treadmill and salad, so many young obese girls.wtf.
what a joke.
>>35874701
The funniest thing is still none of these uggos will match with me, because I am short
Attractive women use Tinder for a confidence boost every now and then. Most of them have long-term boyfriends or beta slaves to give them better validation. The majority of people on any dating or hook up app will be disgustingly ugly, fat, or pathetic. Single mothers demanding 6'5" millionaires are also really common.
The first time I used it I ended up deleting it because the quality of women was so low Imwas becoming morbidly depressed.
>Fapping to female facebook friend
>Accidentally like photo from 5 years ago when she was 15/16
>Quickly unlike photo like her most recent profile pic so she thinks the notification is for that
>Pray that this throws her off the trail
>Continue to worry that it won't
I can't even fap in peace. I was honestly already done and wanted to exit facebook but my droid has the exit and like buttons so close. Fuck touch screens this is the fourth time this has happened. I don't want to wake up from my sleep tomorrow morning/afternoon.
>be me
>liked an old cover photo of my crush cuz i thought it was cute
>receive notification
>crush liked an old cover photo of mine
>profit
we didnt end together tho. sad
>>35874781
Would that all went in your favor, brother, so that at least you could have been spared the feel and this board that comes with robot life.
I never understood what's wrong with liking an old picture. Everything gets archived if uploaded and never deleted. So, it should be expected that some people lurk through old pictures.
Welp, I never liked profile pics unless they were creative, funny and/or really cool looking. Being sexy is not an achievement, just winning the genetic lottery. People there had to earn my likes.
But this is all past now. I'm since almost three years clean.
>feelsgoodman.png
So, all I can advise you is to delete your shitty facefuck profile, or stop being a phone pleb and main desktop for browsing; preferably both, ya cunt.
Here's some friendly advice. You will always stay alone if you keep thinking like that. Don't be problematic. A women can still be pure even if she has lots of casual sex.
>>35874653
I don't care if a girl's a virgin or not. I'm going to remain alone because I can't be bothered to get a job and move out, and women, virgin or not, tend to frown on that
>>35874669
Oh this is unfortunately true, women won't look at you if you don't have your own place and car, don't you love not being able to pay for anything? Thanks baby boomers
>A women can still be pure even if she has lots of casual sex.
That born again virgin shit doesn't work
Wearing this at uni right now, /r9k/.
How long 'til I get pounded?
>uni
>cringe meme shirt
>>>/r/eddit
>>35874625
based on what i can see, you're pretty cute, where from?
>>35874687
Canada, McMaster
/scotfeel/ independence when edition
>>35874554
>scotland
>independent
>>35874616
S-someday a-anon...
>>35874616
Sturgeon has already guaranteed an indy ref and she has the HIGHEST mandate ever from the people so Scottish independence is a given at this point.
Oh shit i just a package
well? open it
>>35874549
this thread is bait, OP wants everyone to call him a nigger. to play into his wild victim fantasies.
Do not reply, do not fall for it.
>>35874568
thanks for the tip anon. i wont be stupid again.
Why don't you just become a samurai, /r9k/?
beacuse im fat
>>35874521
So what? There's historical precedent!
>>35874578
There are no more samurai.
Also, it's a hereditary class you retard,tou don't just "become" a samurai.
Just stole a switch from some white boy
Grrr, one day we will kill all of you dirty niggers. Beware the day of the rope, shitskins!
>>35874378
Congrats my afro-american friend, maybe next time you can steal an education
>>35874378
And you're hanging out with these cool reverse image search guys huh?
Do any of you go on fetlife? I don't have any experience in the bdsm/kink community. Is it a good way to meet people (qt kinky gf) in your area? Any stories from going to meetups?
Is it complete normie-tier or could you find someone nice on there?
Expect to have to pay money to talk to women.
>>35874340
I found a girl who had big tits but she turned out to be a landwhale who was very, VERY good at Myspace angles. Basically got 200 more pounds than I thought I would get. Extremely disappointing.
I am the crazy girl that you people warn others about. The crazy gf. I'm self aware when I don't have a crush/bf, but go off the deep end when I do. What do I do? I'm tired of being like this. I don't purposely destroy and self sabotage.
>>35874321
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hysterectomy
>>35874321
Crush on me and we'll be together forever. It's that simple.
I kinda wanna put my penis in that
Why won't stupid faggot normies give me the cure-all to acne?
>>35874290
It exists but it's not free.
>>35874290
Accutane, champ. Shit works for everyone I've known who's tried it. It can really fuck you up though, be careful.
We dont ha love it.
We can only cure virginity.
any robots spray thier tag in the hood? whats your throw up?
I just write "Vote Nixon" on shit whenever I get the opportunity.
>>35874254
Lol, two gondolas here
>>35874271
is that a jojo reference?
or(shit)iginal
>Ive been out walking
>I dont do too much talking
>these days
>theeese daaaays
>these days I seem to think a lot about the things that I forgot to do
Is Drake (((our guy)))
based wheelchair autist confirmed for our guy
>>35874175
If we're picking g rappers, I'd say kid cudi and Eminem are more us than Drake, not to say Drake isn't also our guy.
Eminem
>Got screwed of by a woman
>Hates women
>Rarely steps into the limelight
>Prefers to keep to himself
>Had massive drug problems and at one point was a fat neet
See: Rock bottom
Kid cudi
>Suicidal and depressed from young age
>No father
>Was a loser throughout school
>Bullied
>Has personal demons
>Has fallen back into depression and talks of killing himself
See: my world
I'M JUST SO FUCKING DEPRESSED I JUST CANT SEEM TO GET OUT THIS SLUMP IF I COULD JUST GET OVER THIS HUMP BUT I NEED SOMETHING TO PULL ME OUT THIS DUMP
Eminem - Beautiful
You're welcome
okay so i want to be a findomme, but i want to be an author as well with an online presence and i also want to apply to medical schools in a few years. im just broke as hell rn and findom is enticing. thoughts?
i dont want to be exposed if i do "make it" in the future and i also dont want stuff like findom to ruin my ultimate goal.
>>35874159
you wont achieve those other goals. you may as well go full whore and start caming
Get a sugar daddy instead. It's much easier to find men who will help you financially in return for you being a submissive sex toy.
>>35874220
um no med school is possible. my grades are good, im an emt, volunteer and im starting to shadow a doctor
>girl i like told me i annoy her with messages too much
>only message her twice a day for like 15 or 20 minutes
I bet she wouldn't say that if i was a Chad
>>35874110
If you're a creepy autismo, she wouldn't want a single message from you.
>>35874110
>>only message her twice a day for like 15 or 20 minutes
That is actually quite a lot.
>>35874110
You should take the hint that she doesn't like you back and find someone who gives a shit.