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>>35883033
Normies don't exist. Most users of this board are objectively more normie than me while also calling me a normie.

>>35883154
>frequently called out as normie on /r9k

this place may not be very sensible about much of anything, but you're probably hella normie

>>35883299
By every quantitative measure, I stray further from the mean than most :^)

>>35882972
maybe you should start taking responsibilities in that relationship? she isn't your mom, she's your best friend

>>35883045
Responsibilities? I pay all the bills, dude. It's like a 1950s housewife situation, what's wrong with that?

>>35882972
you don't belong here
get out normie scum

>>35882968
What about Virgo? Isn't that pretty robot too?

Im Aries.

I'm socially incapable, not because of anxiety but more because I don't know
what to do, I have narcissistic tendencies, I have low empathy, I have high intelligence,
I'm judgmental and straightforward, I'm clean and organized for the most part though
sometimes the depression gets me so bad I can't even be fucked to keep my living space
clean, I've failed at everything I try in life because I can't keep people close and I have
no motivation to get anything done, my natural bitterness spiralled out of control and
now I'm a social outcast and I mostly just want to die. Currently my life consists of expertly
dodging responsibility and living day-to-day until I inevitably fail school, I try not to think any
further than that because I honestly have no idea what comes next.

Does that sound like an Aries? I could go do the MBTI but I'd rather get a tailored
assessment of what signI am.

Only idiots believe in astrology.

>>35882956
kek will save pepe
shadilay
praise kek

>>35882956
sending prayers to you pepe :)

Any updates on his condition?

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>>35882952
This is why I'll never take an iq test or measure my dick. Ignorance is bliss

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It's ok, that's the average IQ where you live my Nigerian friend.

>>35882952
I guess it's true that it's usually dumb people who think they're smart.

Probably banned.

>>35882888
What about your sweet trips anon?

>>35882897
Fugg, didin't think of a rule for that.

>>35882831
yes, forget your troubles and worries while we log your ip

>>35882831
I don't know what Rabbit Room is, but I don't trust it.

A robot being nice is unsettling.

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that room is gay
join the real room
rabb.it/CozyRobotRoom

>>35882827
i've been diagnosed with it but it's far more likely i'm schizophrenic or had whatever napoleon had

>>35882827
I've been told I am by family and relate to nearly everything there, so basically yes without having been to a doctor's

>>35882827
I have legit PDD-NOS.

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>>35882820
please reply doot

nah i'm a weakling so i would just die probably

No i would probably die as i'm a weakling

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oy veyyyyyyy, the goyim are greedy!

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>>35882720
I'll take your fucking lives one day, shekelberg.
You have the rest of the internet to make you feel like a comfortable little Jew victim boy.
We know the truth here, though.
You're NOT welcome. That's why you Kikes love it here.
You're pissed that this place isn't largely subverted, like most other frequently visited sites.

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sooooo... Jew thread?

I once drove my bike by a bush wgen all these small birds flew out of it. They flew in front of me, a whole bunch of them and I didn't have any time to slow down. One flew through my tire. It got stuck onto the pavement, crushed and bloody. But one of it's wings still flapped up and down, and it's beak opened and closed. It wasn't dead, but it was very very damaged. I knew I obly had two options, to kill it with my foot or to let it die. I couldn't look at it anymore and brove of. I was 12 years old and I felt torn up inside. Loving all animals. Caring for them, petting them. And now crushing a bird and leaving it to die. It was horrible and I had to go back. To end it's suffering but when I got there it was gone.

>>35882711

Very nice anon. I have one next week and I'm mortified.

>>35882879
If you can, try to use humor to ease the tension. If you can't, just get through it as fast as possible.

why did you need to recreate it?

Sound fine to me, not everyone texts with a ton of personality

>>35882702
there's really no such thing as a pity date
there are dates girls go on because they like the guy and dates girls go on because they kinda like the guy
yours is probably the second, but the fact that you're going out with her at all means that she's okay with at least being around you
which is the first step in any relationship, romantic or otherwise

go easy on her, go on your hang out and play it by ear.

if it doesn't work, hey, you still went out with a girl, that's pretty cool man.

>>35882692
Maybe. Not worth it from this low though. I'm on the fourth floor as well and it doesn't look good.

What if I got head first?

Maybe ageing past 12? Jesus christ you are in like 5th grade

>Back in highschool, sat next to 10/10 qt 3.14
>She talked to me every day and was nice, but never thought she would ever see me as anything but a friend
>We had a lot in common, and even shared birthdays. But I "knew" that she would just see me as a friend, so I didn't even consider asking her out or anything
>One day, at the end if the school year, I started dating this big boobed fat girl that literally fucked anybody.
>When I got to class, I saw the girl that sat next to me, and told her I had good news! "I have good news too, Anon! But tell me yours first.."
>Proceed to tell her that I'm talking to Stanky McTiddybutt and that we're fucking.
>She's obviously upset about something. I ask her what's wrong and she gives me this note about how she had feelings for me and how she wanted to lose her virginity to me.
>Stanky McTiddybutt cheats on me a week later.
>Years later, I recently checked the girl's Facebook, just to see how she's doing. She's married to a guy that looks exactly like me. Together, they bought a sail boat, and apparently sale the Pacific ocean together, like they're on a perpetual vacation.

>Cute girl adds me on FB
>she gives pics, QT
>but I complain I don't see her feet very well
>replies she'll never give me pics again

why

>>35882650
>nothing
i don't interact with women and they don't interact with me

Do whatever man. Mother fucking Carpe Diem. As long as you're having fun, do whatever.

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>>35882561
Just work at yourself. Don't let it get you down.

>>35882561
>pothead
Lost all sympathy for you there you fucking degenerate.