Cancer Thread

>>35882968
What about Virgo? Isn't that pretty robot too?

Im Aries.

I'm socially incapable, not because of anxiety but more because I don't know
what to do, I have narcissistic tendencies, I have low empathy, I have high intelligence,
I'm judgmental and straightforward, I'm clean and organized for the most part though
sometimes the depression gets me so bad I can't even be fucked to keep my living space
clean, I've failed at everything I try in life because I can't keep people close and I have
no motivation to get anything done, my natural bitterness spiralled out of control and
now I'm a social outcast and I mostly just want to die. Currently my life consists of expertly
dodging responsibility and living day-to-day until I inevitably fail school, I try not to think any
further than that because I honestly have no idea what comes next.

Does that sound like an Aries? I could go do the MBTI but I'd rather get a tailored
assessment of what signI am.

Only idiots believe in astrology.

>>35882968
Did someone say Scorpio?

>astrology
Literally even stupider than MBTI
I thought only tumblr cared about that dumb shit anymore

>>35883005
That is because your jewish/masonic masters have molded you into a fedora tipping atheistic heathen. Take the ultimate red pill and you will see you are more than a random cosmic accident

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwCRej0BoA4

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Cancer is the most robot

Cancer robot here. Life blows.

Is there a more mismatch for robot sign than Leo?

>>35882968
>cancer
>used to be INTJ 2+ years ago
>sometime last year I completely flipped to somewhat of a middle ground leaning towards emotional than thinking

It got boring being an edgy faggot all the time

>>35883120
>homestuck reference
No I didn't mean that type of cancer

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>>35883120
>implying eridan wasn't the true robot

>>35882968
>people conceived during happy summer months are born in winter months and are happy
>people conceived during cold winter months are born in summer and are depressed

Why?