Stupid fuck ups with women

>Back in highschool, sat next to 10/10 qt 3.14
>She talked to me every day and was nice, but never thought she would ever see me as anything but a friend
>We had a lot in common, and even shared birthdays. But I "knew" that she would just see me as a friend, so I didn't even consider asking her out or anything
>One day, at the end if the school year, I started dating this big boobed fat girl that literally fucked anybody.
>When I got to class, I saw the girl that sat next to me, and told her I had good news! "I have good news too, Anon! But tell me yours first.."
>Proceed to tell her that I'm talking to Stanky McTiddybutt and that we're fucking.
>She's obviously upset about something. I ask her what's wrong and she gives me this note about how she had feelings for me and how she wanted to lose her virginity to me.
>Stanky McTiddybutt cheats on me a week later.
>Years later, I recently checked the girl's Facebook, just to see how she's doing. She's married to a guy that looks exactly like me. Together, they bought a sail boat, and apparently sale the Pacific ocean together, like they're on a perpetual vacation.

>Cute girl adds me on FB
>she gives pics, QT
>but I complain I don't see her feet very well
>replies she'll never give me pics again

why

>>35882650
>nothing
i don't interact with women and they don't interact with me

>that one female friend invites me to a little party at a friend of hers
>I go because group pressure
>friend tries so hard to set me up with female friend of hers
>we get drunk and my friend makes us do truth or dare and her friend takes me to the hallway and we kiss
>I somehow do everything wrong from there and the girl isn't interested in me anymore at all
>stay there to sleep
>next morning girl gets the hell out of there before I get up
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>>35882650
OP again, I have a few more.
>Meet a cute girl I knew from my old school at a party
>5-6 years of no contact but she approaches me and wants to dance with me and we talk for a few hours
>The longer it goes on, the worse it gets
>both go home alone
I feel bad for wasting her time.

>high school
>cute girl from my math class approaches me and asks if I want to go to a party with her
>have a great time
>I start to play around with my vodka-o glass
>glass falls over
>all the vodka-o lands directly on her white dress
>She enters a fit of rage
>never talk to each other again

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>>35882650
You didn't fuck up at all. There's a good chance they were pranking you. Nothing is worth that kind of humiliation.

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>>35882967
This makes me very angEry