What kind of sex things do normies like?
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>>35894660
Light BDSM is pretty in right now.
That's about it outside of vanilla things.
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>>35894660
having it
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>>35894660
the kind that are readily available and experienced during a regular hook up.
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THERE WAS A HUGE FUCKING SPIDER IN MY ROOM I'M NOT SLEEPING TONIGHT ROBOTS
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Get over it pussy. Spiders are harmless.
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>>35894670
This. They eat the other shittier insects.
>above the age of 10 and doesn't slam a spider with a book when he doesn't want it in his territory
Shiggy diggy
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>>35894670
BUT IT WAS HUGE AND SCARY REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>tfw even dogs have better sex lives with women than what I will ever have
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/bengaluru/man-held-for-forcing-wife-to-have-sex-with-dog/articleshow/57867813.cms
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>>35894561
you see that white girl walking her big dog past your house? she's taking his knot every night
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>>35894578
Kidding aside, I've seen 2 different girls on a dog park near me that were way too comfortable mouth kissing the dogs or laughing away when the dog tried to hump her
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Furries are the worse.
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>weapon/armor degradation
Am I a casual if I hate this concept in every single game? It is not fun. No matter how much more "strategy" it adds to the game, it is simply not fun, it is just an annoyance
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>>35894553
You are not alone.
Oregano
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If done right it forces the player to use a variety of different weapons and techniques by giving numerous disposable weapons, if done badly it is an artificial means of adding challenge by forcing the player to use inferior equipment.
Guess which one is more common?
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I liked it in breath of the wild because it forced me to experiment with all weapon types. if weapons didn't have durability I'd just have used a shortsword the entire game and never discovered the glory of boomerang-tier weapons
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i did this eye test and i'm a girl but i only got 1 right
help what does this mean????
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>>35894518
do you think I'm reading all that shit?
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>>35894518
what does being a girl have to do with it?
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a - concerned
b-doubtful
c- apoligetic
d- uh despondent?
okay howd i do?
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>becomes president
>fills his cabinet with weebs and literal autists
Is he, dare I say, /ourguy/?
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>>35894481
If that was true then they wouldn't pass a bill to get rid of even more of your internet privacy
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>>35894481
>jews are now weebs and autists
Are they dare I say it /ourchosenpeople/?
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>>35894481
who the fuck is a weeb in his cabinet?
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Welp reddit is down :(, So what do you guys do here for fun? I'm with my pro-life open-relationship girlfriend and we're discussing how much trump sucks and BLM and how transgenders should be able to use any washroom they want. How's your guys dating life?
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>>35894371
I bet you're not liberal enough to show your gf's tits on here
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>>35894371
This is not good bait
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>>35894392
I asked her for consent and she said no, I think she already had sex with my buddy Jermaine today(we're in an open relationship).
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I want to kill myself, and probably will, but how do I make it look like an accident?
I don't want my family to be traumatized or anything like that.
Picture unrelated.
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>>35894359
But why though? Are you depressed or just disenchanted with life? I bet you think all hope is lost, but it is most definitely not.
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>>35894381
I've hated myself for a very, very long time.
I can't go on like this anymore, and I need a way out. Preferably the least painful for my family.
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>>35894426
To maybe it easier on your family you should tell them that your plan on dying sometime. You can go to a country that offers euthanasia and your family can go with you and watch you die. It's pretty neat.
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Bring back Gentleman Robot9000. We need an /r9k/ without the porn and without the perversion.
Robot was always about posting greentext stories and hanging out. We shared feels, much of them due to tfw no gf, but we laughed and we cried and we had a really really good time.
Now look at us. Endless bait, off topic content, really half the threads should be prunes at any given time.
It is time the board took a hiatus, and came back transformed as a blue board. A place where us true robots could hang out, free of those who might oppress us and play upon our fears and woes.
Who's with me?
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>>35894357
how about a new /r9k/, robot9002
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Lel can't bring back the dead.
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I am with you, OP.
Where do I sign?
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Its 12 am, Im stoned as fuck, and gonna walk to walmart a block away. What should I buy? Redbull is a given
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>>35894347
Buy some sour patch kids. One of those big giant bags of it, or a small bag of watermelon flavor if you can't.
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>>35894373
sorry i have shit taste anon i dont really like sour candy
someone salty, sweet, anything but gummy really
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>>35894347
As a wageslave at Walmart, let me say fuck you. Stoners like you are the reason I have to work until 10 every night.
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>Watching sports show on low volume before going to sleep
>Black guy starts talking
>SKEEEEUUUPPP!!!!!!!!!!!
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I think you and I are the only robots that like sports.
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Skeeup skeeup skeeup packers skeeup skeeup skeeup
Now all the cucks that wanted skip off first take get generic white guy #23. I miss Stephen A. mang it just isn't the same
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>>35894353
>Watching Undisputed, First Take, that garbage with Cowherd and Whitlock, or any other "hot take debate show"
The most powerful of shigs.
At least Inside the NFL is still good.
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Is cocaine useful for talking to girls?
>Be me a few days ago 18 senior in hs
>Sitting on the single seat on the bus
>Forgot my headphones
>Bus is empty
>qt asks me if she can sit next to me
>Assume she meant the seat in front of be because there's no room here
>inform her that there's someone who usually sits there
>She looks disappointed and sits elsewhere
I sat next to her today on the bus and her leg and arm touched me the whole time and she's really soft.
I think I actually could attract qts if I had the confidence, and I've heard coke is good for that. Can anyone confirm or deny this? I know someone who offered me some recently.
I actually got really close to talking to this girl I orbited for 2 years without saying a single word to her while on 80-120mg of Vyvanse.
Any advice on how to proceed?
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>>35894321
Bump because I'm actually desperate for help.
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>>35894409
MDMA > Cocaine
Though it really depends on what kinda high you want
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>>35894484
The problem is I'd need to be able to take it so that the effects help me talk to qts at school. I don't mind what high it is per se, but I don't think my teachers would enjoy me walking around trying to hug everyone all day. I want an easy to control high. Not to mention I haven't been able to find MDMA anywhere in my area.
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>it's another "you convinced a girl you're a sociopath and now can't understand her continued infatuation on top of starting to get annoyed by it" episode
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Maybe you shouldn't have told her you shift your serotonin levels down by imagining an A-10 gunning down your coworkers in the parking lot?
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>>35894283
Just say you're seeing someone else. It does the trick.
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>>35894305
Shut up, you're me, you can't tell me what to do
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Help! I lost a pickle in my vagina 2017-03-30 05:04:48 Post No.35894254
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Help! I lost a pickle in my vagina
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Okay so I was getting ready to go to a frat party with some of my girlfriends and I got really horny out of no where. So in order to avoid hooking up with some random guy at the party (I gave up sex for lent), I decided to masturbate. However, I didn't have anything to do it with, and I wanted penetration, I found some old baby pickles in my fridge and stuck them in a condom and decided to hope for the best. But I guess my vagina is more wide set than I imagined and I pushed it in too far and now I can't get it out?!?! The party is in 2 hours and I don't know what to do???
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>>35894254
>to a frat party with some of my girlfriends
do you actually expect anyone to believe some dumb whore stacy is on /r9k/ asking a bunch of autistic virgins for help with getting a pickle out of her cunt?
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>baby dil(do) pickles
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>>35894254
Absolutely love this meme.
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>Lab partner has a crush on me
>She's a 5/10 Asian girl, body has few curves, super straight-laced
>Not attracted to her at all
>Actually "be myself", confident, make fun of her, treat her like a child
>Keeps texting me and sending me snaps
I wish she would stop.
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Fuck off fagtron
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Slip her a length.
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what? why the fuck stop anon, this shit is what I crave, last lab class I legit just left cause I couldn't find a group to be in cause I'm autistic and retarded