>it's another "you convinced a girl you're

Maybe you shouldn't have told her you shift your serotonin levels down by imagining an A-10 gunning down your coworkers in the parking lot?

>>35894283
Just say you're seeing someone else. It does the trick.

>>35894305

Shut up, you're me, you can't tell me what to do

>>35894325

But she's cute and seriously so dtf

>>35894358
Yeah I've been exactly where you are. Tried to reconcile her personality flaws with her willingness to be fucked in every hole any time I wanted. It didn't work out. I couldn't take the constant "the sky is falling" attitude and coming to me with every little affront to happen to her throughout her miserable life. As soon as I cut her out of my life I got much much happier. I'm now seeing a much nicer girl who is pretty and has a fat butt.

>>35894396

But does she take it anywhere, anytime?

>>35894428
It's only been a couple dates but she already let me finger her asshole . That's a good sign.

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>>35894480

That is a pretty good sign. Congrats guy

Also is it fucked up I can connect to the people around me better by putting myself in a quasi-depressive state by imagining one of these turning a double column of coworkers into a square quarter mile of meat pudding?

>>35894590
I fantasize about murdering people all the time and I think I'm pretty well-adjusted.

>>35894631

Too well-adjusted, right? We might not be the best people to consult on these topics

>>35894684
Well at least we're having sex so SOMEBODY is interested in our well-being.