Help! I lost a pickle in my vagina

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Help! I lost a pickle in my vagina 2017-03-30 05:04:48 Post No. 35894254
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Help! I lost a pickle in my vagina Anonymous 2017-03-30 05:04:48 Post No. 35894254 [Report]

Okay so I was getting ready to go to a frat party with some of my girlfriends and I got really horny out of no where. So in order to avoid hooking up with some random guy at the party (I gave up sex for lent), I decided to masturbate. However, I didn't have anything to do it with, and I wanted penetration, I found some old baby pickles in my fridge and stuck them in a condom and decided to hope for the best. But I guess my vagina is more wide set than I imagined and I pushed it in too far and now I can't get it out?!?! The party is in 2 hours and I don't know what to do???

Anonymous 2017-03-30 05:06:21 Post No.35894284
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>>35894254
>to a frat party with some of my girlfriends
do you actually expect anyone to believe some dumb whore stacy is on /r9k/ asking a bunch of autistic virgins for help with getting a pickle out of her cunt?

Anonymous 2017-03-30 05:06:33 Post No.35894287
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Anonymous 2017-03-30 05:06:33 Post No.35894287 [Report]

>baby dil(do) pickles

Anonymous 2017-03-30 05:07:27 Post No.35894302
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>>35894254
Absolutely love this meme.

Anonymous 2017-03-30 05:10:41 Post No.35894365
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tfw no qt to put your pickle into

OP what do you think of me do I have any hope..? You sound like a Stacy, if not faking

Anonymous 2017-03-30 05:11:48 Post No.35894385
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Was wondering when I would get the chance to post this

Anonymous 2017-03-30 05:14:06 Post No.35894429
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>>35894284
do u expect me to go on Facebook asking for help, I am under a time limit and if 4chan is full of virgins I'd hope 2 god at least one of u knew a thing or 2 about masturbation and vaginas

Anonymous 2017-03-30 05:15:17 Post No.35894461
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>>35894365
if u have a dick there is always hope, do not give up

Anonymous 2017-03-30 05:18:31 Post No.35894522
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>>35894365
Absolutely love this meme.

Reggaeton Ninos

Anonymous 2017-03-30 05:18:39 Post No.35894526
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Anonymous 2017-03-30 05:18:39 Post No.35894526 [Report]

>>35894385
if the lactobacillus in my vagina could make the pickle runny so it could trickle out of my vagina that would b perfect

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