Midnight Walmart Trip

>>35894347
Buy some sour patch kids. One of those big giant bags of it, or a small bag of watermelon flavor if you can't.

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>>35894373
sorry i have shit taste anon i dont really like sour candy
someone salty, sweet, anything but gummy really

>>35894347
As a wageslave at Walmart, let me say fuck you. Stoners like you are the reason I have to work until 10 every night.

pair of girl's panties

just one pair, not in a pack

after all the other plausible suggestions in this thread, throw them up there on the conveyor belt, as if you were uncertain up until that point whether you've wanted to buy them or not.

glare at the cashier and use intimidation, clenched jaw, etc to fucking DARE them to say anything about panties

continue mean-mugging her as you leave

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>>35894414
>until 10
The one I'm about to walk to is 24/7 baby! Thank you my man, I appreciate you guys, otherwise I'd be starving.
>>35894415
i'm tempted

>>35894347
They have these ramen called Mama in a silver foil packet. If you like chili lime flavored stuff they're a nice change from the regular old Maruchan/nissin brand.

Seltzer water with lemon is a healthier option, two liter bottle, & NoDoz is cheaper than redbulls(just split the caffeine pill in half for 100mg)

Those totinos $1 pizzas are always good to have around,

Quinoa is a quick and easy instant food if you like that, pretty mild tasting grain, just add hot water.

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>>35894456
tfw still live with mum and pa, and cant cook since its midnight
see what i do is smoke out my window, then climb out it, walk to walmart, come back and climb back in
never opening my door which is right next to their room

>>35894347
buy a microwave and then put a rock in it and microwave the rock and then lick the rock and then put the rock in your bumbum :^)

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>>35894347
Buy a Nerf gun.

Recently I got the Alphahawk, from the Accustrike line. Really not too much more accurate than say the discontinued Longshot but it's a lot lighter and less cumbersome. The small capacity is actually pretty nice, and you can get a nice spin out of the chamber should you want to try Russian Roulette with an absurdly large gun.

>>35894485
Aww you have the munchies okay. Hmmm... Sweet barbeque Fritos twists are snoop dogs favorite munchie food.

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>>35894515
ty for tip tip
>>35894544
o-oki
>>35894545
Chips! great idea!! Thanks guys, if yall can keep the thread alive for 30-40 minutes, I'll be back and tell yall if I got killed. I live in New Orleans, capital of "black people robbing and killing whites after dark"
Luckily walmarts only a block away
Wish me luck guys.

>>35894443
They're all 24/7. I just wish we could close at 8 like every other grocery store.

>>35894608
Ooh, if you can get you a black girl to get you off in those panties, you can consider the night a win! I think you can find a thot in the liquor aisle.

>>35894646
dude the funniest thing is that a black girl in my class whos ghetto but hot and her friend were at walmart last time i went at 12 am
what a coincidence since i brought it up to them today

One can of Grizzly wintergreen

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I'MM BAAACCK
CHEDDAR JALAPENO CHEETOS
THESE DELICOUS LITTLE CAKES
2 REDBULLS
AND SOME SALTED CARAMEL ICE CREAM BEN AND JERRYS THAT I DONT HAVE A SPOON FOR
I didnt die, but the workers at walmart were fat old pale shambling slow zombie white women. The place smelled like shit too.
dont know what this webm is, idk what im posting so forgive if its horrible

>>35894609
>close at 8 like every other grocery store
Nigger I work at a local market (only exists in 2 states) and we don't close until 11pm despite being geared towards old people.

>>35895340
Glad to have you back safe and sound

>>35896020
Thanks buddy, us robots gotta stick together :)

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Anyone still here?
This ice cream is good but cold on my teeth

Where exactly are the 24/7 Walmarts located?
AFAIK Cali doesn't seem to have any, at least in my area.

>>35897142
Im in the suburbs. I dont think theyd be in citys. Or maybe its reverse. idk

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>>35894608
>New Orleans
>white
>walking the streets while high after dark

Do you at least concealed carry?