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i lost my virginity when i was 13...i feel like i'm the only one here who has fucked a lot.

>>36058701
Short, ugly. That's it. I have friends and can talk to strangers.

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>>36058701
>Really want GF.
>Hate dating
>and flirting
>and being intimate.
>Instantly lose respect for anyone who shows interest in me.
>Ginger

I got the looks (~7) and height (6'1"), I just find dating to be degenerative. No chance in hell am I losing my V-Card to some escort either.

Fucking kill me.

diabetes/10

that's not a whole lot of chips is it?

did you eat some off screen?

I'd give it a mig out of nog

how about i report the thread for /soc/ garbage

>anything with chanting beatles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ST6qXm2gxLM
Chanting beatles a shit.

>>36058673
What's that porn?

Been feeling like a soulless robot all day but I guess things could be worse

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>>36058600

>Voice in the back of head keeps saying "Look anon, you know you have to kill yourself. Why are you procrastinating?"

I'm gonna have to do it.

I'm a fucking dumbass who has no idea what to do. I keep pushing off schoolwork, I need to find a job soon or I'll work for my dad. My grades aren't that bad yet at least. I have no friends in uni. I'm afraid of everything, I'm disappointed in myself. I'm tired of living at home, I'm tired of feeling like I'm wasting my time in college. I wanted to try hobbies but I never stick to them. I tried a diet, took me one day to fail. I can't even learn stuff properly, I have no skill whatsover. I talk like a retard. I write like a third-grader. I'm wasting hours on this website. I'm 19 and I'm fully conscious that I'll look back at that very moment when I'm 26 and regret everything. I'm a piece of garbage, I have to wake up in 4 hours, somebody fuck my shit up. I'm tired of not being myself, I'm ugly as sin. I'm tired of being a people pleaser, I'm a misfit.

>>36058499
Some women settle for beta males from the get go it their dad was a beta male.However economic standing is the biggest factor at that age imo

Usually only if they already have kids with a deadbeat Chad.

>>36058499
Yeah but a shot at what exaclty? A handjob for christmas and maybe awkward starfish sex for your birthday and that's it? A shot at getting divorce raped?

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>>36058494
>tfw work from home at my own convenience
Checkmate, NEET.

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I hate that you're right.
But I can't close my eyes.
Kill me now

>>36058494
where do I get that exact blanket so I can live the real life meme

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I went to high school in the middle of buttfuck nowhere, MT

There were 250 students in the entire school and 75 during my freshman year (the largest freshman class ever). The teachers were fairly shitty and I haven't remembered a single thing I learned there

It actually burned down the year after I graduated because 4 absolute legends started it in the science lab. Never met those kids but it would be an honor if I could. Pic related.

Las Vegas

Cimmarron memorial class of 08

I went an alternative school where you don't have to attend any classes and can just play all day everyday

nah i think your good anon

>>36058404
It's not over by a longshot, you've just made things a bit more difficult for yourself. Quick question, if you knew a liberal arts degree was a useless piece of paper, why did you stay in school all that time?

>>36058404
What kind of liberal arts degree?

niggers love "establishing dominance" over other niggers

same species

I

>>36058448
Its because its an animal trait, nothing more than primal monkeys.

please respond
and fuck originality

>>36058388
I think most people here are the same anon

I've been in and out of so many different friends groups and I've fucked it up each time

I think some people are destined to be alone

>always used the "I didn't try" excuse
>it's true, I've never tried
>don't know if I even could try if I wanted to now
I was afraid my potential was lower than I expected, now I know it's way lower

>>36058387
The last time I know that I girl liked me was in middle school. She only liked me because I was small and cute. I stilled looked like I was in grade 3 in middle school.

>>36058387
i don't know i never talked to any of them and they never talked to me
and now i'm a NEET who never leaves his house so there's definitely hasn't been any for about 5 or so years now

>>36058387
you sound like a virgin lol

What kind of degenerate consumes 3D porn?

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>>36058376
I can't find any interracial trap porn hentai but if you could link me some videos that would be nice.

>>36058364
Ashemaletube, shemalemodelstube, trannytube, etc.

Also Melzinha Bonekineha, Jessica Versace, and Vixxen Goddess are top tier.

Starting tonight

Bro if your not beating off or looking at porn some change will happen either good of bad, placebo or real.

Did you make this thread because of the one I just posted?

Anyway I've done it for 11 days and feel zero benefit if anything I'm much worse.

normies best friend

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Who wants to see my 14 year old weiner? ;)

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My mom's chihuahua. Now off to bed

>>36058238
Nofap didn't do anything for me.

>>36058284
I knew they were memeing. I'm about to edge for two hours straight

>>36058238
it'll be a waste if you jerk off now. Go for a month