Why are you a virgin, robots? >too autistic to hold a decent

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i lost my virginity when i was 13...i feel like i'm the only one here who has fucked a lot.

>>36058701
Short, ugly. That's it. I have friends and can talk to strangers.

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>>36058701
>Really want GF.
>Hate dating
>and flirting
>and being intimate.
>Instantly lose respect for anyone who shows interest in me.
>Ginger

I got the looks (~7) and height (6'1"), I just find dating to be degenerative. No chance in hell am I losing my V-Card to some escort either.

Fucking kill me.

I realized that I have no time or place for a woman of my life in my life.
Narcissism is one hell of a drug.

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>>36058701
>never asked out a gril
>grils intimidate me
>always refer to them as grils or 3D
>started because they laughed at and bullied me when I was younger
>now I hate them

>>36058701

The usual stuff more or less.

>Ugly
>Short
>Poor
>Not smart
>No social skills
>Been told I look creepy because of my 'neutral face'
>No idea of how the process even works

>>36059775
This boi on point

Fat, that's about it. Simply not attractive to women.

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>>36059810
>>grils intimidate me
I never understood this.
Men are stronger than women anon.

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because I'm an ugly shy manchild with no personality and basically zero positive traits

Introverted and low IQ, an abysmal combo.

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>>36058701
>can't hold a conversation
>not attractive
>know all of this so i never even tried

Immune disease that gives me chronic diarrhea and a bunch of other symptoms even when not flaring. I just feel gross naked and being touched

I'm very boring and very unattractive.

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I've only been on two dates in my entire life and both of them immediately stopped talking to me afterwards.

>>36058701
I have nothing to talk with them about other than some anime themed topics and tech.
Miku lanyard I carry usually tips them away.too.

>>36058701
>never know what to say
>never know how to act
>interaction with others leaves me physically and emotionally exhausted
>inability keep "in touch" with others
>zero self-esteem due to being a NEET
>incapable of adhering to social etiquette (i.e. not acting like a sperg)

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>introverted
>ugly
>bad features
>weak chin
>puffy cheeks
>acne
>shy
>lack social skills
>no friends
>no hobbies, interests, or talents
>nothing to talk about
>can't really hold a conversation
>feel the need to insult others so i can feel superior
>human interaction leaves me exhausted
>most people annoy me to the point of actually pissing me off

I'm ugly, I have no friends, I live with my parents, I am a man-child, I don't have any hobbies, I don't have any goals or ambition, I don't have any friends, I don't have any prospects in life, and I'm not much fun to be around

>500lbs
>never leave my house
>any chance I might have had in the past, I fucked up royally because I thought no one could ever love me

I'm a kissless hugless handholdless virgin and I don't go outside much.

>intense acne when i was a teen
>made me develop impenetrable social armor
>hardcore recluse

still relearning how to be a person

>fat
>have nothing to talk about
that's it

>>36058701
>all opportunities I've had failed for one reason or another
>it's steadily gone downhill since a relationship 4 years ago that (looking back on it) is my only real relationship
>I've let myself go and don't want to put the effort into fixing it
>I don't put myself out there

Aside from that I probably could. I have a good friendbase and I'm not as autistic anymore. I'm closer to being a normie than I've been in my life (Thank you Shayla).

>>36059521
>Why are you a virgin
>Oh hi guys I'm not a virgin at all
FUCK OFF JESUS CHRIST

I can't even make friends easily anymore, let alone get in someone's pants.

I can barely function as an adult and I don't even have my license.

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>>36058701
too retarted to know what to talk about in 1on1 situations

please off me

>>36058701
>befriend people normie style
>after a while a think like I open too much
>break any contact

same with girls

Technically I'm not, I was molested when I was eight and I haven't had sex since
Now I'm only attracted to lolis

>>36058701
Because I'm a Roman Catholic and girls are hedonists.
Seriously, I took the time and effort to read the western canon and be virtuous and literate and shit but women will not even wear skirts anymore.

Overweight,introvert,awkward

Life's a bitch, people are assholes and burn you.

At this point I don't even care if I lose it or not. I am more worried about having to find a succubus whose only after me for the minor things I'll have to my name when I become an independent adult and expect a free ride in life.

>>36058701
>no confidence in myself
>hide that with making a fool of myself
>stopped caring about criticism because of what's said above
>average height
>average looks

Pretty much why summed up

>>36061460
I never understood the molestation meme
why does it affect your sexual orientation at all?

>>36060698
>Men are stronger than women anon.

But a woman can command the strength of many men.

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>>36059775
yes thats sums up me as well

>>36060698
Women fight socially, meaning it only takes one cunt to spread rumors/gossip and ruin your reputation. This is why they are scary, especially to socially retarded spergs.

>>36058701
Daily reminder that it makes feel so chad that you are virgins forever!

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>>36058701

don't know anyone, solitary hobbies, don't really like talking to begin with, etc.

every now and then I think about trying Internet dating, but the conversations there don't really go anywhere and I end up going back to not caring/wanting a relationship and deleting it anyway

could probably get a pump and dump at a bar p easy if I actually tried, but I don't really want that desu senpai

>>36062544
(W)here's my (Y)ou?!
Faggots

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>>36058701
>be me
>be in high school
>hit on girls
>"sorry, I'm not interested in dating right now"
>go to petite, effeminate best friends house
>lie on his bed with eyes closed while he gives me a handjob
>wash
>rinse
>repeat

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>NEET
>Manlet
>Socially awkward
>acne ridden chest and back
>0 friends
>Haven't spoken to a girl my age in over 5 years
>Hate any kind of night club/social gathering, I'd rather just stay alone in my room and post on 4chan

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>autistic to the point where I think I have to act like a 50s man to impress her
>Boring to girls, because of my autism
>Unattractive with no money
>Hate dating and going to bars or restaurants
>Only want virgins and I only want sex w/ her after I can trust her
>KHHV who's never been close to being in a relationship
>Might get overbearing or will mess it up in another way

>>36062600
how old are you anon? im interested in talking

>>36058701
>Don't really talk to anyone
>found out that by not talking and listening to people in class that you find out who they are and what they're like really well
>so far haven't found someone i want to talk to
>no one has spoken to me either
>have been told that i have no presence so even in a group no one notices me even if i talk
>no one notices me when i walk and people seem to almost bump into me a lot from not noticing me

the no presence thing kinda sucks but it helps cause i dont really like talking to other people so thats nice i guess

>ugly
>socially awkward to a high degree
>strong anxiety around girls

I had several chances in highschool but after I grew up the game totally changed and I cannot compete. I think it both has to do with technology allowing women to be fucked by Chads via social media and dating sites regularly and the high demands women have for looks, money, and status after comparing you to other males all over the globe.

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Black, ugly, and unsociable


Turned a noose into a tow rope

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>>36058701
I have no fucking clue how to even talk to people or meet them.
Being a NEET means the meeting people at work/school isn't going to work.
I have no friends so no meeting people through that.
What the hell do you even do, go out on the street and start talking to random people, I'm sure that'll go over well.

>>36058701
I don't even know how to meet girls
>inb4 just go to bars, bro
And then theres the matter of attracting them with my ugly face, shitty social skills, and entirely uncommon set of interests.

I'm kinda accepting it though, maybe being a wizard won't be too bad.

I'm secretly lesbian and I don't want anyone to know. I'm a complete Stacy in public otherwise and have lied about having sex to my friends.

>NEET
>Don't leave the house
>Fat and ugly

That's pretty much it. I put in 0 effort, I'm not going to piss and moan about getting 0 results.

>>36058701
I lost my virginity at 17 to the girl of my dreams on July 4th, 2011. I dated her for two years after that, and then she left me to be a heroin addicted stripper/hooker and trued to make me kill myself by fucking all of my friendd and stealing a bunch of my favorite shit.

shes living wit a 49 year old man now, shes 19.

>>36058701
Nope I'm not a virgin but I kind of wish I was.
Lost my virginity to a 8/10 friend at the time. Found out later she was fucking some 38 year old dude as well when she told me a few weeks ago after we had sex. Keep in mind we were both 15 at the time. After that I haven't trusted women since then. I fairly charismatic and have been told I'm pretty good looking but my sheer disdain for woman seems to always override my commands when they try to get too close.
At this point I doubt I'll ever find a girl unless she's willing to put up with my shit attitude for no apparent fault of her own.

>>36065532
uhh bro, thats literally what they want. they womt say it, but its true. when you constantly see her as inferior, that when she does do something good and you validate her it will be like she just took a shot of 99% pure dope. she will chase it. just imagine a man without any sense of reason or responsibility, thats a woman.

>>36058701
Culture I live in, choice of girls, and lack of initiative desu

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>>36061064
basically this.

not original.

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>>36065473
>>36065532
>>36059521
>tell me about why you're virgin robots
>Normie idiot: Now let ME tell you ALL about my lost virginity.
EVERY.FUCKING.TIME
Are you that dumb?
Or are you so desperate in your search for reaffirmation from your peers?
You just can't keep it to yourself can you?

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>>36065821
they are quite insecure and vent by letting robots know they are "better" to reaffirm their own ego.

>>36065821
Lmao did I piss you off? When I see a thread like this, I take it as a virginity general thread. I dont care bout your rules man. im free like da bikey bikey boyz

eat mushrooms and adderall

>>36065821
and yes i do need attention quite badly. im surrounded by women, i crave male friendship. even if it is just in text.

>>36062534
>and ruin your reputation
Its not like many of us here need help with that

>>36065821
>>36065870
Quite the opposite since I even stated I would be better off had I been than not. Its like the first thing you read was "I'm not.." and proceeded to sperg out.

>>36065944
>implying that isn't worse

at least if you're gonna post that you've had sex stop lying and saying you'd rather be a virgin.

>>36065901
The general mindset of a normie poster.
Thank you, thank you.
>>36065917
Clearly
>>36066089
>B-but anon, I'm n-not like other Normie p-p-p-POSTERS! L-l-let me tell me how I'm different.
yes you are like them, no you're not an exception.

I'm socially awkward and very shy so the female all ways has to be the one to make the move. I'm 7/10 Boy who's above average in nearly all classes and mildly athletic. I stay in all day playing R6S And CSGO. I'm 6ft which is pretty tall for my age. All the Girls go out with trash, illiterate trash. I've been thinking if the trash I despise have good traits behind closed doors.

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>>36066161
>unironic stutterposting
>people entering a thread with a set implication of virginity and going LEL I'VE HAD SEX LOOK AT ME BUT I REGRET IT WOE IS ME

fuck off to


>>>/soc/
>>>/soc/

>>36066161
you must not know what a normie is if you are calling me one. and so what if i need male attention? you say clearly as if youve defeated me or something lmao

>>36066161
that last one was supposed to be quoting the guy above you

>>36066245
I'd give u male attention (;

>tfw confident enough to flirt but not to actually make a proper move

>>36066168
Okay friend listen. You need to stop playing video games and start reading books now. You need to start exercising heavily and sculpt your body. You need to meditate and clear your mind and reinvent yourself. You have the potential to be a social god with your tall stature and intellect and looks.

get the book "How to Win Friends and Influence People" by Dale Carnegie as a starter. Prometheus Rising by Robert Anton Wilson would also be very helpful.

I am trying to help you. Stop playing video games and staying in all day. Just go for walks outside if you have nothing to do, be alone with your mind and sort it out. Strengthen and nurture your body and make ir beautiful. Fill your mind with understanding and knowledge from books. Non fiction books of course. Start with social science type stuff and psychology and philosophy. Being able to get people to like you and understanding them is the number one most important factor in being successful. Start doing it now.

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>>36066267
okay, at least that makes sense, thought you were defending those fucks that enter a virgin thread and state they've had sex. fuck those cunts.

good day to you.

>>36066168
Oh and yes, the people you hate more than likely have so,ething redeeming to them. They are human beings just like you. You very well could be smarter and more complex than them, but they are living lives just as full and huge and scary and sad and interesting and all of that. The word is sonder, knowimg that everybody is on this crazy ride together and every apartment light you see, every passerby on the street, everyone you meet is a human that is just like you, only theyve been exposed to different circumstances that formed their individuality. Have some compassion, judge them how you would like to be judged.

>>36066245
>has sex
>allegedly constantly surrounded by women.
That goes an awful long way towards being a normie....
Sorry if saying clearly felt too much like rubbing it in.

>>36065932
Oh, are you already on a sex offender list?

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>>36058701
Let's see
>severely socially retarded
>receded hair line
>couldn't hold a conversation to save my fucking life
>leg problems so I kinda walk weird
>bad posture

I could go one but typing this is literally hurting me. Hold me /r9k/.

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Why the fuck do normies even come here? What grabbed their attention to this place and why are they still around? Can't they see that we're the people they make fun of and look down on in real life, yet here they are in the same cesspool that us robots are in. And then they go full normie mode talking shit when they get called out and try to act like they're in a better position. Jesus Christ

>>36066323
i find carnegie a bit useless here, the problem often isn't simple mechanics but of motivation

Prometheus Rising is actually a thought provoking book and on a different level from HtWFaIP

When I was younger I was uninterested in the fat girls and weirdos that were into me. I probably could have had 5-6 partners by the time I was 20 if I'd lowered my standards. After I left college I stopped being able to meet women at all and my interest gradually died off. Now in my mid 20s I've lost desire to talk to people at all, especially women.

HKV here
>bad skin
>big nose
>weird face structure
>lanky
>crippiling social anxiety
>low iq
>poor
>uneducated

>autismus maximus
>heep of shit making me ugly (posture, shit skin, bad genes in general, etc)
>social anxiety

And the list goes on

>social anxiety
>i find it hard to approach to random people

>>36069092
Not to mention low IQ
The faggot who came up with
>muh autism equals high IQ
Should be shot on sight

>>36069110
it helps me to think that I'm playing an act, especially around strangers. they can't be expected to respond to le deep i-read-and-contemplate-the-universe me, so I have to put on a "real" act, like it's an improv show.

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>>36058701
>shy
>only real interest is space and video games
>socially inept
>racist
>fat
>ginger
>hairy like a monkey
>don't know how to approach strangers
>girls make me nervous
>cannot talk to people for more than a while and then become exhausted and ignore them

I had a crush on this one girl, but she ended up rejecting me. After that I've never tried again and that was years ago. I barely know anyone where I live and I don't know how to get to know people. I've accepted my fate as a shut-in KHV loser.

I wish I had a cute girl to wake up next to and cuddle with in bed. Too bad that will never ever happen in my entire life.

Well, that's the daily self loathing. Back to pretending everything is fine.

>>36059722
>ginger
>~7/10
stop lying on an anonymous imageboard anon

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>>36058701
>don't know any women
>don't have any friends
>go to new school
>everyone already knows each other
>not good at talking to people
>no one talks to me
>get pissed that no one talks to me
>become angry and start avoiding people when they do try to talk to me

how the fuck am I supposed to do anything!?