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>>36341296

You'd feel like total shit and probably be even more hungry because of a lack of nutrients.

>>36341296
No, unless it is human milk, you can drink as much human milk as you want

>>36341296
That would be very unhealthy but you will lose fat if you stay at a calorie deficit. You'd probably eventually die from lack of nutrition if you literally ate nothing but chocolate.

Some of you are so fucking sense. Of course it's OK to moisturise, how is this even a question? Why would you consider it gay?

who cares if it's gay to do so you homophobe if you wanna moisturize your skin then just do it so long as you aren't taking cock.

>>36341259
Wtf do you want dry ashy skin?

Never messed with em myself. I would rather not have dickrot just from creampie-ing some pussy.

>>36341227

Once in a while. Better to save cash but it's good to go since I can't get laid.

>>36341227
That booty doesn't look like it's worth too much to me.

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what about those undercover wagies? those guys that work from home?

that's the worst time to get on here, /r9k/ turns into another /b/ with tons of porn and shitposting.

>>36341262
>implying Shekelstein doesn't monitor what they do

Remember this feel, anon. We're all gonna make it.

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I beg my mother not to get me candy or anything on Easter.
Easter basket is preposterous and has somewhere between 40,000-70,000calories worth of chocolate, candy, pastries and shit.
I know it will be my fuck up if I eat it but I couldn't flip on my mom for getting it for me (despite asking her 4-5 times not to) and my self-control is limited mostly to not having stuff like that around
JUST
JUST
JUST

>>36341261
I think you may be overestimating. 40,000 Calories of pure fat would weigh 11 pounds. Are you getting 20-30 pound Easter baskets?

Just block them lol. No need to get angry about tripfaggotry

>>36341201
johnny neptune is also a namefag. Why did you make the same mistake twice?

If your answer isn't all of them then fuck off

The only good tripfag is a non-existent tripfag

G0 away >>>/b/

No. Why would you even ask that? Tolerating cyborgs is already more than enough.

Chad and Stacy threads are always a good time since there will always be that faction that actively hunts them down.

Traps can fuck off though.

>>36341012
where's the catch

What the fuck are these threads God fucking damn every hour of every day WHAT DO YOU WANT?? Don't say "a bf." What are you accomplishing with this???

>>36342557
getting a bf, baka

>not fucking the orbiter

what is wrong with you?

At least get a quick bj out of it, a wet hole is a wet hole mannn

>>36341034
>>36341009
I'm not gonna lose my virginity to some girl I feel nothing towards.

always check the bag anon

>>36340938
i now realise this

>not checking when in the car

Serves you right.

Also
>mcdonalds
Fuck off with that shit tier trash. At the very least get Wendy's or Sonic

I've always fancied myself an alpha, I know girls like to be submissive, and be dominated by men. But nothing gets me harder than a girl teasing me.
My ex would hold my hands behind my head while teasing me. She'd make me beg for it, without saying a word. She'd sit on top of me and stick her tongue above my mouth, I'd immediately try to suck or lick it, but she'd move her head back, and give me soft kiss on my forehead.
She'd also lick my nipples and play with them, while she kissed me. I'd always try to grab my dick and beat off when she did this, but she'd stop me from masturbating. She playfully told me, she was "conditioning" me.
She'd tease me for a little longer than finally give me what I wanted
Rather than torture me physically, she'd dominate me psychologically and make me crave her.

>>36340846
7 minutes onward is great

>>36341255
I don't know why she's so natural at talking down to him. Like she doesn't sound forced at all.

other women who play the role of dominatrix come off as overthetop and fake.

Without makeup, that bitch would be ugly as sin.

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>>36340852
2/10 would not bang

t. omega microcock

>>36340805
stop trying to look like everyone else, make ur self beautiful in a unique way. when people see u happy, thats the more prettiest quality ever.

>>36340743
He's a failed normie and a beta, OP.
Also thank you, was looking for this pepe.

>>36340800
>beta

No.
He doesn't take shit from anyone, is good looking and fucks a lot of women. How is he beta?

Maybe failed normie is right.

>>36340906
The "his first time was with a prostitute" part steered me wrong.

why not try to get a psych ward gf?

>>36340730
Yeah, threaten to sue.

>>36340750
Probably because I'm gonna be in a male only section and the only females that will actually be there, will be old and crazy.

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Enjoy it while it lasts.
Some girl accepted a date from me and was really into sending cute texts, but randomly she just changed and now she hardly even wants to talk with me let alone hang out.
I never ended up going on the date either.

>>36340739

:( feels bad

I was having sex with this girl and I let slip that I love her. She kissed me and told me she loved me too. Never felt happier tbqhf

>>36340703
Chad's actually going to steal your girl. This is funny as fuck. You really believe her? You should already know that if a girl has to say that, "No Chad is going to take me from you." Means she would be willing to turn on you in an instant if a Chad were to actually come for her. I'm sorry anon, but she would easily cheat on/leave you with/for a Chad.