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Korean and Japanese are objectively the best girls for a robot
>sweet
>not corrupted by western degeneracy
>pure and beautiful
Chinese harlots need not apply
So tell me /r9k/, why haven't YOU got a Korean or Japanese gf yet?
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I agree with this notion
Fuck Chinese spoiled bitches
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All the Asian girls at my uni are taken.
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>>36368975
PWASTIC SUWGURY
Do people ever actually have sex? or is it just a meme?
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>>36368897
It's a meme, humans actually grow in the ground like pineapples
Nobody ever told you?
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>>36368897
Noone has had sex before, Anon; what are you, stupid?
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>>36368897
I've always found it depressing that about half the people here, myself included, have become so detached from regular human emotion that we don't even fully believe in the existence of sex. I often feel as if sex only happens in porn and outside of that I struggle to imagine real people doing it. I think if I ever did have sex I might have a mental breakdown because I wouldn't be able to process what was going on. God help us.
She's perfect, I want to marry her, hug her, kiss her.
But I'll never have her
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>>36368844
YOURE WAIFU A SHIT
A SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
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>>36368844
That's because Alex will be mine.
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I want to hold her down and suck out all of her piss while she squirms.
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I live in the middle of nowhere in south Dakota. All I have want is a brown qt girlfriend. Am I fucked? Where's good places in america that aren't big cities (could not handle la or new york, i would die) that have lots of brown qt's?
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Ive just heard latin girls dont mind robots and smell good. I make good money. Texas is too hot tho btw
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Seriously are there any cold climate places in the us that has alot of beans or pajeet?!
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canada, come to toronto
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>be me
>have crush on girl from my class
>gather the last bit of hope remaining and decide to ask her out
>message her on kikebook
"Happy Easter Ashley"
>no reply
>see her today in class
"H-hi Ashley"
>She didn't even hear me
>repeat it
>she sees me
"Hey anon"
>moment of silence because i don't know what to say
"H-how was your Eas..."
>guy coming between us and interrupts me
"What's up baby?"
>he kisses her in front of me
>I don't know what to do, what to say, do i leave do i stay there
>he makes out with her
>I look at the wall awkwardly because i dont want them to see me looking at them
>they stop kissing
>guy points at me
"Who's this dude?"
>my crush replies
"Noone"
>tfw I'm noone
>tfw the love of my life fucks chad
>tfw chad cucked me in front of everyone in class
>tfw I want to be with her
>tfw if I was chad I would be the happier guy on earth
I can't stand this guys. Please make it end
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>>36368749
10/10 real story, would read again!
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>>36368749
Ashley here.
Kill yourself Jeff.
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>>36368778
only if it was fake...
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Post some autistic pics from facebook/twitter
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Schreen shot the pics so the other person doesn t find out you saved their pic
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>>36368731
Wait is that a thing? Do people know when you save one of their pics?
That doesn't sound like that's how it works.
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>>36368969
it forks on facebook
one loser in school saved pic from girl on fb and she found out from notification
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>>36369006
that's a huge lie, please don't scare people like that
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>remembering my first love
>get emotional
>look up her fb
>married, kids etc.
>kind of feel relieved knowing there is no hope of anything
>what was I even thinking?
>see her favorite stuff
>her favorite book is still the one I recommended her and we both loved ten years ago
>her favorite music is mostly the same that we listened to together
>tfw we were always just friends
>tfw I never told her I loved her
>tfw that first love is so deep it stays with you for the rest of your life
>tfw crying like a bitch
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>>36368707
>>remembering my first love>get emotional>look up her fb>married, kids etc.>kind of feel relieved knowing there is no hope of anything>what was I even thinking?>see her favorite stuff>her favorite book is still the one I recommended her and we both loved ten years ago>her favorite music is mostly the same that we listened to together>tfw we were always just friends>tfw I never told her I loved her>tfw that first love is so deep it stays with you for the rest of your life>tfw crying like a bitch
I feel u robot.
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>tfw no spacing
if you expect me to read that youre terribly mistaken
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>>36368707
>remembering my first crush
>get frisky
>look him up on FB
>single, NEET, etc
>kind of relieved knowing he never amounted to anything
>what was I even thinking?
>see his favorite stuff
>his favorite book is still Captain Underpants
>his favorite music is still all Dragonforce
>tfw he never tried to leave the friendzone
>tfw I kinda had a huge crush on him
>tfw first love is so deep it stays with you for the rest of your life
>tfw fapping like madwoman
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what kind of therapy do you recommend for depression routed in real problems (no friends, no girlfriend, ugly, NEET) not random depression or illogical depression.
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Resolve those problems you have
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>>36368633
Hang yourself is good therpay.
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>>36368655
thanks
now what therapy should I get? CBT or what?
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Have you considered going yandere?
Pros:
> Can use and abuse her without consequence
> She will respect you
> Physically impossible to get cucked
> Girls get off to being treated like property
> She can't say no
Cons:
> Some of the things you will do are most likely illegal
> Probably requires a lot of work and dedication
> Most likely expensive as shit
> She will run off at the first opportunity unless you have broken her in hard enough to give her stockholm's syndrome
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>>36368621
I prefer yanderes. Not becoming the yandere.
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>>36368656
Surely a girl wouldn't go yandere for a robot? Unless you can pass as a normie or are into already mentally ill traps I don't think there's a future for such attitudes.
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>>36368692
No I don't think a yandere would ever go after me because no girl ever has. But I can always indulge in my fantasies.
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Hello /r9k/, i have recently been confronted with the possibility of an on-going incest opportunity, but i may need some guidance and/or advice.
For some backstory, my son has recently started "transitioning" to become a female/trap, he started with this phase a couple months ago. i am not sure how far he is into the process, nor do i care
however, during my latest cam check/haul (i keep a cam in the bathroom to see what the wife is up to in the shower :p), i accidently caught some unwanted footage him and his "transistion"
what i found on my camera seems to be his first attempt at penatrating his own anus with his finger, complete with squeals/squeaks, and to my shock/surprise, loud and passionate "daddy" moans for ~10 mins straight. at first i was beyond shocked and disgusted by finding this, however i havent deleted it yet, as the thought of him thinking of me while doing that got me quite excited
after watching the video a couple times, im now infinetly more interested in somehow getting him to let me fuck his (her?) tight asshole rather than ever touching my wife. we are both of legal age so that wouldnt be a problem, we would just have to make sure my wife doesnt find out
what do i do /r9k/? do i try hitting on him tomorrow? would he (she?) be interested?
pic unrelated
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this never happened
if you want to prove me wrong post the video
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>>36368610
Why would he post a video of his son masturbating .
Jeez anon you are such a perv
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>>36368610
how do i post it? its kind of bad quality but his moaning has done things to my head
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Dubs gets to name this flea infested mutt
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>>36368539
Flea.
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>>36368539
Peen.
Origina
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>>36368539
tinkerbell
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/britfeel/ Denzel movie marathon edition
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Man on fire is my personal favourite.
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>>36368515
>tfw no AvriI gf
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the pepo chasing the kitty is the cutest thing
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>>36368547
bashed it raw to her so many times when younger
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How can you respect men if this is all they really want?
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why is it so rare to find a girl who actually likes doing this
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>>36368472
>>36368491
What's the appeal of this? origami
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>>36368520
its a girl butt....on your face
why would someone not like this?
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>"Your, sir, is an idiot/cunt/etc"
Why do people talk like this?
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Some form of autism. They're trying to make up for their piss poor social skills by seeming proper, but it comes out sounding like proper twat more like.
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redditspeak
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>>36368407
Reddit sitcom humor
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Anyone else here have painfully optimistic parents?
>Be me in high school mom would always ask, "anon, have you found a girl"
>"No"
>"Waiting until you graduate high school? That's okay, focus on your studies"
>Be me after graduating high school. "Found a gf yet?"
>"No"
>"Thats okay, focus on your grades and wait until you're finished with college"
>Be me after graduating college
>"Found a girl yet?"
>"No"
>"Oh okay. Waiting until you get a job and get on your feet to start dating?"
>During this whole time, my dad would give me money and say "here, take a pretty girl out to dinner."
When will they realize that they will never have grandchildren?
When will they realize that I will never even find a gf?
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When they earnestly realize it, your relationship with them will suffer greatly.
Enjoy it.
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>>36368387
Why? Why would they hate somebody for being ugly?
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>having non-abusive parents.
Fucking normies get out!