How can you respect men if this is all they really want?

why is it so rare to find a girl who actually likes doing this

>>36368472
>>36368491

What's the appeal of this? origami

>>36368520
its a girl butt....on your face

why would someone not like this?

>>36368472
How can you respect women with this garbage straw man?

>>36368472
It's all about observing gender equality.

>>36368536
Would be better on muh dick

>>36368472

German woman welcomes refugee to Germoney

>>36368536
Why wouldn't you want it on your dick? This board is filled with fucking faggot

>>36368472
That is some qt teen, what is she doing sitting on the face of that mongrel? She should be sitting on my face!

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>>36369455
You can easily stimulate your dick even with your hands or a variety of objects.

You can't simulate the smell, the taste and the smothering of a beautiful female derriere on your face.

>>36369590
I can simulate my fist in your face motherfucker

>>36368491
I pay a girl 200 for her to do this

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>>36368472
>>36368536
Agreed >>36368520 , I would not want this at all.
I have panic attacks when I can't breathe even briefly, and that's a perfectly good hole for muh dik to go in.
Also, disregard roasties acquire sex robots.

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>>36369626
Stop denying your instincts, anon.

You know you want a beautiful mistress to serve. Nothing wrong with that.

I'm not even into the whole femdom meme but that looks so sexy. Is this really a submission thing? I just really like eating pussy and looking at qt ass

>>36368472
Link to this guy's vids?

>>36369894
Assuming they arent her vids.
Scum.

>>36368491
They are self conscious of their butthole smelling, even if you tell them that's a plus

>>36369663
Your tongue goes into the her asshole, the nose stays in the asscrack, you can breath with no problem.

>>36369715
Nah I'm not a cuck
Orig

>>36370399
I get uncomfortable when people so much as put their arm around me, man.
I get that a lot of people find this hot, but sex for any reason but reproduction is a weird idea to me.
I'm just lonely. I've never wanted sex.

>>36370495
Low test.

>>36369715
This video is hot but what you're suggesting is cuck tier shit. Don't serve women faggot

>>36371798

Yes this no cuck shit. No dom stuff either for me. If she sat on me itd be because I told her to like a good sub. Tickle the shit out of her if she is bad.

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SEX outside REPRODUCTIVE purposes is WRONG !!!!! We must TRANSCEND our FILTHY animal desires if GOD is to allow US back to HEAVEN

>>36368472
great, now I have boner in the campus library that is currently full and have to leave here in a few minutes

>>36371835
Shuttup Durka Durka Mohammed jihad.

Back to the sandpit from whence you came

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>tfw going to die without a girl ever sitting on my face or peeing on me

>>36368536
Not everyone has a clean butt and I like breathing.

>>36371798
>Low test.
Mostly mental illness but, at this point, I'm sure the low-test is true, too. Isolation is a bitch.
It was more than fine the last time I had bloodwork done, 5 years ago.

>>36368472
Bullshit.
>meet a guy through college class
>gives off submissive vibes
>cute, nerdy, can barely hold eye contact worth shit
>think this one might be different
>sexy times occur
>try to be even a little forceful/dominant
>BEEP BOOP RAPIST MODE ENGAGED
>laughs, pins my arms and force-fucks me until my body submits
Every time. Malesub is a meme, a trick, a trap. A predator that plays dead to lure in prey. It's in their genes. Curse the kikes for saddling me with this fetish.

>>36368472
My question, Why would you respect anyone at all.
Respect is earned and deserved.

>>36373306

Bait.


Baitbaitbaitbaitbait

>>36373306
That is my fetish as a female..
Would really like to just be a good girl as a man fucks me hard and then cuddles with me after my legs twitch from all the cumming

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>>36373306
r-robots explain you d-damn j-jjewsSSSSSSSSSS

>>36369390
>>36369455
Couldn't you just have both?
>Let her sit on your face and edge you for a bit
>Fuck her afterwards

People can't be this fucking stupid.

>>36368536
Lack of farting for one.

>>36374015
You and people like you are the most disgusting people on the planet. You sicken me.

>>36374015
You ain makin no sense.
Lack of?
He said not.

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>>36370495
same here anon, I told my counselor about not wanting any sexual/romantic relationship but they just told me off saying that im just
confused on what I really feel

>>36371835
YOU are a dumb FAGGOT i strongly advise YOU to KILL YOURSELF amen.

>>36374188
He said:
>why would someone not like this?
I said
>Lack of farting for one
Implying the lack of farting would make one not enjoy it. I'm sorry, English isn't my native tongue. Nice dubz

>>36374177
I like your repeating digits too.

>>36374199
Good on you for at least trying, desudesu. I couldn't keep going for the same reasons that I "should" have been there.
There may well be psychological help worth receiving, but, paying some "educated" faggot to give me the well-worn norc platitudes, couched in psych buzzwords and heavy condescension (justified in their mind by my presence in therapy) just didn't cut it for me. Precisely for the kind of reasons you stated. I don't need a cold-reader telling me how I really feel about things/why I *really* do things.
I haven't resigned myself to anything except for the knowledge that I'm the only one who can help myself or more probably, not.
One day, one way or another; we will be peace.

>>36374320
What third world shithole do you live in so I know to never go there?

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>>36368472
i havn't cuddled with a girl since 2010

>>36374466
agree and in particular, that person was the only pych I got along with
could only imagine worst if it was someone else other than her and I actually had bad turns with the others who are actually dicks
in the end, its pure luck if you get a good one, just like hiring a lawyer.

>One day, one way or another; we will be peace.
I hope so ;-;

>>36374497
I'm from Brazil, but live in the US. Thanks for the (You).

>>36374320
You may not speak English but you understand braap, no?

>>36369455
Only being interested in vanilla sex is a big sign of your virginity and power levels.

>>36368536
It's still a butt on your face. The shit is the same makeup as your own. The asshole smells just like your own. It's still shit in your face.

>>36369715
Sauce? :((
oregeno

>>36375176
but its a girls butthole

>>36375176
>The shit is the same makeup as your own
Wrong. Female sweat is completely different.

>>36374546
oh yeah?
try never getting intimate with a woman for 28 years
fucking normies I swear

>>36375539
Why would I try that? I'm not a loser

>>36375176
obviously she will have cleaned it before hand. i like ass smothering but im not a scat fetishist.

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>>36369455
it's not like you can't enjoy both

not me i just want to be dead

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Eat butt toss salad

>>36375680
YOU can't. Chad can, but you're no Chad.

>eating butt with pants on
>eating butt with panties on
faggots

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Show eagerness for butt eating. Try all positions.

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>>36373306

>malesub doesnt exist
>what are the thousands of guys on r9k who want nothing more than a dom gf

do girls find it weird we want to lick their butts

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I want girl to be aloof while I eat her ass

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>fooling around with chubby fwb in a spur of the moment thing, she bent over to grab something from a kitchen cabinet and I got a hardon watching - started feeling her up and dragged her on top of me
>eating her out, she's blowing me
>keeps squirming and fidgeting, has a very strange and erratic tempo throughout
>hmmmm.png
>lick the inside of her thighs to the best of my abilities with her ass resting ontop of me as it is, this is her ticklish spot
>squirms harder and says she'll pee herself if I don't stop, she's been holding it in for a long time not wanting to ruin the spontaneous moment
>I don't stop and sort of leglock her to keep her from getting up
>acts upset, or as far as somebody can inbetween fits of giggles. Says it's not funny, she'll really pee herself, starts whimpering between fits of giggles.
>she goes quiet and I thought she was just acting all along, but suddenly I feel a warm trickle hitting my chin which quickly changed into her blasting my chest as she managed to squirm forward a bit
>I cum the biggest load all over her fat tits and belly seconds later, just from my dick getting brushed during her pee-fueled struggle
>princess carry her to the shower and fuck her brains out while washing up

Still jack off to that years later, she's probably sitting on the face of her betabux now, not even remembering my very existence.

>>36373480
>nobody is baited
Impressive
On the slim off chance of not bait, location?

>>36372696
I could do it for you maybe anon

>>36378752
Can I sit on you anon? lol

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>>36380122
Are you a chubby cutie with huge knockers? lol

>>36380311
desu im kinda average with only A cups... but you sound fun

>>36379886
but are you a real girl?

orgigam

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>>36380354
Yeah that's not gonna do much for me anon, sorry about that.

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>>36380399
makes me feel bad...

>>36380354
>>36380444
You're not even a female (girl) tho

>>36380518
sadly I am

>>36380552
If you're born with a penis you're a man no matter what, girl. Besides, how you're flat

>>36380618
I think you think I'm another person sorry

>>36380652
Nah, I'm just implying that you're a mtf transexual because that's more likely than finding a flat-chested girl on /r9k/ who's into facesitting tbqh.

>>36380686
I didnt say im flat? I'll be a trap then thats fine

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>>36380444
Don't worry, I'm sure you'll find somebody else to sit on in no time if this thread is anything to go by.

>>36380774
Are you implying that A-cups aren't flat? or are >>36380354 and >>36380444 two different people?

>>36380774
A cups are flat

>>36380815
Are you a trap projecting on them?

>>36376652
>>36376771
I went to highschool with this girl unironically

>>36380859
No, I just like to bully chestlettes even though I secretly prefer flat and fat chests equally.

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>>36380888
Those are some fat trips you got there man

>>36380815
>>36380829
I have handfuls okay
stop making me feel like shit

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>>36380946
>I have handfuls okay
>A cups
hands for ants

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>>36380946
chestlet, kill yourself, no man will ever want you

>>36380919
I'd trade them in for a girl to sit on my face.
>>36380946
Whoa, nobody's trying to make you feel bad about yourself, we're just teasing. There's nothing wrong or bad with having an A-cup, especially if you have handfuls. Some girls have AAA-cups.

>>36380968
AA cup is flat

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>>36380971
Is this the first duckgirl hybrid? Catgirls when?

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>>36380990
>defending a slut roastie
chestlets are gods mistake

>>36368520
Because it makes it easy to pretend I have shrunk and become trapped between her butt cheeks. Bonus points if she brahps.

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>>36381022
Isn't AA where they start to concave?

>>36381029
9 times out of 10 there's an inverse correlation between chest size and roastie size. But only if she's white.

>>36368472
for some reason even the most intelligent of humanoids such as myself cannot withstand the allure of face-sitting.

>>36381058
A small
AA flat
AAA concave

>>36371835
It isnt sex if she braps .

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>>36380990
Alright true thank you

>>36381215
April fools, fucker. A-cups are honestly too small, and "handfulls" don't count since women often have much smaller hands than men. With all the hormones in milk and shit nowadays, you're just a genetic failure.

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>>36381206
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT

*putter putter pfffrt pfffffffff*
wow that was a good one anon did you get a good whiff?

>>36381215
I still want a flat chested girl to sit on my face desu

>>36381255
oh well
I dont care my mom told me she was my size too at my age until she got pregnant with me

>>36381347
What age are we talking about hear and what cup size do you think your mom is now? Interested in seeing how stacked Future-you might be.

>>36381347
She says that because she doesnt want to hurt your feeling, you degenerate little chestlet. Kill yourself.

>>36381347
So how much did your mom grow after getting knocked up? Chest expansion is pretty good.

>>36374546
mike stoklasa?

>>36381390
19 and my moms said shes a C cup now
what do you mean how stacked?

>>36381406
above

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>>36381642
What are your thoughts about being perpetually pregnant untill your womb is no longer fertile? Asking for a friend.

>>36368520
I don't get it either. Looks like it would just hurt your nose. Much better things to do with that ass, too.

>>36381704
Is that some sort of fetish....? that sounds scary

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>>36381730
The biological purpose of sex is a scary fetish now?

>>36381779
No getting pregnant over and over again is...

Don't have to respect them to fuck them

Tbh I can't orgasm unless I hate the guy screwing me

>>36381825

Do you get hornier and more turned the more you degrade and humiliate the guy while having sex with him?

>>36381798
You're missing out on the glory of being good breeding stock.
>>36381825
You sound like the fucking light of the party.

>>36381642
Stacked is an expression meaning that a girl has big boobs. How stacked is me saying I wonder how much bigger you'll get once you get pregnant. So do you still want to sit on an anons face?

>>36371835
No human can do that. Flesh is inherently sinful and weak, which is why God became flesh himself and sacrificed himself for us as an endless source of holy blood to pay for our sins if we accept him.

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>>36369663
im legit the blue guy, i can be balls deep thinking about how cool it would be to be doing some oxy and playing dota instead. like every time. i also regularly fantasize about other girls. i have a shit sex drive and a numb dick. im a shit person and i deserve this karma

>>36381934
oh I see
>So do you still want to sit on an anons face?

Well honestly I've never done that lol I only asked him cause he seemed fun

>>36382014
I don't see any karma in that story of yours, unless you refer to the numb dick?

>meet up with girl i used to hang out with back in high school
>we go to the beach and and talk while swimming around, topic eventually shifts to sexual fetishes
>she likes to be eaten out, i talk tell her about my facesitting fetish
>whynotboth.jpeg
>take her back to my place and she strips off her bikini
>she lays back on my bed
>go down on her for like an hour while fondling dem titties
>myturn.png
>pull up a chair and lie back on the bed with my head on the chair
>she sits down and starts grinding my face with all her weight
>goes on for what feel like forever, hard to tell when you have to fight for air
>eventually she tries to get up, but a vacuum seal formed between my face and her ass
>face slips out with a loud "THWUCK"
>she bursts out laughing

And from then on its just plain vanilla stuff, not really relevant to the thread. I've been pretty lucky that every girl I've been with is down to sit on my face.

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>>36382101
What did her ass smell like

>>36381406

She growed a tiny little flat chested bitch

>>36374546
this kills the face

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>>36382170
Thanks for weighing in with that well spoken comment Pudoo, superpooper by 2020 am I right?

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>>36382168
like sweat and the ocean

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>>36382243
Where do I buy the perfume set?

>>36382089
im really selfish, lazy, drug addled, and have been creating a plan to cheat with a girl i had a crush on who started talking to me again. im a total scumbag. i act nice but do shady shit like stealing pills. basically any time i have sex i last forever even though i try to cum and usually the girl gets sore from too much action and i cant finish. its lame. i like mentally am horny and have a boner but cant get off. girls actually like it since they get satsfied. curse to me though. i cant really enjoy sex even though i keep wanting to have it.

>>36382036
So what the furthest you've gone? You aren't some sort of virgin, are you?

>>36382264
Most varieties of Axe body spray come close.

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>>36369590
that pic looks kinda like me

just for a millionth of a second I felt convinced that I was looking at a pic of myself and just forgetting the memory

why can I only get miniscule illusionary fractions of the feelings normies have every day

is it exchange for understanding (((the joke)))? (pic related)

>>36382335
I would rather not talk about that here

>>36382455
So you got a throwaway email or something? You down to talk off site about more dumb stuff?

>>36368491
Why is it so rare to find a girl?

So many questions, so little time

>>36382489
Uhm I was gonna say kik but do you have discord?

>>36382168
That's... not how you blow into a brass horn.

>>36381887
Definitely
I remember one time I slapped this guy while he was going down on me and then came seconds after
Its also fun when you sit on their face and they choke and can't breathe and flail around

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>>36382014
We are the same you and I.
Replace DOTA with Binding of Issac or Diablo 2.

>>36381920
Gives you quite a reputation anon. Other girls get so jelly that you're pulling so much boipucci, they start shaming you.
Worth it tho amirite

>>36382620
Sure, panippl#2520

>>36368472
I would like to climax to the rest of this. Does anyone know the source?

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>>36382716
Sounds pretty revolting desu

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>>36380797
>>36382722
Called it oregano comment for an oregano topic

>>36382777
Checked, confirmed for disgusting faggot >>36382716

>>36382817
Well, she still hasn't added me so you're only halfway right

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>>36368472
hah women

>>36378959
Malaysia, rip finding anyone who is remotely close to me :(

Currently found a girl who likes to
>go on top
>fuck in public
>be dominant
>facesit
>peg me
>is into crossdressing

Asode from beong crazy feels breddy gud

>>36368472
I still dont get why some guys like this....and imma a straight guy.

>>36384106
you gunna get cucked soon

>>36368472
I've seen this guy's vids. He has multiple girls that do this of all shapes, colors, and sizes. He is quite literally the luckiest guy in the world

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I love when my gf sits on my face it's so satisfying

>>36368472
>love degrading women instead
Geez who would have thought some people want to abuse or be abused

>>36368472
God, that's so wonderful. Heaven.

>>36384775
> there's more of it

source?

>>36368472
>over 12 hours later
>no one has source
This isn't falling off the board yet.