what sex feels like?
is it as nice as they say?
It's pretty good, but not as good as you think
>>36400856
yeh it feels good on bepis
>>36400856
its pretty fucking great but it will NEVER be as good as you imagine it
don't be shy
there is real fembot tho
women cant be robots faggot
they aren't robots. and they are french. maybe it's time to try you're french skills that you have learned.
>>36400815
I am very depressed and suicidal. I wanted someone to talk to but your link has expired. do you guys talk about that kind of thing anyway?
>6'4
>129 lbs with clothes on
Can we have a skellybots thread?
>>36400811
>5'9 1/2"
>209lbs
>clothes barely fit and pants slide right off
the pain of the skellington life lads
>>36400811
6' 4 145 pounds. Mfw 2 spooky
6 feet 2 and 170 pounds. Am i a skelly?
How old are you /r9k/?
I'm 29. I'm sure everyone else is 19
>>36400812
I'm also 29. How's life going for you?
>>36400812
Damn anon got me, I still wanna die tho
Has this happened to you, r9k?
>>36400740
>Has this happened to you, r9k?
All of the time.
>>36400740
Have sex with siblings?
No.
>>36400740
Yeah, someone stole my underwear while I was sleeping last week, shit ducks
Since the last thread I made around a week ago did so well, I figured I might as well make another one. Just share events in your life that make you cringe severely.
>at job interview
> interviewer is middle aged white guy
>going well
>it wraps up
>he offers me his hand to shake
>take it, start going gangsta bullshit you do with your friends
>he is looking at me like what the fuck was that
>just walk out of the room waving
it is like my body just wanted to fuck me over
/r9k/ doesn't do anything embarrassing?
>>36400737
Nothing I want to think about enough to type out.
>Be awkward, kissless virgin
>Speaking to a cute girl in my class who actually seems to like talking to me
>She jokingly says that she's going to kill a mutual friend of ours
>I ask if she could ever actually kill someone
>She says probably not
>I say "I probably could. I'd just wrap my hands around their neck and just.... Squeeze. Just squeeze until there was no life left in their eyes."
>I'm totally nonviolent, but I thought she would find it funny for some reason
>She just politely laughs and looks a bit scared
God dammit.
What exactly is his problem?
>>36400614
What the fuck is yours, harassing people like this?
>>36400712
Hi Barneyfag
>>36400769
One doesn't necessarily need to be him to know that this is plain wrong
>be esteemed political science professor
>responsible for a large array of contributions to your field
>kill self
Suicide note for Will Moore:
https://willopines.wordpress.com/2017/04/19/punched-out/
This just happened.
Anons who go to Arizona State might hear about this.
Mainly posting this because the note itself is an extremely rational, coherent defense of why this dude decided to clock out when he did.
Suicidal anons may find interesting material for their own notes somewhere in here
>>36400612
>do you want fries with that roastbeef-sandwich?
This is really sad
I hope one day nobody has to suffer because of autism
>>36400655
McD's doesn't have a fucking roast beef sandwich on their menu you fucking fastfood pleb
>have been seeing this new form of pepe
>what is this breakthrough in pepes called?
>>36400608
im sworry but the only new form here is you
>>36400633
Newfag BTFO
>>36400608
Wow anon, your very first thread!
Get out, faggot.
why are you fat, robots?
just get up and go outside
burn more than you eat
here, use this friends http://www.nutristrategy.com/caloriesburned.htm
>>36400588
>eat 500 cal a day
>down 20lbs
>still obese
JUST
>>36400651
dont do that anon
500 is too few
you are not getting enough nutrition
eat more, go outside and do stuff
much healthier
>>36400588
Heil of truths.
>In reality healthy non processed food is like double the price of processed food
>You CAN work out a lot but, your diet will hold you back
Tell me about your most degenerate fap/fantasy
>>36400494
Rape, nothing special, rape gets me off.
First, I obliterate all life.
Then I become aroused at the memory of it.
Finally, my ejaculate repopulates the universe.
Kidnapping a 9-12 yo girl, rape her and behead her as she climaxes. Or maybe get some huge fuck machines, one for every hole, crank them to 11 and leave her there until she dies.
Women Severe Dislike Thread
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>>36400534
The "catcalling" meme is a convenient way for women to brag about their appearance without overtly looking like attention whores
"I get catcalled so much, it's such a struggle having a plump ass and giant tits :((( #oppression"
Comet Shoemaker-Levy 9 was a comet that broke apart in July 1992 and collided with Jupiter in July 1994, providing the first direct observation of an extraterrestrial collision of solar system objects.
Now I don't like black girls but indian girls are even less attractive. There are some black girls I can call attractive but I have never seen an attractive Indian girl in my life. They're all chubby, vegetarian, speak shitty Indian "English", and I just can't.
>>36400428
And exactly how many Indian girls have you seen?
>>36400428
Where are you meeting vegetarians?
All the ones I meet are fat omnivores
>>36400428
India is the shothole of the world anyway
>Have you seen any beautiful indians?
>Have you seen any handsome indian men?
>Have you seen any modern technology Invented by the indians?
The answer is no.
This incites the most heated arguments in all of 4chan. /o/ has almost burned to the ground because of this
neee san
obviouse superior of
che' ole'
there is no problems
I don't own a Miata so I don't care.
>>36400416
GM BTFO
How will they ever recover?
l'rn not gay.
>>36400403
I'm hetero flexible honestly.
>>36400403
me neither
wanna come over and watch some adam sandler movies?
Neither am I
Wanna come cuddle? :3 nohomo bro