Has this happened to you, r9k?

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>>36400740
>Has this happened to you, r9k?

All of the time.

>>36400740
Have sex with siblings?
No.

>>36400740
Yeah, someone stole my underwear while I was sleeping last week, shit ducks

>>36400740
Would we really be r9k if it had?

how do i get an eva green gf

nope but i've done it once to my bf and his lil penis.
it's cute to me because its short in length but fat in girth.
he's really clean and showers a lot so his dick never smells bad and tastes a little salty.
i go to bed imaging that i will give it a big kiss and suck it when i see him again.

i have to find a way to lick his balls without him getting weirded out because he's really vanilla.

>>36402861
Kill yourself, normalfag. Your kind ruins the board. tbo

>>36400740
Replace my dick? No it has never happened to me yet.