How old are you /r9k/?

I'm 29. I'm sure everyone else is 19

>>36400812
I'm also 29. How's life going for you?

>>36400812
Damn anon got me, I still wanna die tho

>>36400812
27 here.
How fare you wizardry studies senpai?

>>36400812
>tfw 19 in 2 months
been a NEET for over 3 yrs though.

26. Waiting to become a /wiz/ard.

Pretty sure I've been on 4chan for a decade now, I don't even like it.

>>36400776

35 linear time-shekels

20

Playing vidya and masturbating till the day I die.

34 y/o NEET, just chilling waiting for life to be over

I'm 28 years old fampai

>>36400776
Twenty
Who is the qt?

29, all of my friends moved. i have no way of getting out. i had sex with two girls, oral with two girls.

28 here how the fuck is that possible are you all lying? On all the discord servers posted here everyone is 14-20 years old.

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>>36400776
25, good uni with science degree, call center wagecuck

23 rolling on death

>>36400912
>tfw 18-1
Also been a neet for 3 years.

21 with an open relationship gf for the last 2 years I cant break up because i cant pay rent alone so im stuck with her shes nice but id like to be single

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Less than half of a wizard

>>36401157
Any luck getting NEETbux? Where do you live?

>>36400776
37

Mistinarperandicles

23. It's just getting worse wtf!

25, I've given up trying to connect to people on here because they're all so young, if if they're early 20s they're pretty underdeveloped. But that's to be expected I guess. It's a romantic thought that isolated people spend their time learning new things. Really they're just killing time.

>>36400812
Hah, jokes on you I'm 18!

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25

Former-normie that time has forgotten. Moved back in with my parents almost two years ago. Going to uni again but currently have no job. Haven't had sex since July 2015.

Who do I speak to about enrolling in these courses for wizardry and power-channeling?

>>36401132
I mean I'm 19 but everyone ages man, honestly everyone here wishes it would move faster

>>36401282
How fucking dumb do you have to be to think like that?

18 and slowly getting fucked by poor life choices

>>36400776
23 year old wagecuck. Someday I shall become an almighty wizard.

>>36401297
I dunno man, confused as fuck imo

>>36401178
then start fucking other people behind her back dude. Women aren't nearly as smart as perceive themselves to be. Plus, they like fucking-over other women, so just find another girl who has a shit conscience like the on you're with now.

>>36401297
Could use the excuse I'm 19 and don't know shit, but yeah I think I will

Turning 20 in three months and I want time to stop moving so fast.

Two annuals after wizardhood.

>>36400812

Also 29. And a virgin. Not even memeing.

>>36401836
Holy shit that's rough. How are you doing anon

19. 20 in five months.

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>tfw 32
>tfw fucked a 23 year old blond chick the other week

Its so nice how age doesn't actually matter for guys.

>>36400776
she looks like baby agatha. cute as fuck

that isn't agatha though is it?

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>>36401851

Okay I guess. I used to be depressed but now I dont give too much of a fuck about anything.. which is bad because I really need to think of my future or else I'm even more fucked.

But yeah, never had a gf or had sex. As long as I can fap I'm never desperate for sex.

>>36400912
You got out of Highschool at 15?

>>36401929
Good to know you're doing somewhat okay. I hope you find a girl to plow

>>36401937
Yep. I graduated at 15, went to college for 2 months and dropped out.

>>36401961

Thanks anon. Not gonna lie, part of the reason for why I dont have a gf is because 1. I never try to get one and 2. I'm somewhat mentally ill. No excuses here.

But yeah, hopefully it happens sometime. Thanks for the wishes anon.

>>36401964
Oh, you're a smart dude. Did you feel like you couldn't adapt to college level studies?

>>36402022
I'm not that smart. Thought I was but I wasn't ready and college killed me from the inside. I was constantly tired and I unironically came home crying. My mom is kinda getting sick of me being a NEET. I'd be fine with a government job or something but no one will hire me.

she'll be a qt when she gets older, I'm sure of it.

it's a shame, considering how rampant rapidly the population is exploding, that i can't organically grow a customized 1:1 person.

I know were all hopeless sexless fuckups but if we combine our brainpower, is there any reason why we can't make "people" with whom to simulate a stable and happy life?

I want a girl that fits my parameters and looks/acts in a way that disallows me from telling the difference.

also i'm 18

>>36402437
You're 18. You have your whole life ahead of you. Relax

>>36400776
http://www.strawpoll.me/12769695
http://www.strawpoll.me/12769695
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strawpoll

I just realized no one asked me how old I am for atleast two or three years so I wasn't instantly sure how old I am, took me a few seconds.

I'm 26

>>36402584
>42% of /r9k/ is literally underage

>>36402571

unfortunately you're right

guess i'm just upset/disappointed that women haven't been made obsolete by now

>>36402668
Why would you want women to be obsolete?

>>36402661
Makes a lot of sense now. It explains the obsession with a frog and with simplistic terms like "Chad" "normie" and "Stacey" which are used to label anything and anyone they don't like

>>36402722

The obsolescence of an entire gender allows me to circumvent what i'm sure for many of us is the most difficult aspect of our existence.

Sure a lot of the people on this board hate women for one reason or another, but the culmination of not only the issues we have but also the normies points to flaws brought out in a gender whose liberation causes a counterproductive mutation enabling them to behave the way they do. What i'm saying is the ideal position for the female gender is in the house.

What I'm starting to recognize is that there is no going back and a world wherein we're on equal footing honestly scares me, however I don't hate them in fact i'm happy for them.

It's my hope they we can coexist and the only way i see that happening is for their responsibility to be relieved of them completely (meaning I can create human life with a nonhuman)

this is my ideal future

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>>36401280
>Haven't had sex since July 2015

BOO FUCKING HOO

>>36402832
Personally I'd miss women if they went away. They feel good. And there would probably be a lot more fags I suspect

>>36402742
It also also explains why so many posters think that Japanese cartoon drawings of girls are actual girls.

24, can I still make it? Originelli

Twennehfive

>>36400776
Too oId, but i feel young

>Why would you want women to be obsolete?
Because that means both genders can actually become happy with their decisions.
Gib sexbots and I won't care much who they run after or breed with.

25, I sleep on the bed I got when I was 4.
I feel so fucking old.

I am thirty-one years old.

Where does the time go?

22
cyborg life best life

26 or 27 im not 100% sure

>>36400812
>>36400861
>>36401836
Good to know fellow robots share the same age as me. I'll turn 30 in June though.

>>36400776
I am sixty three and a bit.

>>36403068
Do you live in the States?

apparently that's not original

>>36403883

The age demographic for 4chan is definitely late teens/early 20s, but theres still some of us late 20s here left. I've been browsing this site for almost 10 years now.
Nowadays its just out of habit desu.. I can already feel a slight disconnect to the rest of anons.