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i'm not sure he is passing
but hair is kind of nice?

>>36402180
>please say something nice about my oneitis.
she won't date you sorry, couldn't resist

you look like that ugly ass monster from big bang theory lol

>>36402120
if you are still attractive and have a good personality then it doesnt matter

assuming you're taller than me which you are.

I am pretty short myself (5'2) so my only requirement is that he's taller than me (by how much doesn't matter). I just don't want someone shorter than myself...

Your height: 5'2
Partner's ideal height: 5'3 or above
Shortest height you're willing to date: 5'3
Tallest height you're willing to date: 6'2

>>36402179
>tallest height you're willing to date: 6'2
>tfw too tall for femanons
Fuck, the lanklet meme is real
im never gonna make it

>>36402097
>he doesn't remember the gentle femdom threads
femdom is big with robots

I ain't seen no femdom threads lately

>>36402097
>Aren't there any fembots who just want to be a good submissive little slut?
I do but this place is scary.

>>36402059
shouldve went for the pussy

what do you think is gonna happen retard?

>>36402059
obviously you should be an upstanding modern citizen who eats a nigger's herpes cum out of a fake-red-haired 30-year-old BBW's pussy instead of a filthy lowlife pervert

>>36402059

16 is the age of consent in most states. If you happen to be in one of the others though, you probably made the right choice.

You should probably delete any other stuff you have too, emails, texts, photos, whatever.

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Just MGTOW in a nutshell.

>as he cried inside
You're on the fourth of the five stages of grief. You'll make it soon.

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it's just a coping mechanism for crippling loneliness

fuck you op

yes hi can i be your bf

>>36401998
r u a grill?
jkjlhuig

I would say that there are no girls on the internet, but that would be unoriginal. Instead, I will say:
The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

>>36401991
no you freek

>>36401991
yes but you have to expect a lot less cuteness

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Why would you even ask something like this when you already know the answer?

No

only if you dont take things posted here as satire.

>>36402271
This. It's all bullshit.

If you're on R9K things are probably already pretty bad. It might not drag you down any further, but it certainly won't make things any better.

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What do you guys think of it? I've had it for several months now.

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many wallpapers but this one is good imo

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>>36401853
Jeb! 2020!

>>36401844
those stones were a feat of mankind and are a powerful statement that will last into eternity
>my fb friends will live this pic!

>>36401884

The essence of womanhood

>>36401884
That's all they care about. The likes, the attention to fulfill their satisfaction.

>>36401717
go visit /b/, it's even worse than it was 2 years ago
every community eventually goes downhill, it's time to move on
don't stick around here for too long or you'll get sucked back into it and never be able to leave

>>36401717
Build a time machine, for all of us, please

>>36401717
shut up, Vlad
nice scriptget, by the way

We uglies do admit this, as it is entirely true. The people who deny it are either good-looking or at the very least normal looking. Ask any ugly person if it's true and they will say yes. The "looks don't matter" faggots are all decent looking so they have never experienced the differential treatment that uglies face

>>36401733
But that bitch is ugly and she's with ASAP Rocky. Looks don't actually matter much dude

>>36402344
She's not ugly. You just don't like her style.
This is what the first two posts are talking about. You don't even know what ugly is.

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>check oneitis' twitter and Facebook on days you had "good" interactions with her
>no mention of you
>ever
>randos get mentioned all the time though

>>36401551
Muh "oneitis" who is an unremarkable female who probably doesn't even talk to me and isn't even my friend, we've never hung out alone before and never will.

Grow up son. You're the problem with women. It's weak ass beta males like you giving women undeserved attention that inflates their egos. If you have a "oneitis" just kill you'reself; you are no use to humanity.

>>36401551

>hot TA

The fuck is that?

>>36401501
They don't have 5 girlfriends they have 5 bitches.
A bitch is someone you just fuck but a girlfriend is someone that actually understands you and loves you (and wants to fuck you romantically)

If 5 anon above gets a gf.

if 2 we all die virgins

Please don't continue

i mean it sucks so far but you might as well finish it

I guess I should at least see it to the end