Do I have one hell of a greentext for you >be me >Wake

Please don't continue

i mean it sucks so far but you might as well finish it

I guess I should at least see it to the end

>>36401481
Stop, no more, learn to write, learn to greentext. Saved.

>>36401481
>Cont...?

No thanks

This is what it looks like when literal retards try to write well.

>>36401481
You type like those teen girls that think they're deep. You can't write for shit, anon.

>>36401481
Please god no
orihdaki

Continue, I wanted to go to sleep, but you piqued my interest.

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>>36401481
Ok I'll cont

>I will never forget the smells of her pheromones excretion that I smelt in my nose
Her nose was much nicer
>This only led to a saddening feeling that dampened my tin can soul.
>She was everything in this mortal plane I could've wanted.
>I imagined myself as a line hero riding a striped orange tiger into her abode of pain and rescuing her from her demise.
>But for alas this imaginary life was not for me to live.
>She made a break for the door when the bus stopped her backside swinging like playground swing with a warm summers breeze drafting in from a lemon Field pushing the swing.
>It was bliss
>The lecture itself was boring
Like tinkering with a wooden leg on a privateer ship in the oldest days of yester year.
>I saw her in the library after class. Bucked my self up and prepared to exchange words with her.

Cont...?

>>36401481
Get to the part where you see this trap's dick

>>36401746
you got my attention, op

>>36401746
>Cont...?

Fucking don't

>>36401746
It's as if a thesaurus got really drunk and puked all over the place.

>>36401746
I take that back >>36401698
You suck at writing greentexts.

>>36401585
<Be me

>A reetard

>In teachy house, playing with feet

>Teacher says something loudly

>It hurts my autism! Oh no

>Dig poopy from pocket

>Smear all over desk, before launching desk at her

"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

>Moar reetards join me for retard conquest

>We begin loading shit in bukkits

>Start smearing more poopy onto stuff and wheel it outside

>Mommies are there, telling us no!

>Mommy no tell me no! I am reetard empirer!

>I sound the retard call

"REEEEE GET MOMMY!!!!"

>A black shadoh fals upon us

>Lots of poopies are pelted at the mommies, with the power of over 10 retards

>Walk to scared mommy

>Mommy talks, "A-anon, please..."

>I talk back, "No mercy... mommy. Poopy power prevale!"

>I lean poopy blaster over mommy, before ending the tyranny

>>36401746
stop this is terrible

>>36401481
violets are blue
roses are red
the world would be better off if you were dead

for those who don't know yet, OP fell in love with a tranny

>>36401945
No i didn't fuck off i had to stop saying the rest of my tale because of mental proletarianists like that of yourself

>>36402103
have fun sucking tranny dick

>>36402103
go choke on tranny chode

>>36402103
>op in denial about sucking her dick
was it too salty anon?

CONGRATULATIONS EVERYONE I WILL NOW NO LONGER BE POSTING ANYMORE OF THIS GREENTEXT DUE TO TROLLS MAKING FALSE ACCUSATIONS OF ME AND AN *UGH* TRANSHOMO I BID YOU ALL A DEW

>>36402321
Ok Chris-chan. Go fuck off then of those pesky trolls are at it again

>>36401481
>>36401746
How about typing the whole fucking story instead of fishing for (You)s with a shitty, unengaging cliffhanger of a greentext.
(You)

>>36402345
*if


(Also original)

>>36402321
Shut the fuck up you disgrace

>>36401746
>but for alas
This is incorrect. Figure out why yourself.
>She made a break for the door when the bus stopped her backside swinging like playground swing with a warm summers breeze drafting in from a lemon Field pushing the swing.
Women's butt's don't move like that. This is a shitty metaphor. Anybody who has ever watched an ass wobble can realize this.

>>36402321
>I bid you all a dew
You act like you're such a fucking intellectual. You think you're the next fucking Pynchon in terms of prose. But you don't even know how to spell the word "adieu". Fucking hell.
>>36401631
This guy was 100% right about you.