I can't even get one girlfriend and people got, like 5

>>36401501
They don't have 5 girlfriends they have 5 bitches.
A bitch is someone you just fuck but a girlfriend is someone that actually understands you and loves you (and wants to fuck you romantically)

If 5 anon above gets a gf.

if 2 we all die virgins

>>36402534
>>36402551
If 3 then we'll all be happy in the end, believe in Jesus.

>>36401501
ask them if you can borrow one.

>>36402872
How does Jesus make you get over no gf? Does he make you gay or something?

>>36402929
He gets you a girlfriend, but its clear some of us are going to Hell, so there is no happiness in the end.

I mean, we'll obviously all be married at the end though and with nice little kids. I believe in all of us. The numbers prove it.

if dubs I'll never get gf

>>36401501
I've had over 5 girlfriends OP. Just find girls and talk to them. When was the last time you spoke to a girl?

What if 1 gf has 5 anons?

>>36403086
I would go with that.

If 7 we all get gfs and /r9k/ gets closed from lack of use

>>36403202
Some people come here despite having girlfriends and friends anon

>>36403308
those people are fucked up even by normie stantards

>>36403326
How am I fucked up then?

>>36403202
If 9 then at least half of us in the thread will get gfs/wives.

>>36403432
Just stop bro originally

If this post ends in 8 we give emails and all lose virginity at once

>>36401501
I can't even get 300 bux
And people got like millions
I just want 1k

>>36403501
At least a 1/4 of us will get at least 1 gf right?

If 2 we all get wives with huge tits and tight assholes

>>36403629
Maybe 1/5th. There are so many older virgins here.

You'll all get girlfriends regardless of your problems, no matter how extreme. Stop relying on random ass numbers, focus on the here and now, the present, yourself. I'll even offer you some advice on the sure fire way to get a girlfriend in just 5 easy steps.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Tdu4uKSZ3M

>Hey Autist could you stop being autistic!

>>36401501

want a girlfriend? have some faith in this particular internet stranger. you have nothing to lose (if you pirate them), and to gain, a healthy mindset that will develop you into an attractive man and eventually get a girlfriend.

read these three books:

no more mr nice guy (glover)

models: attract women through honesty (manson)

you're imagining things (ATL carver)

>>36404424
Should we also read "Think and Grow rich"?

regret is the only gf i'll ever have again

>>36404424
I started reading the ATL book. This is some The Secret tier bullshit. Why did you suggest this?

>>36402534
>>36402872
The forces of the universe laugh at robots.

>>36406908
ARE THEY?!

Watch this, as the King of Neptune I hereby beckon the glorious 8th Planet to give you all girlfriends!

>>36407171
See I knew it would work.

>36407171
>4x0=0
>3607171
>7+1=8
>36088
>3*6=18
>18088
>1*8=8
>8088
>8+0=8
>888

>>36407219
Holey shit dude why rofl