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>Hire cute 19 year old escort
>Having sex for the first time and get nervous
>Can't even get it up
>Sex sucks but she seems to like it a bit (maybe she was pretending?)
>Fall in Love with her
>Call her again today wanting to see her
>Doesn't pick phone up, doesn't reply to message.
Even a fucking hooker doesn't want me for a 100 bucks. Life isn't fucking fair, nothing will be okay, some of us are doomed to suffer until we die.
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>>39310723
are you a fat gross unemployed neckbeard? how would living with you be any better than living on your own terms aka prostitution
as if you wouldn't be doing it if you could crawl into her body like some hentai plot
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>>39310723
She was pretending, and never fall in love with a whore my man
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>>39310723
My friends bought me a GFE without telling me.
Unfortunately, at the conclusion of our transaction SHE did.
>tfw you hear Tyrion tell that story and it brings the horror back
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Quick question:
Have you taken the bogpill uet /r9k/?
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One sonic boom at a time
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>>39310703
Can someone give me the rubdown on these guys?
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>>39310703
I used to be indifferent to the Bogs until I decided to shitpost with stuff about the Bogpill and how they rule the world.
>There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
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Insert yourself into a fallout game.
You can make your own perks/traits/skills/etc so if you're a complete shitlord, you don't need to choose anything useful
Template coming in a sec
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>>39310683
templatino orrigino
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4, some of the blonde women in the commonwealth were kind of fuck'able.
all perks, i forget my special, but i usually max charisma to pass all speech checks , and min to do hacking and lockpicking
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>>39310683
Legion is the shit lads
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>Talking to a girl
>Apparently has a really talkative personality and good confidence
>but is acually a NEET who plays videogames all day
>and somehow still manages to take care of herself and not look like Tomoko
Am I falling for a trap? I somehow cant tell. What are the definitive signs?
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>>39310675
it's a trap
oregano comment oregano
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>>39310696
Is there any way to tell by looking at the person?
I cant tell if theyre just a really flat and skinny girl or a hormone'd up dude
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>>39310831
post a picture here, 80% of this board are traps, they will be able to ID the gender for you
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that feel when incredibly lucky and got a hucow gf and she still makes me diamonds after all these years
>be chilling earlier
>snuggling on a blow up bed in the garden
>she's wearing an old-timey low cut top
>her cleavage is so big my whole head can rest there
>feels like heaven
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Nice, anon, very nice indeed.
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>>39311401
she was wearing some top that looked like it was from a renaissance fair or something. The cleavage was out of this world, even after 5 years of having those massive tits they still blew me away
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>tfw gloating on /r9k/
it's actually more pathetic than being a real bot
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>separating paragraphs longer than 5 sentences long
>gets called reddit spacing
I am NOT ok with this.
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double spacing is a normal and acceptable practice
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>>39310634
W-what are you doing? Please go away.
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>>39310611
I like spacing my sentences out
I feel like it makes things easier to read
sometimes I do one space, but other times two
just depends on how I feel
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>be me 12 yo
>while i was eating lunch my mom said that a daughter of her friend is coming over
>was pissed cause i had other plans staying at home and trying to play games on my shitty laptop
>its afternoon
>parents aren't at home my little brother was upstairs with my older sister
>suddenly i hear loud step boises coming from outside
>fuck_off.jpg
>see a year younger 9/10 qt stepping into our house
>start freaking out
>invite her in
>she starts asking questions about my skateboard
>she asks if she could try it out
>so she tried it out and i held her for 15 min from falling to the ground
>after hanging out for a next hour she went home happy
>weeks later
>its late at night and my parents and my sister are off to a party to some people out of our neighbourhood
>my brother fell asleep so i thought i could try to play some garrys mod on my laptop
>hear those loud steps again
>the girl was here again because her parents were at the party and she was lonely at home herself
>i showed her my laptop and we started playing games
>science then we were shareing the same hobbys and intrests like art games music and even 4chan
>2017
>i am 16 now and still a virgin and am still meeting up with her almost every day
>want to have a solid first relationship
>go for being a friend for now cause i am too much of a pussy of fucking it up
wish me luck
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>>39310595
Yeah you're pretty much guaranteed to fail, man.
Sorry. I hope something other than the ground breaks your fall.
If you were going to hook up, you would have done so by now.
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>>39310595
NO FUCC YOU I PRAY TO EVERY DEMON THAT SHE WILL DIE
MARK MY WORDS
FOR SHE WILL DIE
DON'T EVEN TRY
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>>39310668
Tfw aImost Satan trips
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Hey guys am i a gay for staring at this image for longer than 2 min
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Why IS Link the best boyslut?
Is it his eyes? How one can get lost in the perfect blue pools of his soul
Is it his hair? Soft wheat fields that one can grip and hold firm?
Is it his mouth? Pillowy kissable lips that constantly thirst for cock?
Is it his cock? Big for a bottom but only exists to spurt when he gets joyusly fucked like a whore?
Is it his ass? Bubble butt begging for man's seed that can take a satanically strong pounding?
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yes you idiot boy
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>>39310632
well i got my answer finally thx
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>tfw should quit weed again
>buy "last" 50 bag for the 50th time
>get high
>say i'll sober up after this bag
>don't
>replaced cheap box wine with weed so objectively healthier
substance dependent people only in this thread
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I'm high right now. Feels good desu
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>>39310584
>substance dependent
>weed
end yourself
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>>39310584
I havent smoked in 3 years
i live in a city and i always got paranoid
now all my stoner friends look like crackheads or are in jail
last time i puffed i had a panic attack and that was it for me
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>mfw I have to drive from San Antonio to Austin, Texas tomorrow for uni
>mfw my car gets stuck in water in the middle of the highway
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>>39310522
I know that feeling
I am fine driving my car to places I know.
But get really anxious on roads I have never driven on in case something bad happens
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>>39310522
which University do you go to in austin?
>tfw starting at a uni in austin this monday
fucking end me
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>>39310522
>too autistic to stay in an apartment with other people
>too poor to get a apartment by myself
>too old to stay in the dorms
1 hour commute to college each way twice a day ;_;
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I just moved into college, and i was wondering. When does the loneliness and regret of moving away from everything you loved go away
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>>39310426
Never.
Fuck you robot for muting me, this nigga needs to know the truth.
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it will make or break you
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>>39310426
Never.
It's like being an amputee, it never goes away or stops being a constant thing in your life you just learn to adapt around and accept it.
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>tfw everyone makes fun of you at work because you don't shower or brush your teeth
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>>39310383
Just do the aforementioned things then, fucking slob.
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Quick question do you work at Red Lobster?
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>>39310406
I can't. I have autism.
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>You can be a permanent fixture
>In my lyrical mixture
>I'm the miracle whip trickster
>My signature sound, when the tube of lipstick's around
>I'm bound to put it on in an instant, wow
>Man what an ensemble, what an assortment of pharma
>Ceuticals, it's beautiful, pill dust in my palm, my
>Cuticles get residue just from touching the bottle
>Never knew I could remind me so much of my mama
Are all emasculated white boiiiiis this gay?
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>>39310381
He was also brain blasted to Jupiter when he made the first half of the album
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>>39310538
no he was sober for this album ass clown
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>>39310381
>>39310695
u envious of him or what
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I wanna eat 2D pussy
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>>39310294
I like cats...but not like that!
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>>39310294
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqLLjYdxr1I
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2d pussy looks delicious
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>this is my postcode and the second part of my address
what the fuck
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>>39310258
I liked the old captchas better but I guess google wanted to eliminate the chances for unintentionally offensive phrases.
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>>39310312
I remember operation RE:nigger lol
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>>39310258
AlsoI'm going to come find you >;3