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>>36654074
b-but I live in Europe and we don't speak engllish and our alphabet has 31 letters and no q's

wat do?

>>36654074
But all the girls on my friends list live five hours away.

>>36654424
>wat do?
get a better alphabet

Only to make myself feel better senpai

>>36654020
I do anon, tell me about it

This girl I'm crushing on hard right now was quiet today when we were playing games.

We played for like 8 hours today and she only plays with me and she was quiet. She said it was because of work and admittedly she went to sleep 2 am last night playing games with me.

im just upset and scared something might be wrong and im trying to stay calm

>>36653988
Obligatory you can start with yourself

>>36654007
People who want to "cleanse the world of degenerates" are the real degenerates. Prove me wrong.

>>36654029
I think they both are

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>>36653977
>have smell fetish
>love feet
>enjoy obeying instructions
would I make a good discord friend?

>>36653977
>>36654439
Both of you should be my friends RIGHT NOW.

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>>36654513
I'm only interested in other anime posters like op

>>36653931
The only certain thing in life is death

Well I've been isolated and alone for years.

>>36653931
And death. You can be certain of death

>>36653867
That sucks dude. What have you done so far to try to get a gf?

>>36653867
>tfw only 20 and never had a gf and been friendless since middle school
>tfw I'll likely be the same my entire life

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>>36653867
I'm sorry, anon -- I'll be there in 3 years.
Do you at least have some hobbies that you enjoy?

>>36653824
Shark Tale

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>>36653824
You see this fish? Good, now make it fucking happen.

>>36653824
Bionicle Mask of Light

The toys & written story were really good but those straight to DVD animated movies were just giant cringeworthy memes

>>36653809
I'd rather cum in her mouth or pussy

>>36653809
It is, I want to be cummed all over my face too. And I'm sure every man dreams of this as well.

No, cumming inside is way better.

>>36653781
They're all ugly on the inside anon.

t.baiter (You)

Chaddest, Exhibit A: https://www.okcupid.com/profile/dadpunchernanana

>>36653769
>is this rock bottom?
Are you shitting in jugs yet?

i have a piss bottle for when im fapping. sometimes have to pee during it, and i dont want to get dressed to walk to the bathroom

>>36653797
>Are you shitting in jugs yet?
do trash bags count :(

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>>36653735
Shameless self bump
Originaldo

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Live in Chicago Suburbs
>Today it's raining and foggy af
>First day in weeks that doesn't feel like living inna oven
>Watching the howling wind rustle all the trees from my window

>>36654197
Can I ask about your trip here last year

>get out of work on friday
>pour five shots vodka five shots seltzer, chug
>feel it hit your bloodstream a few minutes later
easily the best part of my week

>>36653714
It's okay, Anon. Feeling emotions is normal and also shows that you're capable of empathy.

I hope you'll be cheered back up soon. : )

>>36653714
I like that movie

>>36653714
No, that's normal. Do you feel like you can relate to the movie in a certain way?

because of him lefties have no sympathy for right wing fags anymore
so i lowkey hate him now even though he was one of my role models about a year ago

>>36653763
Lefties never had sympathy for right-wing fags, though.

If you're a member of one of their pet groups (LGBT, blacks, Muslims, etc.) and have conservative beliefs, they hate you just as much as white males.

>>36653837
you used to be able to just leave them speechless for shattering their entire worldview but now they pull out more buzzwords ("self-hating" is the main one) and get ultra triggered by your existence

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i dont know why people online stutter in their typing to try and act cute
i have a small stutter irl and even when people say i have a cute/soft voice shit doesnt sound cute at all, in fact its actually really embarrassing and the most uncute thing ever

>>36653756
They're just saying that to not hurt your feelings, or to feel good about themselves.

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>voice sounds fine to me when I talk but people hardly understand me
>hear it in a recording
>sound like a slurring drunk
>either ridiculously loud or ridiculously quiet

>>36653597
The fact that you dont want to like popular music just because its popular is pretty sad

>>36653597
What song? Happens to me but I realize these songs are composed to be catchy

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>>36653597
>NOOOO IM ENJOYING THINGS AGAIN