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>>36709058
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0o7zRosoLbN

http://vocaroo.com/i/s154uSh9MLPH

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>walking around my small town with black friend
>we are both 6 feet tall
>see manlet with cuckold glasses ahead
>he spots us
>he crosses the street

it was a mixed feel. he was wise tho because my black friend was a sketchy scumbag

I live in a big city, enjoy night walks, and have never once been accosted.

>>36708965
carry a knife with you. i would be damned to let a nigger rob me with out getting his face carved up.

>>36708919
I'm glad my mother's that oblivious.

Shame, because I'll never be able to fuck a girl to test that.

>>36708982
no, he knew what i was doing up there...

When a man knows his son is getting some, why the fuck would he be ashamed? He probably mentioned it as a subtle congratulation.

>>36708911
>Tfw you'll never have friends like these
>Tfw you'll never have friends

>>36708911
That looks like Mac from Always Sunny judging from the thumbnail

>>36708994
>tfw you have friend but you cannot be friend

>>36708848
Have you ascended? I mean that's me 24/7 but that's because I'm literally autistic and couldn't care less about snything

that's the reason I only lasted a semester. i couldn't even pretend to care by the end of it

>>36708908
This is my last semester of college though, I graduate this month.
Maybe it's because the class that the paper is for doesn't matter at all, except a small effect on my GPA. I could fail it and still graduate.

Cheese crust

those pickled small green peppers i forgot the name, white garlic sauce, chicken, sausage, onion, thanks!!

the box has to say
>"Anonymous No.(my post number) has an enormous penis."

>>36708722
>such raw levels of pure sex-appeal
How can noon-grumps even compete?

>>36708722
yes but Arin is married, therefore normie

>>36708722
I used to like Arin but now I only like Danny but only because he seems like such a nice guy.

>>36708664
>Dear robots,
>DRESS LIKE THIS.
Ok

>>36708664
>>sacrificing my individuality
No thanks chadbro

>>36708664
Dress like a upper middle class 8th grader. Lmao, roasty trolling betas.

>uncle tells me i "need to get my ass to flordia" because my mom likes to go to disney world every year and im not too big on it
>he leaves and i tell ny dad it nakes me madnto hear stuff like that
>i think about it some more and just start cussing and punching my hands together and my dad stops me and i start uncontrollably crying
>this has happened in front of ny mom before and i tried telling herni think i may have sone problems
>she tells me her "nature doctor" treats autism even though nothibg has to be prescribed it all extracts and vitamins
>tells me to eat better and im just shy
>anytime she says im autistic i ask if i need a diagnosis she tells me there is no point

some days i feel crazy and i feel so many moods through the day but i always act the same around eveyone and never talk about it. maybe im just a pussy fag. i wish i could just fall over dead but at the same tine im too pussy to shotgun myself because id probably live

my mom told me after i sperged out "if you ever kill yourself ill be so damned mad ill find you in heaven and beat you" and even though idont believe in heaven i just know if inlived through kms id be treated like shit so i just smoke a lot of cigs and hope for the best

>>36708830
Kel dude

youre actually a tard

>>36708830
Wown that sucks.

Jeeper

>>36708567
No. The real question is if she works in a physics/science related field. Imagine if she was a cashier...kek.

>>36708611
lol i wonder too

i hope shes okay

>>36708611
>. Imagine if she was a cashier.
let me google that futurama meme about taking my money real quick to repost here

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>>36708522
>parents leeching off their children as soon as they turn 18 without having raised them with the necessary survival skills before kicking them out

Murrican parenting sure is great.

>>36708522
If you can barely afford to pay him rent then you definitely can't afford to move out, so I don't see how he's crippling your ability to do so. If you actually made enough to move out, then you might reasonably ask him to let you save up for a few months.

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>Anon I'm charging you and your brothers $150 in rent a week
>$200 if your rooms aren't clean
>if I'm happy with your behaviour you might get $50 back :^)
>Be thankful that I'm not asking for $300 because thats the average rent around here
>he has 3 sons
>$150 x 3 is $450 a week
>$200 x 3 is $600 a week

Its not that hes being a Jew. He is just that stupid.

>>36708514
That is an extraordinarily attractive husky 2b fair though.
no homo

>>36708514
that dog is more attractive than almost everyone i know irl

most dogs are objectively more aesthetically appealing than people
skin is a big problem - almost always ugly and filled with boils and zits and rashes and so on
fur? can't beat it. these dogs are like four legged representations of comfy

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>>36708406
Ever hear the saying, "if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all"?

What do you think it means when they don't have anything to say to you?

They can't tell you to kill yourself because of http://kxan.com/2015/03/02/teen-girl-charged-with-manslaughter-for-encouraging-friend-to-commit-suicide/

What they CAN do is just ghost you and hope you take the hint and get a clue and just go ahead and kill yourself. Kill yourself, you fucking retard. Just fucking do it. End it right now. It'll never get better. It'll always get worse. Only the neverending void and blackness of death will be your sweet release. No one will love you. No one wants anything to do with you. Kill yourself.

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I had a friend who left me after finding other people to do stuff with. It's shitty but it happens.

>>36708406
yea you didn't improve in terms of social utility so they left you behind. they won't tell you they did that either because they're probably faggots and don't want to stir the pot.

>dumped/cucked ex gf
>she created a whirlwind of pity and whiteknighting
>moved in with, and started fucking, rival chad in previous social network
>everyone boxed me out and rallied around them
>stopped going out
>no place in the social circle
>no social life anymore

I could've won the day if i was more socially viable, but rival chad is outgoing, a coke dealer, and has better social skills. i knew i was fucked.

>>36708391
It's like he can't stand me being superior to him idk

>>36708391
I used to. I dont know if i can say that i forgive him, but i stoped to hate him.

Alcoholic, wasn't around until I was 9 years old, emotionally and mentally abusive, constant verbal and physical fights with my mom, put me down a lot of times, and treated me more like competition than an actual son.

>>36708357
In the end you have your hand which would've been what you'd be using your whole life anyway, you'll be fine.

Maybe you're asexual. I am asexual. There's an /ace/ general on /lgbt/.

>>36708357
>pretty much all women I meet are roasties
>I'm not gay
I guess I'll just be okay by myself