>dad was in the kitchen while i was having sex in my bedroom
>he saw the lamp in the kitchen rattling, and swinging back and forth
he mentioned it because he was concerned about the lamp.
>this feeling kills the man
>>36708919
I'm glad my mother's that oblivious.
Shame, because I'll never be able to fuck a girl to test that.
>>36708982
no, he knew what i was doing up there...
When a man knows his son is getting some, why the fuck would he be ashamed? He probably mentioned it as a subtle congratulation.
>>36708919
>never bring up porn
>masturbation
>sex
>be casual
>unwitting
>delete history
And don't think about it ever!
>>36709510
im hoping so. it was a fun little dad moment, but i have serious consciousness issues when people know im doing anything sexual. Probably caused by being raised very conservatively.