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Who else here /unnervingnormies/?
It's fun preparing them for the inevitable future of civil war and/or ww3.
Just walked around like this for 50 minutes and 5 "high security" cars were following me. It's hilarious that those rent a cops can't say shit.
Normies looked very unnerved indeed. Crossing the street. Walking through mud instead of walking past me on the pavement and more.
You should prepare the public consciousness for the inevitable beta uprising too anon.
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>>36770817
Here's what they saw. I wonder what exactly was going through their little blissful minds when they saw me.
Needless to say they all looked confused. With hint of fear. Some more so than others but it was there in all their normalfaggot faces.
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ok thats actually a pretty weird thing, i would if i was not skinny and where is hot af also
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>>36770817
Good job anon,fuck those normies
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How do I not get beat up tomorrow?
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>>36770783
elaborate , what happened snek anon?
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Don't pick a fight?
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Stay in your house all day with the doors locked and the blinds drawn
Just like any other day
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>be 18
>work at this restaurant in northern Croatia
>chef is massive arrogant faggot just like his sons because its family business
>work 12+ hours all days in a week
>chef and his wife are always making fun of me because im younger unexperienced cook
>one day chef says "Anon we need more fish soup, prepare fish for tomorow we gonna cook it!"
>i say okay and i get that fish out of deep freeze
>next day everything goes fine untill he starts making fun of me and says he is hungry
>"Anon im hungry, meh i will have some of this fish soup and few shrimps afterwards"
>he puts fish into the water, starts making soup and as my rage grows stronger i open freezer, take out some rotten fish and drop it his soup
>faggot chef and his sons get sick but cant blame me because they picked that fish (didnt know i added rotten one)
>being arrogant faggot chef he says its because of some virus and not cause of fish
>few days after he makes fun of me again
>says he is hungry and he wants to eat bolognese but recently cooked one as old one is old and will make you sick
>he takes his food, puts it on my table and says "Heat it up on pan anon"
>i take that bolognese and switch it with bad one and dich good one in bin as he said to do with old one
>mfw faggot chef had food poisoning
>mfw he still thinks its a virus
>mfw i realized im hard motherfucker to mess with
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>>36770770
doing good work anon. keep it up
this is originalrobloxxxxx100.
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R/4chan even putting on their title to the threads now
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>>36770770
Vengeance is a plate better served hot.
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I'm going to be deceased and am wondering if I had forgotten to do anything crucial before I leave. I've deleted all my files, internet history, flash drives and gotten rid of all physical documents. I have a guaranteed method of going and have printed and stapled my final note. Am I forgetting anything?
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Your will, dumbass.
That includes you parents will. You are entitled to some of their wealth and you can give it to whomever you want.
You need to notarize it otherwise it's not valid. But it's not a long process. You could do it in a couple of hours. The will is secret up until you die.
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>>36770764
I'm don't have any assets, the only money I have is in a bank account that my parents have access to. Should I specify that they can have it anyway?
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>>36770793
Are you American? Is there inheritance tax in you country?
You could just draw the full amount before you an hero and leave it in cash so that they don't have to pay inheritance tax on their own fucking money.
If you are American this doesn't apply.
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May the Fourth be with you, fellow nerds and geeks ;^)
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>>36770634
star wars culture is fucking cancer, especially post-disney sw
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>>36770803
Harry Potter is the worst fan base though. One dimensional drivelade for children written by a literal hack who has been retconning her own work to stay relevant since the books ended A DECADE AGO
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>>36770848
Daily reminder pic related isn't fake.
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If you are a girl (female) you MUST be my gf, NO exceptions.
I'm now your god-emperor and I'll have as many gfs as possible
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>>36770608
I AM THE LAW
All gf belong to me
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>>36770608
kys retarded virgin trump supporter
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>>36770618
Damn that's a lot of gf
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>yfw no qt3.14 weeb gf
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Weeb girls smell really bad
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>>36770508
Based on her twitter, Lana doesn't watch much anime.
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I'm starting to think it won't happen again.
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>"Look at me! I'm more attractive and have a better life than you!"
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Well that's being awfully direct about it Chad.
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>>36770501
Cool. Can you at least get me a job, William? I'm sure your dad's dentist firm has an opening for am office lackey.
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>>36770501
You'll never uncover the fundamental realities of my reality though. So you're useless lmao.
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You ain't a real robot unless you tried stickin ya dick in this thing as a kid
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I haven't had the luxury to swim in a pool
we have ponds here
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who /alwayspissesinthepool/ here?
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>>36770449
What about sticking your butt over it?
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/Cuddle/ Thread
Discuss cuddling etc
>tfw cuddle virgin
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>>36770396
>tfw no qt clutching my back
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>>36770440
>tfw no gf to warm up against when its cold
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>>36770535
>tfw dont wake up to a qt with a smile on her face gently breathing
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At what age did you discover that you needed to clean under your foreskin?
https://youtu.be/IkSFuIBkpzI
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>>36770386
Long as i can remember. Pretty sure dad told me about it once and i just made it a daily routine.
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What the hell you nasty fuckers
I always knew to clean there, no one had to tell me
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>>36770500
When I was little I got a UTI because urine getting in my underwear, my dad had to tell me to wipe the residual pee off of the tip.
Now I do it every time, or I shake it at the urinal.
Robots, I have a problem.
>me in highschool
>boring, uninteresting, socialize only when i have to, always reading some book
>Chad approach with his typical group
>,,Hey there Anon! You look great! Listen man, i realize we live close to each other! Thats great, you don't have to wait to bus in morning anymore, I'll take you by car!
>HOLYWOT.wat
>,,Yea sure Chad, thanks, I'll be by your place in morning.''
>I thought this was obvious trap and lame joke
>but it wasn't
>he took me to school and by that time he's talking to me everyday
>not just him but his all Chad-group stopped seeing me as creep
>he doesn't want anything in favor back, nothing what so ever
>this has been happening for month atleast
I'm confused robots. He is planning something. It is just not natural for guy like Chad to be kind and enjoy company of someone like me. What should I do?
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>>36770371
>He is planning something.
That depends. Is he an actual Chad or just a pseudo-chad? Actual chads are usually genuinely nice and want to help. It's his normie followers that desperately need his approval that you should look out for
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>>36770371
Think about a revenge plan.
If they are actually doing this to make fun of you, you should take revenge.
If they aren't, well, just enjoy your new friends I guess.
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>>36770429
>That depends. Is he an actual Chad or just a pseudo-chad? Actual chads are usually genuinely nice and want to help. It's his normie followers that desperately need his approval that you should look out for
This
Some guys are just genuinely good dudes, who happen to be attractive/popular/confident/whatever we're saying Chad is today.
There are of course people who are just dicks, but really it sounds like they're going to a lot of effort if its just to mess with you. You're not Carrie and this isn't the prom. Just enjoy having some new friends, a good Chadbro can be a wonderful thing.
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I just told a fembot that I loved her and she replied me with this:
The truth is, Black Men are ripped, muscular SEX GODS who sweat pheromones like waterfalls and make white women ovulate within a 1000 miles radius of them. They possess the ultimate weapon of conquest, which can claim even entire races without a single bullet having to be fired - the BBC!
When white bois see a Black Man coming, they naturaly lower their gaze to the ground in submission, knowing full-well how completely and utterly powerless, pathetic, meek, mentaly ill wrecks they are in comparison to a Black GOD.
No matter how much you autistic cuckolds here on 4chan bitch and moan, natural selection already dictates that whites get weeded out of existence by more evolutionary fit Africans!
What is this?
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>>36770358
it's a bait pasta from /pol/ and /gif/
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>>36770358
>what is this
now a rare frog thread
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I like this one, it means "this is not a pepe" which i think is funny because its a pipe :)
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I like submissive women.
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Happily most women fit that description in some capacity.
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you and I are the same, normal and healthy view on male-female relationship
so, why did you end up here? I'm here because I have difficulties understanding, expressing and acting upon feelings higher than joy, sadness or anger
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That's women in general, but I guess there is a difference between a woman who is self-aware and accepts it or one who is not. The latter is annoying, because they pretend to be boss while leaving everything to the man.
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Do you think you'd be happier if you were a girl?
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different set of problems, but one of those problems wouldn't be a personality/expected gender role mismatch
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>>36770083
Yes I do and I do have dysphoria and am considering transitioning. Life sucks.
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>>36770083
yes, dysphoria sucks a lot and even seeing my penis bothers me some days.