Handing this on Wednesday.
:0
Good luck, welcome to permanent NEEThood my bro.
>>39360536
What's your condition that lets you get your neetbux?
If you succeed, you'll be shown the way to the secret NEET board.
give me some videos that make you feel somewhat sad/lonely when you watch them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mngtcfcaVrI
Any video that includes a member of the opposite sex makes me feel shame and regret, not to mention very lonely.
She's a tranny you fag
>>39360569
>implying you can claim that without a source
come on dude
think how beautiful it was sex and love before television, internet, Facebook and porn
You'll never experience it, even if you get a gf, you'll never experience it
There are tons of people who don't use social media. You are more influenced by those things due to living in a bubble that only sees the worst stereotypes of people
Get off r9k and do something with your live instead of shallowly hating those you actually want to be.
>>39360554
There weren't enough words to justify you not reading them all.
They mangled that guy's dick so bad when they """"circumcised"""" him as a baby that he can't even feel anything during sex and can't even fap properly.
>be me
>have sex finally
>she bursts into laughter as you cum inside
>>39360450
That isn't that strange sex has lots of laughter and giggles m8.
It's called having a good time
shouldn't you be on some kinda normie website if you wish to humble brag
>>39360450
Well I'm happy for you. Now get the fuck out of this board
>tfw 6'2 and skinny
>Can he literally any bitch I want but I don't because none are good enough for me.
I hate you fucking manlets who think you have gfs. Lol they would just heat on you with someone like me if I wanted them too. Comparable to mine your lives are all shit.
Tl:Dr I am better than all you disgusting manlets and I hope you all fucking die lol.
Manly h8 thread.
>>39360391
Manlet hate thread rather and get not he or be or whatever this mobile device decided I typed.
>>39360391
Haha this board has been so cucked by manlets that are too scared to reply
>>39360391
A god tier thread fellow anon. A god tier thread.
>could have had another Clinton in office
>could have had 4-8 more years of Bill
>>39360266
>We could have had an ultra- corrupt, neo-liberal centrist, with an ego the size of texas
Boy, did we miss out.
>>39360330
Yes, compared to an ultra corrupt dumbass with an ego the size of the planet
>>39360266
This timeline is more dank. Not a fan of it so far though, too dank for my liking. I prefer the one where we die during the cold war, atleast those bunker came in useful.
>tfw my makeup tutorial got 400k views on youtube
am I super stacy?
t.fembot
why do you come here? what's the purpose? we're miserable virgins and your roastie ass comes here to humiliate us?
>>39360253
Yes.
At the very least you're not a fembot, because those don't exist.
This concludes the thread.
Do not post again.
>>39360253
>400K
You are like baby sweety
>you will never have a perverted gf who wants to feed you her hot shit
life is pain
>tfw no perverted gf to let me eat her vomit and shit and piss
>>39360218
>tfw no perverted gf to clean her asshole after every shit she takes
>tfw no perverted gf to spoon feed me her shit while sweet talking to me
>>39360244
>tfw no fat pig straight rank gf to have diahreah in my mouth when she is sick and let me lick the dead flesh from under her fat rolls
Let's say you're out walking in the woods and then suddenly you come across a dead girl on the path. If instead of calling the police you took the body home with you, how long would it stay fresh so you could have sex with it?
ohai officer
>>39360087
????
If people buy vegetables they can ask how long they would stay fresh so why can't I do the same about humans?
>>39360076
Probably wouldn't want to keep it for more than a couple of days. Might want to disinfect the vagina if you're going to to stick your dick in it, it's going to be a cesspool of bacteria after not too long.
got drunk for the first time last night at 23 and I feel awful lads
>bought a pack of 8 beers
>drunk 2 and felt pretty drunk and ended up napping for 2 hours
>woke up and drunk 3 more and felt drunk and then chugged the other 3 throughout the night and ended up puking just before I went to bed again
beer is such a meme
Don't worry. You're brain needs training. After a while, you'll need the beer to normalize, and that first sip will taste so sweet.
Yeh, the moment you get tipsy/drunj that's when you stop and enjoy the ride.
You were doomed to fail from the start because you broke the cardinal rule. Never get drunk alone.
>>39360003
Yep, beer is and always has been shit. Same as cigarettes. People only go along with it because it's what's legal.
Weed goes fully legal in cali in january and that shit's gonna spread like wildfire. Hell, there are probably at least a few hundred if not more people moving to cali for that specific reason as we speak.
Who here excited for fall?
>comfy weather
>comfy food
>comfy tv/movies
>comfy gaming
>>39359985
Not where I live OP, never where I live
>>39359985
I am!!
I can't wait for the weather to get cooler
My girlfriend and I are going somewhere far into the Japanese countryside away from Tokyo.
Just us, nature and pure comfiness.
>>39359985
NO. YOUR FALL THREAD THE OTHER DAY DIDN'T CONVINCE ME AND THIS WON'T EITHER. FALL IS THE BEGINNING OF THE END BECAUSE FUCK COLD
>people that are super enthusiastic about life
what the FUCK is with these people?
>>39359974
They're even more miserable than robots and cope with it by being cheerful.
>>39359974
Life is great for some of us anon
I'm quite happy with my life right now
>>39359987
I would have said the same thing a few months ago. Look out.
a girl (female) has agreed to come over to my place this weekend for netflix and chill but i don't have netflix so would it be acceptable to use some streaming website instead
Fork out for a month at least.
>>39359900
isn't there a free trial
>>39359900
use putlocker but your computer might get hacked
I'm an 18-year-old schoolboy. I live in Brighton, UK. The reason I'm posting this is because I want some advice and help.
I'm 5"8. Slim. My waist is 28 inches. When I hit puberty my butt started growing. At a rate I thought was abnormal. The other parts of my body didn't seem to be growing that much. But it was as if everything I ate was going into my ass. I stayed slim while my butt grew and grew and grew. This carried on for a few years. Now my butt cheeks are like basketballs. Except they're juicy, jiggly, bouncy, and squidgy as well as firm. My waist is still the same size. I have to have my trousers specially made otherwise they won't fit. My butt regularly rips holes in my underwear.
I think my ass is having another growth spurt. Again, the other parts of my body don't seem to be growing. Just my ass.
I'm trying to come to terms with my butt. But it's hard. People stare at me in the street. I've been groped several times on public transport. My friends make excuses to spank or grope my ass. Even my dad has started offering to help me get dressed. The other day he asked me if I needed help washing my ass in the bath. I think he meant it. I'm not sure that his interest is sexual. But he does seem to watch my ass all the time. But so does everyone else now.
What should I do?
You should become a lady
Don't be such a slut and flaunt it around
That or just be my boyfriend
Your choice. But you have to make a choice
post pics please playa
>no pseudoscience thread
SJ celebration edition
good tests:
>http://similarminds.com/jung.html
>http://keys2cognition.com/
>http://keirsey.jung.test.typologycentral.com/
shiggy diggi
>>39359871
Bump
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>>39359871
Kill yourself S fags
Hail N