Let's say you're out walking in the woods and then

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ohai officer

>>39360087
????

If people buy vegetables they can ask how long they would stay fresh so why can't I do the same about humans?

>>39360076
Probably wouldn't want to keep it for more than a couple of days. Might want to disinfect the vagina if you're going to to stick your dick in it, it's going to be a cesspool of bacteria after not too long.

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Have fun, Anon. Don't worry about it.

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>>39360196
whay did you do that

>>39360257
fucking newfags
the end is near you guys are all over this board and the rest of 4ch like a tumor

>>39360148
>more than a couple of days
more like for more than a few hours

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>>39360282
no bully i been here one year soon

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>>39360076
No more than a day.
The vagina is a cesspool of bacteria even while roasties are alive.
Might help if you read up on embalming techniques though. Or just hope you'll come across an unconscious roastie next time instead, they can keep for a few decades if you store them in the cellar.

>>39360076
why the fuck would someone even make this thread as a joke

just buy a fucking sex doll jesus christ dude