Real men eat ASS not pussy
I just wanna lick a nice, sexy butthole.
>>36818901
Only eat the boipussy ya fuckin faggos
>>36818901
why not eat both you dumb faggot
how do I become manipulative r9k?
im done being the beta that waits till things get better.
how do I get people to do anything for me?
>>36818897
don't do that you autistic fuck
you're either born with it or you learn from a pro
if you're asking here, just don't; 0 steps forward, 3 steps back are a likely outcome.
that being said, I have no ability to influence people. so, take my unfounded advice with that in mind
First it is partly genetic and has to do with the dark triad.
Second read books on psychology and body language.
Shit like this really interest me, post more shit like this.
>>36818845
I cant see a shit on that pic, faggot.
>G. Observer
>>36818929
I can read it just fine.
>>36818845
Coin flip between Construct and Observer.
Feeling alone and/or empty inside? Drop an email and I'll send you letters at least twice a week on my cute world domination plans!
I can only accept 8 people this time!
(Please read the first post before leaving email!)
>>36818834
As I have stated before, if you cannot reply to at least ONE of the two weekly letters I send out, PLEASE do not leave an email! I need a response to know if you're reading or not!
This is very important!
>>36818858
Send an example of your letters here.
>>36818858
I also cannot accept anyone under the age of 20! Mature people only please!
>consider committing sucide
>suddenly remember I literally have zero adulthood pictures of myself that can be shown at my funeral
>mfw
>>36818811
Take one now and kys.
Get /fit/ so at least the paramedics or whoever finds you doesn't have to haul your fat sweaty disgusting body
>>36818811
you should take some seung cho inspired pics and go out in style.
>don't enjoy vidya anymore
>barely enjoy music
>don't enjoy books anymore, I can't finish anything I start
>don't enjoy drawing anymore
>hate my college major (my parents chose it)
>have some friends, but I don't enjoy spending time with them and consider them very boring and shallow and they just make me feel even more lonely
>not interested in anything, tried to get into something new but I just don't care enough
>asexual
wat do, /r9k/?
>asexual
you got low test thus you're depressed
might as well become a qt trap
That depends. What do you want in life?
>>36818870
That's the thing, I don't think there's anything that would make me happy.
fact: Indian men are the most alpha race on earth
It may be directly correlated with the prevalence of poop particles in the Indian atmosphere.
>you are ass fucked
>>36818840
holy shit lel
orgi pic
Tricking Lads Into Stabbing You Edition
Asian Man Meme
How do I stop living off takeaways lads. After work I have no motivation to cook and just want to sleep
Just finished watching The Frighteners (Directors Cut)
Matt Furie, the original creator of Boy's Club and Pepe, released a new comic for Free Comic Book Day in which Pepe dies.
In this thread we pay our respects to this dead meme and describe what Pepe means to us.
F
>>36818745
Pepe hasn't been a mortal for long
Thoth will carry pepes torch
F
I'll kill the normies I promise.
>tfw no overrated bf
>>36818646
why?
origonol
>>36818646
I knowe some pinkstripes who talk alot about no bf. They are often bitchezzzzzz or introWERTER.
If no.1 fuck off
If no.2 i can't help
You're a cunt Jack.
Anybody here play this?
>ywn play an RPG this good ever again
I don't know, anon, it looks cheesy as fuck.
>>36818661
In that caseyou should not open it.
>>36818625
I always wanted to played it, but computerlet so can't.
>video games that made you cry
>>36818621
Why would anyone contribute if you're unwilling to say which video game(s) made you cry?
Nice r/4chan bait.
>>36818679
My bad, I thought more people had played it. Everlasting summer, one of the bad endings.Lena
Man. Snake eater had me. Halo before it was shit.
Started browsing /r9k/ again because I am an unattractive 25 year old virgin.
I can feel how the toxicity of that board is warping my brain already.
But there's nowhere else I fit in because every other board is full with normans.
>>36818597
>other boards is full with Normans
should we tell him guys?
>>36818653
I know this board is also full with normals but there's a fair share of social losers here, too.
>>36818653
No, just let him be. It's better than knowing the truth.
How many people do you remain in contact with from school? What do they do now?
I have a kikebook account but never bothered using it. One day I got an email saying I was invited to a group of people from my graduating class.
They all turned into white trash fat junkies.
>>36818573
I had more than a dozen when I graduated in 2012, now I only have one, and she's from uni and I feel like I'm about to lose her too.
>>36818573
About 8, sometimes I go on facebook and purge people I don't want. Down from over 200 to about 20.
What stops you from committing suicide?
>>36818545
Hope
Origjaky
>>36818545
Family.
And that's about it maybe when my mother dies i will shot myself.
>>36818545
Proving other people wrong