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Real men eat ASS not pussy
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I just wanna lick a nice, sexy butthole.
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>>36818901
Only eat the boipussy ya fuckin faggos
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>>36818901
why not eat both you dumb faggot

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how do I become manipulative r9k?

im done being the beta that waits till things get better.
how do I get people to do anything for me?
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>>36818897
don't do that you autistic fuck
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you're either born with it or you learn from a pro
if you're asking here, just don't; 0 steps forward, 3 steps back are a likely outcome.
that being said, I have no ability to influence people. so, take my unfounded advice with that in mind
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First it is partly genetic and has to do with the dark triad.
Second read books on psychology and body language.

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Shit like this really interest me, post more shit like this.
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>>36818845
I cant see a shit on that pic, faggot.
>G. Observer
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>>36818929
I can read it just fine.
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>>36818845
Coin flip between Construct and Observer.

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Feeling alone and/or empty inside? Drop an email and I'll send you letters at least twice a week on my cute world domination plans!

I can only accept 8 people this time!

(Please read the first post before leaving email!)
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>>36818834
As I have stated before, if you cannot reply to at least ONE of the two weekly letters I send out, PLEASE do not leave an email! I need a response to know if you're reading or not!

This is very important!
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>>36818858
Send an example of your letters here.
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>>36818858
I also cannot accept anyone under the age of 20! Mature people only please!

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>consider committing sucide
>suddenly remember I literally have zero adulthood pictures of myself that can be shown at my funeral
>mfw
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>>36818811
Take one now and kys.
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Get /fit/ so at least the paramedics or whoever finds you doesn't have to haul your fat sweaty disgusting body
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>>36818811
you should take some seung cho inspired pics and go out in style.

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>don't enjoy vidya anymore
>barely enjoy music
>don't enjoy books anymore, I can't finish anything I start
>don't enjoy drawing anymore
>hate my college major (my parents chose it)
>have some friends, but I don't enjoy spending time with them and consider them very boring and shallow and they just make me feel even more lonely
>not interested in anything, tried to get into something new but I just don't care enough
>asexual
wat do, /r9k/?
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>asexual

you got low test thus you're depressed

might as well become a qt trap
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That depends. What do you want in life?
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>>36818870
That's the thing, I don't think there's anything that would make me happy.

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fact: Indian men are the most alpha race on earth
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It may be directly correlated with the prevalence of poop particles in the Indian atmosphere.
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>you are ass fucked
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>>36818840
holy shit lel

orgi pic

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Tricking Lads Into Stabbing You Edition
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Asian Man Meme
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How do I stop living off takeaways lads. After work I have no motivation to cook and just want to sleep
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Just finished watching The Frighteners (Directors Cut)

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Matt Furie, the original creator of Boy's Club and Pepe, released a new comic for Free Comic Book Day in which Pepe dies.

In this thread we pay our respects to this dead meme and describe what Pepe means to us.

F
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>>36818745
Pepe hasn't been a mortal for long
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Thoth will carry pepes torch
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F
I'll kill the normies I promise.

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>tfw no overrated bf
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>>36818646
why?
origonol
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>>36818646
I knowe some pinkstripes who talk alot about no bf. They are often bitchezzzzzz or introWERTER.
If no.1 fuck off
If no.2 i can't help
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You're a cunt Jack.

Anybody here play this?
>ywn play an RPG this good ever again
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I don't know, anon, it looks cheesy as fuck.
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>>36818661
In that case you should not open it.
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>>36818625
I always wanted to played it, but computerlet so can't.

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>video games that made you cry
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>>36818621
Why would anyone contribute if you're unwilling to say which video game(s) made you cry?
Nice r/4chan bait.
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>>36818679
My bad, I thought more people had played it. Everlasting summer, one of the bad endings. Lena
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Man. Snake eater had me. Halo before it was shit.

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Started browsing /r9k/ again because I am an unattractive 25 year old virgin.

I can feel how the toxicity of that board is warping my brain already.

But there's nowhere else I fit in because every other board is full with normans.
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>>36818597
>other boards is full with Normans
should we tell him guys?
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>>36818653
I know this board is also full with normals but there's a fair share of social losers here, too.
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>>36818653
No, just let him be. It's better than knowing the truth.

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How many people do you remain in contact with from school? What do they do now?
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I have a kikebook account but never bothered using it. One day I got an email saying I was invited to a group of people from my graduating class.

They all turned into white trash fat junkies.
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>>36818573
I had more than a dozen when I graduated in 2012, now I only have one, and she's from uni and I feel like I'm about to lose her too.
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>>36818573
About 8, sometimes I go on facebook and purge people I don't want. Down from over 200 to about 20.

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What stops you from committing suicide?
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>>36818545
Hope
Origjaky
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>>36818545
Family.
And that's about it maybe when my mother dies i will shot myself.
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>>36818545
Proving other people wrong

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