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Someone needs to remove that stupid meme wall cluttering shit up

>>36928578
You have to go back, hombre.

fuckthisisoriginal

>>36928492
bumping for friends plz

I don't have any. All I have is this bump

there are no replies to this because chad and stacy never get BTFO. Attractive people always win

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>>36928487
I recall something
>years ago
>waiting for the lesson with the class
>stacy comes mad af at chad
>bitching in front of everyone
>chad tell her to fuck off
>stacy slaps chad's face and he retaliate by giving her a fucking huge kick in the body
>she litteraly flies meters away and falls on the ground
>tfw every men arround though stacy was a bitch and every girl though chad was a dick

shouldn't fucked her, bro

FUCKING NORMIE! GET OFF OF MY BOARD! YOU AND YOUR WHORE FUCK BUDDY FRIEND! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>girl doesn't fuck you
>call her a slut

>girl fucks you
>lose interest


lol you're so gay

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I've been noticing this too.
>they try to fool us
and it works..
oh no

>captcha asks to click all the cars
>click the signs
>captcha still goes through

????

>>36928397
Also there are new ones that refresh after you click, and you have to click till there's nothing left.

But the store fronts keep coming back after you click and tou have to click a billion times.

At least it's something to do while you wait the post timer.

>>36928353
It's actually pretty good. I really enjoy it.

>>36928353

Put it in her when Bamby's mother gets shot

>>36928353

I loved that movie. Made me feel lots of things. Gave me nightmares but also an erection. One of my earliest faps. I also had good dreams about it, it really stuck with me. I hope you hug your imouto, she has good taste.

White Power
sissify the azn "male"

>>36928330

Meanwhile white women are getting blacked from high school on up.

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Everything asian women do is so they can attract a white man to fuck their brains out.

>>36928302
it's not our fault that Stacy is infinitely more fuckable than Jane

Its most of the time the opposite.

Nope.

blox4tehrobut

lesbian stuff, female masturbation, erotic literature, the individual fetishes they have. maybe also stuff like rape or gangbang, but probably not so much. i think pornhub publishes those statistics every now and then, they'll tell you it better.

>>36928287
I masturbate to fantasies I come up with on the spot, sometimes returning to favorites over and over
I almost never watch porn and I find it doesnt make a difference when I do

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>>36928976
Yeah but your a guy, so..
If not then prove yourself roastie. You know the rules

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>We are now closer to 2030 than 2000

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>it's been 14 years since the gameboy advance SP was released

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>>36928241
>>36928276
>>36928417
God fucking damn, time really does move fast when you get older.

>>36928191
I rejoice. Is it her?
I myself haven't had sex in a year, but I have very good prospects with my career picking up so thats nice I guess. All the best to you anon.

>>36928191
>>36928271

Hi, I'm going to need you normies to get the fuck out.

>>36928191
I legitimately wish the non-white Brazilians would kill all the white Brazilians. We have a bunch of those fuckers at my school, and just like you, they're a bunch of entitled little pricks that think they're still in their third world shit hole. They're also unironic racists, not cool tbqh

Schlupping

rubbing one in

How about "flicking the bean"?

>>36928156
Eat pizza everyday and after a few days you'll start to feel nauseous if someone even mentions pizza.

>>36928156
This is gay porn with pizzas photoshopped over the cocks and this is dripfed to normies.

Do the mathematics.

>>36928705
>This is gay porn with pizzas photoshopped over the cocks
Anon WHAT???????????? fuck youre so observant, thanks for saving the thread and protecting the innocents!

>>36928092

It could be something as simple as changing your diet , or getting exercise

sometimes its just a regret people keep dwelling on making them sick

Just because the pill pushers say its a chemical imbalance they dons't mean its a permanent imbalance if you are feeling sad its obvious that your brain at that moment doesn't have the correct levels of serotonin

getting out of a depressed state could be as easy as getting a routine or some structure in your life

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>>36928092
no. it is a result of social conditioning.

you are depressed because you are made to feel that way by everyone else, implicit or complicit.

have you ever heard the saying, "if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all."?

what does it mean when no one has anything nice to say to or about you, despite all of your efforts to meet the minimum bare requirements of decenthood?

happy people are not depressed because they have been included and accepted from the day they were born. they belong perfectly because they're beautiful and make other people feel good to be around them and as equally beautiful. this is known as the "halo effect".

this happiness is based upon blissful acceptance that existence is give-and-take, allowing you to use them for resources just so long as they can use yours. eventually these friends and family, becoming successful, will be more than glad to give you the "social proof" you need to automatically be accepted and respected in any new setting or condition because of your status. the people who want you to succeed do so because you have the most valuable asset: your looks.

if you're ugly...well, they simply kind of quietly exclude you from conversations and you're left forever wandering like the lost little puppy whose only playmate and confidante is a crippled creepy crawly short old cousin. your personality, efforts, education, any creative outlet is ignored because the accepted beautiful normies can get the exact same entertainment value from a better-looking package. you're irrelevant and suicide is pretty much basically your only option left. no one will ever reply to your texts. no one wants anything to do with you.

it's not all in your head; your feelings of depression are a real product of your environment and it's okay to accept that many facets of your reality are simply beyond your control

>>36928092
>is depression all in our heads?
Yes of course. Where else would a mental illness be?

>>36928091
true, but it depends so heavily on the guest. the sheer number of episodes makes up for it, but when he has some fitness people or outdoorsman types on it's not personally worth listening to for me

>>36928091
>joe posting

Hsvscs

his conversations are perfect background-ASMR for shitposting/masturbating

>>36928137

i agree with this

You look gay when you do that shit with your lips. Other than that you look like a pretty manly man.

>>36928044
losing the pompadour might help

>>36928044
Lol ya you look like a faggot and you are a plumber haha