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>>36930003
testosterone-leaking, bottom-feeding, wage-panhandling, cock-sucking, heart-bleeding, crying, whining, degenerative, dickless, heartless, faggot.

Yeah, It's a real shame.

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>>36930003
I really wish there was more trap anime like himegoto

something like a reverse Ouran high school host club would be cool

https://myanimelist.net/anime/34176/Zero_kara_Hajimeru_Mahou_no_Sho

blondie is pretty trapp-ish

>>36929901
Same thing is happening to me, yesterday I noticed my nipples were getting puffier

>>36929901

Starve yourself, shave your legs, sell you body to crazed madmen. Make something of yourself for once in your life.

>>36929920
>>36929901
jew overlords ramping up the estrogen in the water supply

i want off this ride

if you want to lose weight, ash, I got a good diet for you. the semen diet.
you see men, and you suck them off and eat their semen

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Daily reminder that I, Ciara, currently on hiatus not really been here for about 3 months while you sad cunts on the NEETBUXs like the doxxer (tehehehehee I totally a love u, le suicide together), Eaton, Guy and Thomas the shite eater. Don't forget that vacuous-faced cunt Djowie.

Literally fucking kill yourselves. Still here on this gay """"board""" talking absolute tripe because you're all fucking losers. Toby failing his fucking school course for the 8th year this year, guys? LE ART COURSE

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHKHKKHJHJHJHHJAJHJAHJHJAJHJAJHJAJHJHJAJJHJAJJHJAHJHJJJHAJHA

I WILL KILL ALL NIGGERS AND PUFFS IN AN INSTANT. I AM THE QUEEN OF DUBLIN. PALE FOR LIFE. NIGGERS WILL BE REMOVED IN DUE COURSE. VOTE NATIONAL PARTY OR KYS.

FUCKING FAGGOTS.

I AM COMING FOR YOU ALL. THE WHITE RACE WILL RISE UP AND I WILL SMITE YOU ALL. CANT WAIT.

please stop with the selfposts nobody likes you

Yeah, free speech fucking sucks. Why do people feel the need to do things which make them happy? It's much better to just ban shit I don't like.

That's a stupid thing to think.

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>>36929774
>Why do people feel the need to do things which make them happy?
It doesn't though. Not in the end...

>>36929651
Get better taste in wymn you fetishist

>>36929651
Post her ass, only way we can decide.

Nah fuck that.
In high school my brad friend would always tell me i could do way better for every girl i showed interest in.
He even made fun of me and called me "shallow hal" from that jack black movie.
As a result i never had a gf in hs and still dont to this day.

>>36929648
2 options

>ask a rando at the gas station
>brew your own with welch's and baker's yeast and sugar

Try to look as old as you can and just continuously hit liquor stores until you find one that doesnt give enough of a fuck to card you. Im assuming you know nobody of age who whould buy for you.

Find a homebrew shop and make your own beer.

Or just find someone to buy it for you. Where in Texas?

>>36929475
>he hasn't conditioned himself to feel no attraction to real women yet

You're missing out on the real freedom

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Women poop, they pee, sweat, burp, fart, all sorts of disgusting shit. Stick with 2D, my friend.

>>36929521
2D truly > 3D

>>36929438
Forgot. Arizona.

I haven't stepped outside in over 3 months. You're gonna have to come up with something better than this, OP.

>>36929509
its 3pm

>I try so hard to get her attention
>she is my life now
>there's nothing that can separate us
>her parents object to letting peasant like me take her
>but it does not matter, she is my oneitis
>and it's all for naught if I don't try
>when she ignores me, I drink myself to death
>when she gives me the smallest ounce of attention I atone
>I could not play this game forever
>eventually scrap what little I have to buy ring
>propose
>she accepts the proposal
>never have I felt so happy
>we have cheap wedding in church
>celebrate at home with alchohol like true Russians
>eventually the years come by
>my son, Dmitri, is born
>a day I will not forget
>more time passes
>I have Matryona, and Varvara
>beautiful daughters
>we had very little, but they were my pride
>I would dedicate my life to them
>work as peasant farmer for years to come
>fights with wife happen constantly
>drink whenever she causes trouble for me
>don't know what to think, I thought I would be happy
>eventually I find myself invested in the church again
>for so long they did not want me, but I found way
>I belong
>eventually fuck up again though
>this time it cost me my family
Cont'd

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>decide to steal horse, thinking I could get away with it in little village like mine
>I didn't, and the authorities were on their way to find me
>eventually, with the help of vodka, I come to make one of the hardest decisions of my life
>I told my wife of this news and hell was unleashed
>I told her I had to leave
>she screamed at me in front of children to get out
>get on horse, abandon my family
>I try to forget but it is a wound that will never heal
>but there was no time, I had to march onwards
>with a broken heart I eventually found myself in St. Petersburg
>I was involved in usual religious affairs to leech off of them and distract myself
>the comfort of the church and the whorehouses worked wonder
>I can act like Chad now, they have no idea who I am
>I don't feel as miserable
>Bishop Theophane even takes a liking to me
>he introduces me to many harlots
>Lochtina, an ill Stacey wishes for me to heal her
>I am not even a monk, I don't even know why she asks me
>but I "try" for her
>once done, I go back to buisness, lying around and praying
>normie Stacey returns days later to tell me I healed her
>what is this sorcery?
>I doubt her claims
>I was not the cause
>but then she pushes her superstition
>I hide in my little room in the church
>am I God himself?
>am I a mystic healer?
>more and more, I forget about who I was, I am new man
Cont'd

>this Lochtina woman becomes obsessed with me
>invites me to local salons who spoke of nothing but me
>they believe I am a healer
>she even takes me into her home
>better than shithole I was in
>I live a comfy NEET lifestyle
>don't need to give fuck about anything
>just drink and lie around all day, fantastic
>but it gets even better
>lady named Anna Vyrouba is an acquaintance of Tsarina
>one day I am introduced to her
>she questions my ability to heal
>mfw this bitch
>I tell her that her marriage will fail
>this triggers her eternally
>I ramble on and she eventually is sick of my shit
>doesn't want to start an argument though
>she leaves
>months later, holy shit it comes true
>I am God himself
>attention is diverted towards me
>she, among others won't stop talking about me
>the Tsar of Russia himself eventually takes a liking to me
>this occurs when the other aristocracy members introduce him to me
>he mentions his son who is ill
>I manipulate him into making him believe I can "heal" him
>I come up with plan
>at same time though, he reminds me of me when I was boy
>take some pity upon him
>doctors swarming around him
>I tell them no
>it appears that this allowed the boy to heal on his own and feel less stressed
>they believed that it was me who healed him
>I eventually find myself the adviser of the Tsar and Tsarina
>wonderful

>>36929406
It's called a captcha. What did you think it was?

>>36929406
Ya its been way out of hand the past 6 months I think I even had one where it was beach with all chads i had to click on they are forcing me to be gay

>>36929406
It's a captcha.

Just click everything but the square boxes.

Just be happy you didn't get the "select all X until there are none left" meme one where the last picture keep refreshing and refreshing and refreshing and refreshing and it's always X and it keeps refreshing and refreshing until it finally changes and you hit verify - and it has you do another one.


The funniest one though was

>Select all images with street signs
>it's a picture of a 1990s Hong Kong street

Tell me about them? What happened?

>>36929703
i said "if your mom looks anything like you its worth a fap" and he bloked me before i could say it was a joke

>>36930211
was it in text or audio?

>>36929096
I live in florida too. These motherfucking frogs are annoying as shit.

>>36929096

I also live in Florida

It's not so bad, largely because the fucking Haitians make even more noise all fucking night. And day, too, because they're fucking zoes

>>36929248
Right? it's hell

>>36929268
try living right next to a swamp

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>>36929092
>What's the cutest girl you've ever laid eyes on, /r9k?/

>>36929092
My sister.

Original

made autistic eye contact with a girl on monday, she was very cute and she had her big headphones on which made her look even cuter. She probably thought I'm so kind of psychopath though

Darn, Im a qt asian girl looking to hookup online with a random loser in NYC, guess I missed out.

>>36929081
I'm in Manhattan.
Post pic of penis. I'm no size queen, just curious if I want to lose my virginity to you.

>>36929126
I'll date you.
Are you near manhattan?

>>36928972
Jojo is shit

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>>36929381
>he thinks his opinion matters

preemptive oregano

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Seems like this is the most appropriate thread to ask. I want to start watching Jojo but apparently this series has spanned several years, is there a new anime I should start with or one that is more recent? I want to start the story from the beginning.