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Is Eminem the ultimate artist for robots? Angry at the world, barely functioning drug addict, hates roasties. What's not to love about this man?
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I have always liked eminem.
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teenage angst =/= robot depression and misery
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>>37566473
>robot """"""depression""""""
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Ok so I'm currently training to be an electrician, but real passion is for art.
Anyways... I drew all these by hand from scratch. Do you think I have what it takes to be an artist?
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here is some more of my art
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Here is another picture that I drew
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>>37566316
I think that looks cool as hell Anon. That said, I'm not an artist, though I would think it would be tricky to just jump in with no qualifications and make ok money.
Just to clarify though, cool as hell.
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Hey, robots, would you be willing to have a threesome that includes another guy, unprotected, but clean, if it meant you get to fuck a solid 11/10?
Only answer if this is not a fetish for you, please.
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>>37566308
eh i dont see why not?
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No, that's gay my nigga.
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>>37566308
>robots
>threesome
>only answer if this is not a fetish
Where you the hell do you think you are?
take this hookup shite to >>>/soc/
A thread DIED for this.
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>tfw no beautiful porn star waifu
There is no god ;_;
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I bet she looks ridiculously lewd when sucking dick
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>>37566272
I can only imagine having those lips wrapped around my cock.
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>>37566260
She looks like she just finished eating shit
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>"That'll be $75.62 plus taxes, anon."
>"Oh, and plus tip."
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>>37566209
I'll give you the tip, you slutty porker.
Spread those meaty thighs and let me plug your blowhole.
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Tip? TIP? TIP!! TIIIIIIIIPPP!!!!!
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>>37566209
damn americans
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>be me
>last year of high school
>teacher roped me into being staff for some acting competition the drama club is hosting
>get assigned to a judging room to make sure people go in and out smoothly
>doing my best to be polite and helpful
>suddenly see a lanky 5/10 green haired tumblrina-looking girl peeking in the door
>after she doesn't go away after a minute ask her if she's looking for something
>her eyes bug out a bit and she just stares at me for longer than comfortable
>"no I was just looking around"
>leaves
>huh
>a few minutes later, comes back with two guys who I assume are her beta orbiters
>she and her orbiters ask if they can sit and watch in here, the room is mostly empty so I say sure why not
>after a minute she comes back to me and starts making weird jokes
>I'm an awkward fuck and don't know what to do
>suddenly she asks "do you like raisins?"
>say no because I don't like raisins
>"then how about a date?"
>except she mumbles the word date (didn't figure out that's what she said until later
>she starts laughing hysterically
>fuck did she make a joke?
>awkwardly laugh along
>suddenly all the amusement gone from her face
>"no I'm serious"
>starts laughing again
>what the fuck is happening
>keep half-heartedly laughing along
>"...I-I was wondering if maybe we could get some coffee sometime, s-since I thought you were really cute..."
>wait what, that's what this is?
>she laughs even more hysterically
>about to respond
>she usain bolts straight out the room
>one of the betas who watched the whole thing comments "I don't know if that was a complete success or a complete failure"
>they follow her
That was four years ago already. That was the only time in my life a girl has ever showed interest in me. Did I miss my chance?
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>>37566103
the fuck did I just read.
you didn't miss shit
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>>37566103
lol sounds like something from an anime
>tfw no girl will ever be so straightforward with you
all the one's who've liked me just "drop hints". Why can't a kawaii girl just make herself vulnerable in front of me?
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>>37566103
>tumblrina
>5/10
>"miss chance"
no. you did right.
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Does anyone else feel as if there is a metaphorical wall blocking them from ever obtaining a gf? It's as if you try everything, dating sites, and send genuine messages that have to do with mutual interests but nothing ever works. I talk to people from Omegle but after we start talking outside the site the enthusiasm and replies are gone, it's just radio silence where I have to struggle to initiate a conversation. It really feels as if this world literally won't allow a woman to be romantically interested in me ever.
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>>37566075
Stop trying to get a girlfriend.
Start becoming the sort of man women want.
After this, things will happen naturally.
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>>37566838
what kind of man do women want? i thought the key was to b myself
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>>37567157
The single best resource I've found is the book "Mate" by Tucker Max and Geoffrey Miller. It's not a PUA guide or anything of the sort, but walks you through all the things women have evolved to find valuable in a man and offers advice on how you can build these qualities in yourself.
But even if you don't want to read that, start doing your own research from this perspective and you'll find answers. Just watch out for leftist, feminist, SJW bullshit: There's a lot of misinformation out there as well. And remember that ultimately what matters is what women do, not what they say.
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>tfw want a white gf
>black male and white female relationships are the most toxic in america
>highest divorce rates of biracial couples
>highest domestic violence rates
>relationships last only a few months at best until they abruptly end
>afraid of disappointing her since I don't have a 12 inch horse cock like all the pornos make everyone think we have
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>>37566028
just stick to black women you fucking faggot
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Races should tick with their own kind , but in mongrelized america white woman dating black men is practically natural.
Go ahead tyrone and do it before they go extinct
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>be nigger
>want white gf
>end up creating monstrous mulatto subhumans
>woman ends up single mom on welfare
Is it so hard to just stick to your race? And you fucking nogs wonder why we hate you?
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>cheating on fembot 6/10 practice gf with a big tits blonde stacy
>stacy only puts out after i tell her how much better she is than my current gf
>she used to bully my gf for being a chestlet and my gf hates her
should i let my gf down easy or just go with it, robots? feels good niggas
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>>37565968
you are scum and NOT a nice guy
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>>37565968
Don't become what you hate
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>>37566828
>>37566865
Why would I not? Fembots deserve nothing. They are designated practice GFS slitting around for attention from internet guys.
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what the hell is wrong with asian men? this guy also advertises his sisters porn of her wearing a confederate bikini and begging for white cock
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>>37565964
Honestly he should just transition and ride cock all day if that's what he loves so much.
Being a passing tranny will probably get him more dick than his current flamer self.
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>>37566077
he's gay and says he's married
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>>37566107
>he's gay and says he's married
>Implying he can't keep getting dicked the same way without having to look like a faggot if he just took hormones.
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My psychologist unironically just used "taking the redpill" as a metaphor
Issheredpilled?
Are normies taking our memes?
Should I run the fuck away?
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only normies uses a psychologist
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A lot of people saw the Matrix, anon.
If anything we stole THEIR meme.
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>>37565945
It's from The Matrix moron.
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Why am I afraid to get really close to other people. I'm afraid of people being polite to me.
Afraid of people leaving me and I dont ever feel connected to anyone.
I've never had anyone that nice to me
but he blocked me all of a sudden
and he thinks i only try getting attention
when he doesn't understand i fell in love with him
and doesn't know I still am
he hates me because i did bad things.
I want to kill myself every day and waking up is hard for me. my chest feels heavy and i keep crying. i feel all alone.
im mentally ill like he said
i just want to die. I can't handle these feelings anymore.
im not trying to put myself through pain I just want to be like your child again because my parents dont love me
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im not pathetic either
im normal
considering everything im trying my best to be
but people keep suffocating me with how i should feel
how am I supposed to forget
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Why are you afraid of people being polite to you?
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>>37566005
It just doesnt feel right
its a natural reaction
I like the way he treats me
it makes me feel better
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I just broke up with my gf of 1.5 years because she wasnt a virgin
Did I do good guys?
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true indeed yes
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>>37565828
lol you fucking autistic retard
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>>37565828
She was a virgin though, it was just a test
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>made an instagram because friends egged me on
>mfw over 100 followers within a week, despite having only 1 post and mental illness
>mfw oneitis is following me back
We're all gonna make it lads
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Instagram is not a good app if you dont have a cool awesome normie life
It will do more bad than good
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>>37565824
How did you get 100 followers in one week with just one post?
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>>37565824
>made an instajew because I'm a normie
>mfw over 100 followers within a week, despite having only 1 post and a self diagnosed mental illness
>mfw stacy is following me back
ftfy
Is the beta uprising still a possibility?
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>>37565779
well we're going to need alot of energy
Give me dubs right now
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>>37565779
hang in there guys, its gonna take me a while, maybe even years to plan my vengeance, but you wont be disappointed, that I can assure you.
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>>37565860
Say what you will about Elliot Rodger, I know there's some mixed opinions on this board about him, but he did kinda prove that even if you're beta, you can still secure a place in history.
We get mocked every day, by almost everyone, both political parties think we're pieces of shit: The right thinks we're beta males who won't do anything but play video games all day, and the left thinks we're all giving up on women, and that men are leaving society in pursuit of entertainment.
What I'm saying is, maybe the beta uprising isn't that bad of an idea.