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Yes this totally isn't going to be stolen and used for nefarious purposes.

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>>37672570
What do you mean kind sir

>>37672544
Damn, Soumaya looks like *THAT*.

>>37672500
because they have to pay for your food and accomodate you and your need of space into their lives

You are a constant reminder of their failure

>>37672522
oh well, they shouldn't have had a kid then

calling someone edgy doesnt make it impossible for you to be edgy and immature

>>37672466
I think that all Mahometans should be forcibly removed from the Europe and the Americas and that all nonwhites should be forcibly removed from Europe (and the same applies to the Americas except the native peoples can stay, but the only people I think should be left are natives and whites)

cyborgs are just delusional robots

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>>37672429
currently dropped out, living the NEETdom for a year and maybe will try again :(

Time to be a fucking loser in college now.

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If you think there is a future for you and

>you are american
>white
>male
>not incredibly attractive
>not well connected
>not from a background of wealth

then I got some bad news for you. Take off your pants and unload all your memes. This right here buddy is your future for at least the next decade.

Was never nice to begin with. I even tell girls who say that. better to be avoided.

>>37672368
hahaha that beta nerd trying to act like a bad boy. hahahahhaha it's at 1 minute in. hahahahah hahahahahah

4:29
Married woman making out with a random guy on the street... absolutely disgusting.
Yes - I know it's fake and all but let's be real for a minute: that shit regularly happens for real.

>>37672312
Anon ive just graduated high school and ive come to the conclusion that i have no viable skills and am completely worthless. Im gonna smoke as much weed as i can this summer with my friends then kill myself. I want to be reincarnated as something like a moth with an infinitely better life than mine. I hope you follow in my footsteps.

>>37672453
I don't even have a choice at this point

>>37672480
Its kinda sad when an anon pours his heart into a post and no one replies so im gonna reply one last time. Im 100% serious about ending our lives. Why waste societies dwelling resources and not have anything to produce for it at the end. My phone number is (313)9180402 if you wanna talk about killing ourselves some more.

A genuine Chad can do no wrong in the eyes of women so yes. In fact these people are necessarily not robots.

>>37672163
If they do it explains why I don't get laid.

>>37672163
I don't talk to people so no.

>>37672062
You tell us, normie.

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>>37672062
doopoo ri doo lelele

>>37672139
>08/03/12
Originally origgjbvcd

This is possibly the most autistic thing I've ever read. like some early 2000's Dawson's Creek cringe.

>s-sorry m'lady.. i'll just g-go now

>>37672084
It just goes to show how far removed from reality the people who write this shit really are.

Give try no cum

>>37672024
Jerk off beforehand. You'll last longer. Also eat her out. She'll be wetter and more sensitive.

>>37672024

If you cum fast, finish her another way and just fuck again later, nothing to worry about. Don't try to pretend you aren't a virgin, girls can tell.

>>37671971
You ever listen to any early punk or post-punk, like late 70s/early 80s stuff? A lot of guys in the big bands weren't exactly the best singers, but they sang whatever they wrote with conviction. As long as you put all your heart into your work, even if people don't really like it, most of them (that you would meet in real life) would at least respect it.

>>37672030
that's a good advice.
if you are not a prodigy like Yma Sumac or Aretha Franklin or Mike Patton you should focus on the emotional output: if you cannot keep a note for too long, or being perfectly in tune, just bark or snarl or find something that is intimidating while being interesting to hear.
you are not a chad so you just should scare them

>>37671971
>Why do I have to feel so fucking anxious when I play in front of other people?

Because its your room mate and a girl you dont know putting you on the spot

Post your hands fuckers I'm trying to get off

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this is my hand trust me on that

>>37671948
Warning: This is a trick used by the FBI to identify users of 4chan, they can extract your fingerprints through pictures

>>37671821
OP is a faggot

oregabonjovi

>>37671821
Nigga I need at least an associate degree and also I don't have money to go to collage.and also the waiting list is long as fuck

>>37671960
My nigga I'll fund you if you let all the homies out with a warning.

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>not knowing what femanons are

>>37671718
are you going to stop posting yourself anytime soon

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>>37671737
ill never stop posting

a) this is either stale pasta
b) you are missing out on something, its whats life all about, finding/meeting new people and fucking with them. You've been living in a comfy bubble with video games, porn and what ever and now that you've hit the high watermark of what that could provide you actually feel bad about it

Its time to step out of that bubble and actually become a person, not going to lie to you, its going to be painful and full of embarrassing moments, how old are you?

>>37671644
Do you want to talk to anyone anon? We could help ourselves

isn't it summer?

dude fire up the porn, write down your sexual fantasies, making some stories out of those.

it's awesome.