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What are your thoughts on stealing your friends girlfriend?
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>>37696332
I couldn't do it and I wouldn't do it cause I don't want it being done to me, not that I'll ever be in a position where that can happen.
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>>37696332
don't expect a "stolen" girlfriend to have a long-term relationship with you
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>>37696332
>stole girlfriend from nigger friend
>he threatened to kill me over various forms of social media
>didn't do shit
>stuffed his gf for 2 years
however
>constantly under threat of being cucked by past dudes
>reached a breaking point
>unilaterally cucked her before she could cuck me
>dumped her
that's how its done boys. don't even get a gf, just pump and dump
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What desired size would you like your first girlfriend to be?
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5'11-6'2''
Slim to medium build.
Pale, long hair
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>>37695653
smaller than me by a bit.
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>>37695653
5'2" - 5'5" with some tiddies please
Can I have her overnighted?
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For how long are you supposed to make eye contact with a person ?
Normally Ill look them in the eye for 3 seconds before looking of to the side for 1, then back on them for 3 and so on and so on. But Ive been receiving anonymous complaints from customers calling me "fucking creepy" and "weird" because I keep staring at them.
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>>37695619
So stop staring at them you fag
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>>37695877
Not him, but don't normies like eye contact? That's what people always told me.
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Don't look them directly in the eye. Look at their mouth.
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*blocks your path*
>"Hol up Anon! Where do you think you're going? You ain't leaving until I get a cuntful of your white boy spermies!"
What do you do?
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>>37695518
well ,I would turn 360 degrees and walk away
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>>37695518
Breed the fat bitch and leave.
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>>37695518
If this chick isn't out of your league, you are NOT a robot and you need to leave.
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im fucking sick of being alone at my computer every day. websites and chatrooms are my only social contact. this isn't right. humans aren't mean to live this way.
I want real life friends asap. is this even possible? I need out of this
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>>37695276
Same, I fucking hate the internet too. It's so boring.
I tried to make IRL friends on /r9k/ but they just ghost me after the first meeting.
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>>37695306
cant tell if joking, did you actually meet people off r9k irl?
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>>37695466
Yeah from that mapshit. They were looking for friends but not very friendly if that makes sense.
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Who's this r9k cutie and how do we summon her?
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AHAHHA WHAT that bitch got her tits out for us when we got chadon_kek to screenshare. Fuck thought she was a one time thing. Don't give this thot attention
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>>37695269
chadon_kek? What are you talking about? Do you have any pics?
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>>37695300
some really good looking guy that posts on soc, he lurks here though. Na he might though
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>tfw no mephitic bf
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just go on Tinder and have 500 betas and 20 chads messaging you within fifteen minutes
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>>37694939
Try tinychat/robot9001 t b h
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>>37694985
pretty sure it's just a gay/tranny normal that spams these dumbass threads
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Chris Chan is back on TV. He was interviewed about his opinion on the Pulse Nightclub shooting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n062B5gurp0
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Holy fuck. Do you suppose they knew and went for Chris intentionally? I mean, there is as much information on 4chan as there are articles on the entirety of TMZ. Surely someone in their crew knew what they were working with.
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>>37694994
4chan=chris chan. What I'm hetting at is the cwc wiki has more content than TMZ, and continues to grow.
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>>37694994
I think the worst part is even if they had absolutely no idea who Chris is, they saw his fucking tism art he made for it and yet they still decided to not only talk to him but think it was a good idea to use that footage.
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>older brother won't buy me alcohol
What the fuck lads. He gets me weed. Why not booze?
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>>37694580
Because the weed won't slowly kill you like the booze does. He's just looking out for you anon, don't be a prick.
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>wanting the fermented jew
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Trust me, you're not missing out if you have weed.
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>friend has a beard
>can't grab lunch with him anymore because it's just too fucking disgusting
Why do women like beards? Does watching crumbs and grease getting rubbed into a toupe get them off?
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>friend has a beard
>friend
NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Damn, One Punch Man season two looks like shit.
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>has friends
are you lost?
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Anyone can give me some advice?
Just turn 18 5 months ago
Finished HS with shitty 3gpa.
But I suck at math I only know basic arithmetic. An want to study an engineering.
What to do
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Study engineering at college.
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>>37694433
Wallow in misery, posting here and mindless scrolling through page after page of garbage on the internet with dead eyes till you become isolated and weird.
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>>37694461
I suck at math but want to study that but half students of stem drop out first year
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>there are millions of girls who are sitting on the toilet, pushing out poop out of their buttholes right now
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Don't remind me of this, also threads like these will attract braps.
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you are welcome, op
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it's actually the poop which is directing the girl around itself
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rate my waifu
i would literally kill for a chance to meet her
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you're a cheeky feller, OP
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>>37694254
at least now he won't have to be aware of how ridiculous he was
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t h i c k e n e d
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What the hell happened? Ever since the election, everyone has just become so cold, mean and sterile. Not just on here, but IRL too, if not more so. Ever since the election, everyone has just become an asshole. Both sides of the aisle just autistically screamed at each other like idiots. People could no longer be friendly and nice to one another because of dumb shit like politics. Politics took over and infested everything and that's basically all the internet is now, clickbait and le EPIC political commentary. Everything was pretty comfy a few years ago. We all could have a good laugh and have fun. Now everything just feels so forced, lonely and empty; like everyone hates each other and everyone is trying to get featured on r/4chan. Everyone, everywhere just hates each other and doesn't do anything funny or entertaining anymore. Is this just a long phase, or is it all just really spiritually dead forever?
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Sounds like you're just growing.
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>>37694225
Things have been shit for a while, but it's worse than ever now. it makes me legitimately sad to see everyone as bitter as me
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>>37694225
The internet (and ubiquitous recording) is killing humanity. For the first time in human history we can see what practically everyone thinks, from the top of society to the poorest people at the bottom.
The results confirm almost all people are nothing but braying, insensible animals.
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Don't you guys love it when your making love to a woman missionary style, then she locks her feet behind your lower back and pulls you into her with all her might. Its like she loves it so much she can't let go. You cant escape the orgasm lock, you must go until shes done, such a great feeling. What are your guy's thoughts?
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>>37694203
I don't know that feel.Nice bait normie!
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originally posting the picture
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>>37694203
No, I love it when we're going doggy and I can just stop and she keeps on going by herself because she wants my cock.
Kill yourself.