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At what age should you have had sex?
At what age should you have a girlfriend?
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If you gotta ask just kys
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if you haven't had sex by the time you're 14 then you might as well not even bother. you will be destined for failure.
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Whatever age you leave home for the first time. At that point you have exactly 1 year in my books.
Before that, as a male, you are a child.
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>going on vacation
>planning on going to Dubai
>lil sister is forcing us to go to the UK
GOD DAMN IT I DON'T WANT TO GO TO THE UK ITS FUCKING GAY! IT'S JUST LIKE THE U.S EXCEPT WITH SHITTY WEATHER AND A BIG CLOCK NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT! REEEEE! ALSO EVERYONE IS FUCKING UGLY THERE BECAUSE OF THE INBREEDING! I WANTED TO MEET SOME QT ARAB GIRLS REEEEEE!
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>>37735989
Watch out for the chavs anon
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>>37735989
Come over to Shrewsbury and I'll give you a holiday to remember.
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Go to Poland, it's the only pure country in europe.
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>first day working at McDonalds
>very busy
>first order
>woman says something
>can't hear because everyone's too loud
>she repeats her order but I still can't make it out
>manager finally comes along and takes her order
>makes a face at me but can't understand what it means
>next person orders
>same thing happens, can't hear him
>manager has to save me
>he starts yelling at me and adds even more noise
>close my eyes and cover my ears to give myself some quiet time
>manager starts grabbing me and shaking me
>scream and start hitting him as I always do when someone touches me without permission
>tfw I got fired and might go to prison for assault
Mommy says I might not because he touched me first but I'm afraid it won't work.
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>>37735984
>Being autistic and doing food service
That's the worst combination imaginable(if this greentext isn't made up bulllshit).
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>>37735984
Do you start hitting because you couldnt control yourself? you might be sick that could help you no to go to jail.
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>>37735984
Is this a true story because my first day at McDonald is tomorrow
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>know friend for years
>would risk life for each other
>bro gets a gf
>would choose her over you even though he's only known her a month or two
fucking women
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it's not his fault you don't suck his dick
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>>37735777
this amlways make me sad
loyalty is the most precious thing we can get during our lives so why people love so much to ruin it ?
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>>37736910
this always*
originalo
After thinking I was doomed to a virgin life, I finally got laid with a long distance girl. It cost a lot, and 8 months of effort, but nonetheless I got laid at the end of the day.
I think the male brain confuses us into thinking that sex is some godlike insane pleasure. Even now, I think 'wow that was amazing, I loved it' and keep looking back to it, but I just keep thinking 'well while we were having sex I was disappointed'.
She looked like she was enjoying it 10x as much as me... Women seem to enjoy it more during but don't think about it as much after or before.
LPT : Sex is not that great. Don't make a big deal out of the fact you are a virgin.
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>>37735762
I wonder (((((((((((((((((((((((((who))))))))))))))))))))))))) could be behind this post.
Go away Shekelstein sex is the best thing ever and I want to have it.
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>>37735810
It really isnt
ALTHOUGH boobs have a real nice feeling to them and I could lick them and rest my head in them all fucking day. Like they just feel so... soft and gentle and something about them is so good.
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>>37735858
Fuck off normie go die in a fire. You were never a robot but failed normie cancer
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Latina girls are sexy. Who agrees?
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everyone
origamail
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>>37735722
Stay away from my women or you'll end up without a face, you race-mixing white niggers.
Who agrees?
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only if they are pissing on my cock and balls
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>someone falls in love with you
>their love makes you come out of your shell
>you fall in love with them
>they fall out of love from you and leave you alone in the dark again...
Why do people do this?
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>>37735714
I know how you feel bruh
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>>37736476
I keep trying. Maybe I should give up?
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>>37735714
>come out of your shell
this doesn't happen to robots
a robot is in constant fear of other people
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Ask a guy who just realized he's Chad anything
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>>37735695
according to /r9k/, 99.9% of males are chad.
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>>37735695
why arnt you married?
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>>37735826
Why don't you have kids?
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Are you feeeling lonely? Don't you have friends? Do you want to talk to comfy people? Do you want to make friends?
Then join our cozy discord, we ban/kick the bully people, We voice chat sometimes, in fact we're on in atm. It is not neccesary to join vc if you don't want to.
Everyone is welcome, robots, fembots, lgbt people, failed normies, cyborgs, as long as you are nice to everyone.
>>> uMq9N7 <<<
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>>37735669
>fembots
D R O P P E D
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>>37735669
Bump a rum! Bump a rum
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Jerome will get a tall gf one of these days
>Be me
>Have a fake instagram account
>only follow hot celebs and insta models
>start getting ads for make-up and leggings and nothing else
>instagram thinks i am a girl because i only follow females
>thank you instagram for not thinking i am just a 30-year old virgin perv
>mfw at least someone doesn't know how much of a creep i actually am
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>except the instagram knows you're creep virgin loser and is trying to help you by showing the way of a trap
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Should I do it? I am pretty fat and ugly.
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absolutely good friendly sir
together we will fool them all
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I've never been more angry watching an anime in my entire life.
I don't think whoever wrote this shit has ever been inside a restaurant. They should feel ashamed for glorifying the wageslave lifestyle.
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That's a restaurant in Japan, they're really like that.
Way different from western restaurant
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One of my favorite series. I worked in a similar restaurant as a teenager.
Maybe as an adult you take your job seriously so you are looking at it through a different lens.
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>>37735614
>glorifying
That's the point of anime you fucking dolt, it's also boring and tedious as shit to get through high school and do you think anime is at all realistic about that?
If you would seriously watch a SoL anime for anything but escapism then you are a retard.
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>sent email to my boss
>forgot my name was set to kike slayer
>changed in settings after I sent it but it isn't doing anything
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That is pretty funny, senpai.
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Lmao post results when he replies
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>>37736101
please >>37735562 please post results
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>tfw no drunk bf
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>tfw no gf drink
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>>37735548
Thanks, Doc.
I
m sooo washted...
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>>37735805
wtf is that retarded pic
My therapist once mentioned how much of my issues are caused and worsened by my family. She said my family was dysfunctional because
me and my brothers and sister all still live at home with my dad which is apparently 'unhealthy'. My oldest brother is 36 and finishing college but is retiring before starting work because he wants to stay at home. My older brother is 31 and only left home once for a week in jail because of a fight, someone attacked him!! Now he has ptsd and won't leave the house. Then there's me, I'm 29 and just graduated high school (GED) but I'm not planning on studying because I'm not a good learner and not good at social situations. My therapist pushed me into it even though it was super stressful for me.
My sister is the youngest, she's 27 and in the same situation as me. She moved out once to live with a boyfriend but after that relationship ended 3 or 4 years ago she moved back home. She now wants to be a teaching assistant but no one will hire her because she never finished middle school and only got her GED in her 20s like me. Though she's very competent, I suppose it looks bad in interviews.
Then there's dad who's a construction worker. His backs all fucked up because he started working at 15 and always worked too hard. Bless him. He recently got laid off (forced retirement), so basically at the moment we're all unemployed. My dad gets about 15k (I think) a year in unemployment and that's what we live off. The only bad part I'd say is how poor we are.
I'm sure we're not the only ones in this living arrangement, but ever since my therapist told me it was bad, I question things. Luckily we lost our health care and I can't see her anymore. -.-
I've thought some time about it, if our family is dysfunctional or not and whether my problems are caused by my family - I have come to the conclusion it's not. We might not be the biggest achievers out there or anything, but besides that we're pretty normal I'd say. It was rude of her to say so.
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>>37735441
Are you gonna tell her how you feel or are you just gonna complain on 4chan some more?
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being 1000 miles from any of my family is pretty lonesome and depressing, but then i had a pretty good family
if all you siblings got part time jobs, you could maintain a pretty simple and comfy existence now that your dad is out of commission
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>>37735479
I have not seen her again since I gathered these thoughts. Now that I lost insurance she refuses to.
I could write to her but I doubt she'd care. $=care, no$=no cares given.
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he was a boy she was a girl can I make it any more obviousITT: songs you listen to when drunk
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Always go to this one t b h
https://youtu.be/u-Qw6T_FKMc
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FEW TIMES I BEEN ROUND THAT TRACK
SO IT'S NOT JUST GONNA HAVE BEEN LIKE THAT
CUZ I AIN'T NO HOLLA BACK GIRL
CUZ I AIN'T NO HOLLA BACK GIRL
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Le_IyYLrUtQ
>you have been muted for 2 seconds
this song has been posted already wew