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>walking home at night
>qt3.14 gril standing on the sidewalk
>sees me
>starts walking away from me
>my way home is the same route shes using to get away from me
>turns around
>sees me still behind her
>start running

I dont even look that creepy
Why is this happening
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>>39282333
Women are scared of all men

Especially at night
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When that happens next time just pretend you dropped something or that you are tying your shoes or put out your phone and pretend you're talking to your family on the phone (make it clear that it isn't a dude or they will think you are calling your rapist friends). It makes you seem less menacing

Sluts are such hypocrites.

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>most people go out in their free time
>people who don't go out often are outliers
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Wait you mean holing yourself up in your room and consuming media alone in your free time isn't normal?

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Daily reminder to stop worshipping & idealizing women and maybe you'd get laid
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whoa..falling in love with someone you just met, who just does that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Fx4DVYBf8k
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Gee, anon. I'm here on time for my interview but they're making me wait outside. Mind keeping me company?
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Azn qts look better when they stick to their natural hair color, or something not too far off.

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You are surrounded by your loved ones, family and friends on your deathbed, you had a long, happy life. You are truly at peace as you draw your last breaths. There light seems fading away, with your consciousness.
But you then wake up and discover that you have a super power which lets you live an entire lifetime in your dream each night, and you are a newborn, and the life you just lived was your first one

What do you do?
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>>39282061
Live a new life i guess ?
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>>39282061
Do sex to my hand
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Live through every possible iteration till I get back to the dream where I forget it's a dream, and maybe find my way back to something like this.

i just make a meal at 6pm~ eat it very slowly so it becomes both my launch and dinner
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Even if you make it last til 8pm it's not gonna become your lunch.
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>>39281887
What food do you eat?
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>>39281946
a man can convince himself
>>39281949
basically boiled eggs or boiled rice

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>anon, i'm sorry, but no. I was fine with you being nice and all and helping in class but I think our lifestyles are too diff-- what is that anon? Anon don't; hold your horses, I'll make it up I promise, anon, don't oh god....
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>>39281838
>Meet someone under a boardwalk to tell them you WON'T have sex them
>Not expecting to be raped
I know this was written by a dude, but christ women are dumb.
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You realize this photo was taken by a serial killer of one of his victims he liked to dress up. That look of disgust is really one of horror.
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>>39281903
That's not even remotely the context of this picture and it's not even underneath a boardwalk

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>have had multiple female friends
>can talk to girls just fine, better than with guys
>still never had a girl be interested in my romantically in my life
Am I just ugly? I just wanted to be happy with someone I love
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>>39281833
Girls want a bad boy to fuck, Anon, not some pussy who's "a nice guy and easy to talk to." You need to push them around a little bit, maybe even force yourself on them and they'll want you real bad.
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>>39281882
This. I'm a lot like you OP; lots of female friends but no pussy. What women look for in a friend and a lover are two totally different things. If you want her to want to fuck you, you need be a little more aloof. Act like you don't care so much.
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>>39281882
This is how you ruin your life, OP

Why do people love to hate so much?
It always seems like everyones constantly looking for angles to judge each other from.
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>>39281663
Scarcity of resources
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>>39281663
helps them feel better about their own flaws and shortcomings, I suppose

>Sick
>Have to live like a NEET: day 2

These antibiotics need to work faster! I cannot exist like this. This is hell. Who would do this voluntarily?
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imagine being so indoctrinated that 2 days of free time makes you want to kill yourself
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>>39281617
fuck off normie
go outisde and play with other normies
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>>39281667
yeah, kind of pathetic.

are the walls getting you, OP ? how's that free will working out ? ready to submit yet? jesus fucking christ this is just fucking sad, far below the 'tfw no gf' threads

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If you were an eternal being that could exist forever in paradise....

What would you REALLY spend all that time doing? Trillions of orgies with beyond-supermodels...?
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>>39281562
Honestly at this point I wouldn't mind an eternity of 4chan. It's not great, but it manages to remain consistently entertaining.

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>tfw about to start college
>tfw look like a 13 year old

Anyone else have this problem?
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>tfw no original muscular gf
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>tfw about to start college
>tfw look like a 13 year old
Girls love fembois....You won the genetic lottery.
Stop complaining

*Steaks your NEETbux for more tacobux*
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>>39281424
How the fuck some people get to this fucking point?!
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>>39281424
Average_Mexican.jpg
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>>39281569
Probably the first in their life where they had any money

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>went out for the first time in I don't know how long
>got mcdonalds from the drive thru
>it wasn't a disaster

Though they did forget to give me my drink. Just pretended I didn't order one and drove off. No need to ruin a thus-far smooth excursion.
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Are you not proud of me, brethren?
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>When you go out and strangers don't heard a single smirk during the entire trip

Best feel
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>>39281415
great job anon. im too much of a pussy to go order food. i dont like talking to people

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