WE WUZ KEKZ N SHIET
i'm so lonely my fellow robots
have gotten a job, moved out, made friends, gone to parties, did spontaneous shit but CANT FUCKING GET A GIRLFRIEND
even befriended a really hot grill she kept giving me petnames and saying she loves me, taking selfies with me and hugging me but that turned out to just be for fun and giggles
then theres this ugly girl at work who is into me i thought so i was like alright better ugly than nothing at least ill finally get to experience a girl....i ask her out and she says she doesnt mix work and private so if we were to go out it would only be as friends. not talking to that ugly cunt again
i'm 26,6'2, beard, average body, average face and between nice guy and asshole
how THE FUCK DO I GET A GIRL TO KISS ME AND WANT TO BE WITH ME AWKDJAWIUDHAWDNAKWDNAWKJDNWAKJDNAKJDNAWKJDAWDWAD
Now that summer is here, how do I into cocoon mode? What are some essential tips/resources?
>>37848431
Buy a shit load of games during the steam summer sales, and spend all your days on 4chan. Same thing every year, and it keeps getting better
>>37848431
I keep a document of all the things I dislike about myself and ways of changing those things. I organize a list of useful resources and websites and use them. I write what my daily goals are the night before and do them the morning after and then do a monthly report on my progress. This may vary depending on your goals, but I also meditate, read (Meditations my Aurelius atm for me) and listen to at least an album a day. I recommend reading history and politics too.
And, of course, lift. And do a mobility and stretching routine and cardio.
>>37848431
Are you a college student or not? Do you have a job?
Can't really answer without knowing these
>again
>just like last week
>she has blonde hair
i don't dream anymore
I just drink
Well /b/ I need some advice.
As the summer is starting, my father keeps wanting my brother to work with him (he's 17) and he hates our father's job (me too). The thing is that he's trying really hard to find another job but nobody hires him because he's underage. None of his friends work and he things it's not fair but still prefers to work in anny other places. Summer is here and it's even harder to get a job (he's studying). Help guys.
Btw he is not going to kill himself.
Pic not related
>posts on /r9k/
>"Well /b/"
>"I need some /adv/ice"
Kek, saged.
how about you employ your brother to give you 5 mouth-based orgasms per week and you pay him a fair wage
everyone is a winner
>haha just asking for my """brother"""
get the fuck out, underage
Is sex really that important?
I'm currently a 24 year old virgin and I'm perfectly fine staying this way.
I mean, I honestly don't think that sex is so great that it's going to elevate my life from boring and lonely to something more optimistic.
SHUT UP SHUT UPSHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP sHUT THE FUCK UP STOP TALKING SHUT UP GET OUT OF MY FUCKING HEAD
are you okay Anon? Would you like to talk?
/bathroomeaters/ assemble
What are your top tips to stop your legs from falling asleep?
>>37848077
>he sits on a toilet in a public restroom
Disgusting
>>37848077
Stand up once in a while.
i ate in the bathroom in high school
its not really worth it
because the idea is to avoid the embarrassment of eating alone
but people eventually figure out what youre doing which is even more embarrassing
the xanax dont work no more i wanna die why cant i feel comfortable in my own skin
Would you rather be 6'2 and athletic build or 6'4 ectomorph
I assume ectomorph means lanklet.
I'll take 6'2"
Also, none of those guys are tall. Tall begins when 5'6" is at your shoulder, aka 6'4".
>>37848044
They are probably around 6'0-2
Which is pretty tall anywhere in the world
>tfw only turned on by girls with boyfriends and 15 year olds
So I 15 year old girl with a boyfriend must really get you going?
>>37848119
Hell yeah.i want to bull people so bad.
It has been too long
starting it off
DANGEROUS AND MOVING, DANGEROUS AND MOVING, DANGEROUS AND MOVING
I wish that I could be like the cool kids, 'cause all the cool kids, they seem to fit in. I wish that I could be like the cool kids, like the cool kids. I wish that I could be like the cool kids, 'cause all the cool kids- they seem to get it. I wish that I could be like the cool kids, like the cool kids...
Do any robots here actually look this ugly? Or is everyone being melodramatic
I think most people here are atleast 5/10. People are just whiny bitch boys because they dont get their way right a way.