i'm so lonely my fellow robots
have gotten a job, moved out, made friends, gone to parties, did spontaneous shit but CANT FUCKING GET A GIRLFRIEND
even befriended a really hot grill she kept giving me petnames and saying she loves me, taking selfies with me and hugging me but that turned out to just be for fun and giggles
then theres this ugly girl at work who is into me i thought so i was like alright better ugly than nothing at least ill finally get to experience a girl....i ask her out and she says she doesnt mix work and private so if we were to go out it would only be as friends. not talking to that ugly cunt again
i'm 26,6'2, beard, average body, average face and between nice guy and asshole
how THE FUCK DO I GET A GIRL TO KISS ME AND WANT TO BE WITH ME AWKDJAWIUDHAWDNAKWDNAWKJDNWAKJDNAKJDNAWKJDAWDWAD